Chapter 1 - Micki's Crazy Experiments

Mickis crazy experiments

BTW: Lilly in the story is Mickis Shadow. Lilly is the princess of Shadows who loves Hiei.

Narrator: In Mickis-

Micki: Evil.

Narrator: room-

Micki: Of Evil.

Narrator: *is getting ticked* She-

Micki: Evilly

Narrator: mixes-

Micki: EVIL potions OF EVIL!!!

Narrator: .... I need a new job.

Micki: Then go to McDonalds & clog up your arteries. Anyway, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! These potions of pure unadulterated evil will surely cause some mass chaos!!

Lilly: What potions did you make?

Micki: Glad you asked me, my dear friend. This potion *shows a (EVIL) bottle of (EVIL) blue liquid*, Notice it is blue. Its blue for an evil reason because it causes the drinker to act the exact opposite of what he/she usually does. Like Yusuke for example. Make him drink this & hell act like a nerd instead of the thug he truly is.

Lilly: Stop saying evil.

Micki: Fine. Anyway, see this red potion? *points to a bottle of red liquid* This potion makes anyone transform into a Disney character.

Lilly: Whats so evil about that?

Micki: .... I have no clue. Anyway, this green potion makes the drinker feel like she/hes pregnant!

Lilly: O_O... ok....

Micki: Aint I Evil?

Lilly: sure....

Micki: YAY! Now, we shall test out the potions on-

Lilly: Wait! You havent tested the potions yet? How could you have known about what the potions do?

Micki: Actually.... *Opens a curtain showing Kuwabara on a mediaeval torture table transforming into Disney characters every 10 seconds while clutching his stomach like hes pregnant & acting like a girly girl*

Lilly: O_O.... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Micki: *smirks* Kuwabara thought he was trying out for a bathing suit contest. NOW! To test these potions...

Micki: *sneaks up behind Yusuke & while hes not looking, drops a drop of her blue potion in his drink & runs*

Yusuke: *drinks his soda, shakes, & acts like a nerd* E=mc2!

Micki &Lilly: *giggles*

Lilly: Please, more comedy!

Micki: *sneaks up behind Yusuke & when he opens his mouth, Micki drops a drop of red potion in it*

Yusuke: What the?- *he transforms into Donald Duck* QUACK!

Lilly: LOL! More!!

Micki: Fine, I didnt want to do this Koenma... but who cares! *sneaks up behind Koenma & drops a drop on green potion on his food*

Koenma: I...dont feel so... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! STOMACH HURTS!!!!!!!!!!! *clutches his stomach*

Botan: What is it??

Koenma: FEEL!!!!! LIKE!!!!!!! PREGNANT!!!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Kurama: Should I go find a pain reliever herb?

Yukina: Want me to get some hot tea?

Tasha (My best buddy, Also known as Jar Of Dirt): Should I use my head?

Yusuke: .....

Keiko: .....

Yukina: .....

Koenma: .....

Kurama: .....

George Bush: .....

Chinese family: .....

Dog: .....

Micki & Lilly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Kurama: Whats so funny, Micki? Lilly?

Micki: *gasp* Oh, nothing nothing nothing Kurama.

Lilly: Yeah, were just laughing at the fact, uh... Koenma feels pregnant!

Hiei: *eyes Lilly suspiciously*

Micki* *Whispers to Lilly* Dont think about Hiei, dont think about Hiei... *aloud* Well, um, Lilly & I are going to, uh.... GO! *grabs Lilly & runs into Mickis EVIL room*

Everyone: O_O....

Yusuke: I believe she was fibbing.

Keiko: I like this Yusuke better.

Koenma: DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY PAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yukina: oh! *runs off to get tea*


(In Mickis EVIL room of EVIL)

Micki & Lilly: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilly: Too much! Too much!

Micki: *still Laughing her eyes out*

Lilly: *takes deep breaths* Maybe, we should transform them back and make them drink more potions.

Micki: aww.... ok.... *goes over to her large steel cauldron, pours random ingredients in it, stirs them together, and mumbles to herself*

Lilly: .......

Micki: *stirs the cauldron, pours more ingredients, stirs again, and mumbles*

Lilly: ......

Micki: *repeats process*

Lilly: WOULD YOU HURRY UP!?!?!?!?

Micki: AHH!!! *accidentally drops a candy bar in the cauldron and then....*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Micki: *cough cough cough cough* What the?....

Lilly: *cough cough cough* What did you do??

Micki: *stares off camera* (haha!!)

Lilly: MICKI!!!

Micki: .......

Lilly: *Looks where Micki is looking and sees a candy bar floating in the air with the letters SSEBOE (Super Sugary Energy Bar of Evil) on it*

Micki: *Smirks* Lilly?

Lilly: Yeah?

Micki: I think I have an Idea...

Lilly: You always have Ideas, you and youre crazy lovesick demon side whos been typing this story!!!!

Micki: .......

Miyu: Say that again and Ill seriously pummel you and then toss your dead body over a cliff....

Lilly: Ok! Ok, jeez. Sorry.....

Micki and Miyu: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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