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Chapter 4 - Yahoo Messenger

The Naruto gang runs into some trouble. It's something so terrible, so horrible, it will take all of their will-power to defeat. Do you know what that is?....High School. (Normal pairings, though not the main plot or anything. TOTAL COMEDY!)

Chapter 4 - Yahoo Messenger

Chapter 4 - Yahoo Messenger
I know this is called "an ordinary day at school" but I just had to put it here!

WARNING

This can and WILL have bad words in it and use DIRTY language...

BTW, now it gets sort of serious...not that funny...so just work with me on this one...

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Sakura got home and automatically logged on to Yahoo. There waiting for her was Ino, who was pretty pissed off at her for what happened at the dance and with Sasuke.



Ino: i hate u

Sakura: ....

Ino: i hate u so much

Sakura: you have absolutly no reason to hate me..but whateva....feel however you want to feel...I couldn't care less ^_^

Ino
: i hate u

Ino: heheheheheheh

Ino: good bye

Ino: homo

Sakura: like I said before....whateva

Ino: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe i laugh cause your the same you laugh cause i different.................dike

Sakura: that made no sence....and....*let me repeat* I couldn't care less, and for your information, Dike is "part of" a guy, and no, i'm not one of them ^_^

Ino: r u sure

Ino: cause i am

Sakura: ....you just called urself a dike?¿

Sakura: "cause I am"

Ino: you started this fight and youi know whats coming your way....................................................@$$ hole

Sakura: correction....@$$ hole is the backside of a human being....yes I "have" and @$$ hole, but i'm not a whole one.......get your sentences right, and use them in the right catagory...

Ino: like i said you started it and dont acted like you didnt you lesbo................sniffing peoples faces and following them everywhere

Sakura huffed as she remembered in school when she JUST wanted to see what kind of gum Ino had so she sniffed her quickly.

Sakura: correction, Lesbo is not a word...Lesbian is....no i'm not one, and if you think thats bad, i'm not the one who put their mouth on a microphone, and SHOVED it in someone elses mouth.....but whateva

Ino remembered when they were singing at home and Ino was just fooling around so she put the microphone in her mouth, the quickly jabbed it into Sakura's mouth, which in-tern made Sakura gerk backwards and scream.

Ino: what ever.......................................................i have more friends than you and i cant believe i was your friend...............................oh and by the way try to get into that volleyball thing and see what happens u will go home sorry about your luck dog.................and its not an open gym

Ino
: dumbass

Sakura slammed her hand down on her bed. The whole reason about that volleyball thing is just that Ino wanted more practice so she asked the principal if she could have v-ball practice after school.

Sakura: It doesn't matter how many friends you have, it matters on how they treat you! You wouldn't even know the definition of that...and YES, it is like an open gym, Mr. Huber (the Konoha principal) said "anyone" can come, and ohhhhhh yout gonna sick your grandma on me....OMG I am so scared!! And thanx for calling me lucky, cause I know I am. Oh, and another thing, ...I'm smarter than you are! ^_^ So live with it!

Ino: i dont care if your smarteer.......................and one you didnt go talk to him i never told him it was open gym i said for my friends....................something your not (oh darn)..............plus i already gave him a list so you cant come and the people i invited dont even like you so stop trying to get in no one wants to see you...............srry (not) and this is my thing not yours dumb @$$. So deal with it......................and if you cant oh well for you.............!

Sakura: I have known Mr.Huber WAY longer than you have, and I KNOW that you didn't give him a list or whatever because its a community school! And not yours, so if your going to pick favorites, take them to your house and do whateva, but the shcool is NOT YOURS! And everyone on the v-ball team KNOW FOR A FACT that I'm one of the best!!! and don't forget it. And besides, I don't really NEED to go since I"m SO much better than you....but I just wanna ge to get under your skin! and another thing, EVERYBODY likes me, and don't think that Temari likes you...she tells me constantly that your so annoying cause you cling to her cause you have no one else to hang out with (ohhh look who has the friends now!) and I don't need to fight with you cause its pointless....

Sakura has logged off

**Sakura secretly put herself on invisible so she can still see what Ino write, but thinks that Sakura has logged off.**

Ino: Ohhhh..........look whos scared they dont want to talk anymore.............there afraid............sure what ever Sakura you cant stand it that i have more friends then you...............and guess what i have more than one unlike you.........................your such a pitiful country matters................sometimes i feel srry but only for a sec..................oh dont make me laugh you hang out with the really fat katie girl (someone on Sakura's softball team).....................ur only friends are your softball friends...be like oh yea then y is it every fracking day u are so sad looking and costintally looking at me and Tenten and ur always by urself, haha yea well i know for a fact that im better then u because ur fracked up in the head and only a dike would know that, and besides Tenten is friends with all the preps

Ino: srry but you are a geek and geeks have no friends.............and the way you treat Hinata is just wrong you dont even walk with her to lunch....................(you are such a good friend NOT) guess what a dike isn't a "guy part" is a lesbian dumb @$$............go's to show how smart you are......................................................you suck @$$ at volleyball you cant even surve straight let alone spike and set.........................and i am not the one with a deformed finger like a fracking freak.......................i no many things about you and prepare to be humuliated by the whole school...............i am going to make your life living hell.........................hope you can take it you sissy @$$ lesbian..................omg hey did you call your girlfriend katie yet

Ino: you too are a perfect pair.

Ino has logged off

Sakura started bauling her eyes out. "W-why would...Ino say things...l-like this!" her tears falling to the ground like a waterfall. She sat there for fifteen minutes, crying into her pillow. She knew that Ino and herself fought, but she had NEVER been this mean.

Sakura got up, and prayed. She didn't pray very often, but found it nessisary to do so.


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ok, I know it wasn't funny this time, but I had to make it serious this time DON'T WORRY, THE NEXT CAHPPIE SHOULD BE A FUNNY ONE..... and I have to come clean on this one.....that whole conversation was REALLY me and my...so-called friend.. I just replaced mine and her names with Sakura and Ino. I was Sakura talking, and my X-friend (Cassie) was Ino...BTW, if anyone has any advice, I would greatly appreciate it!

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