Chapter 1 - 001

SONIC TF2 BEHIND THE SCENES.[br]
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*Screen saying “Meet The Behind The Scenes” appears, then static, then first scene*[br]
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Mish The Engineer: *Play her acoustic guitar whilst next to her pickup truck*[br]
Shade The Heavy: *Imitating the guitar*Daumm, Daumm, Daumm, Daum daum daum…[br]
Mish: Listen here,*Throws her guitar down and grabs her wrench, stands up and raises it at Shade*I’M GONNA LAY YOU OUT!!![br]
Shade: *Scared*Oh noooo!!![br]
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*Static*[br]
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Ghost The Underdog: *Points at Gale The Thief*I’M GONNA KILL YOUR SO CALLED FATHER!!![br]
Gale: Pffft!*Bursts out laughing hard, tearing up*[br]
Ghost: *Shows annoyance across his face, starts playing solitaire with a pack of cards whilst she‘s laughing*[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Hawx. The Sniper: *Fishing with Trickster The Spy, catches a large fish, picks it up*There ya go!*Goes to put it in his keep net*[br]
Trickster: Hmm…*Stabs the back of Hawx.’s hand and grabs the fish*[br]
Hawx.: Augh! Ya bloody piker!!!*Holds his hand*[br]
Trickster: *Looks at the fish*You’re right, it’s a pike.*Throws it into the water*[br]
Hawx.: I wasn’t talking about the fish![br]
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*Static*[br]
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Gale: *Still laughing*[br]
Ghost: *Playing Texas Hold’em with Mish, Voltage The Lightning Samurai and Amerio The Uberhog*[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Far The Timid: *Talking about the fatal damage caused to a ballistics dummy scientifically to Sogt The Scout, stops, then looks at him*?[br]
Sogt: What the f*ck you talking about!?[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Amerio, Hazard The Cyber, Graham The Demoman: *All drunk, arms put around each others backs, Amerio holding a beer stein, Hazard with a RED-Demon Vodka bottle and Graham with a bottle of Scrumpy, all of them holding them high, all shout at the top of their lungs*OKTOBERFEST!!![br]
Chain The Trio: We have to put up with this!?[br]
Tala The Musician: *Mouth open in shock*…[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Trickster: *Shocked, points*THE ENGINEERS ARE WOMEN!!![br]
Blanc The Machinist: *Looks cross*No sh*t Sherlock.[br]
Mish: *Rolls eyes in annoyance*Took you long enough to notice.[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Richard Cypher The Madness: *Trying to pull a butterfly knife out of Scar The Powerhouse’s chest*Keep still…[br]
Scar: How about no. For all I know, you’ll probably try to stab me with the knife afterwards…[br]
Richard: *Looks annoyed*Fuzzball…[br]
Scar:*Looks P’Oed*[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Trickster: *Fencing with his butterfly knife*I shall gut you like a top shelf![br]
Vertigo The Chaos: Dirty S O B.[br]
Shade: Yes. That’s my job![br]
Trickster and Vertigo:*Looks at Shade, both freaked out*Too far…[br]
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*Static*[br]
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Shade: *Holding Sasha*WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?!?[br]
Sogt: I did.*Slams Sasha into Shade’s face*Eat it fatty!!![br]
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*Static*[br]
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Shade: *Chasing after Saika, Voltage’s 4 year old daughter, who stole Natasha and is carrying it around*WE MUST STOP LITTLE BABY!!![br]
Sogt: *Running away from her*OH GOD!!![br]
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*Static*[br]
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Gale: *Breathless from laughing, breathes in and out slowly three times*[br]
Ghost: *Stands up*[br]
Gale: Yeah right.[br]
Ghost: *Gets seriously cross*I’LL DESTROY YOU!!![br]
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*Static*[br]
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*The whole cast is shown scrolling sideways along with the TF2 flourish music, then shows them all fully, along with “TEAM FORTRESS 2” on the bottom of the screen*[br]
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Shade: All of you are spies![br]
Amerio: Nein![br]
Shade: Then we must push little spy![br]
Shirake The Ninja: How dare you![br]
Shade: Then we all must push Engie!*Points at a train*[br]
Sogt: Oh hell no![br]
Hawx.: Holey Dooley![br]
Mish: No way![br]
Scar: Go away![br]
Voltage: Goddamnit…[br]
Hail The Ice: F*ck you…[br]
Amerio: Nein!!![br]
Shirake: What… the… heck!?[br]
Graham: I’m drunk, you lot don’t have an excuse!

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