Chapter 2 - The Case Of The Missing Keys!!!!!

*all driving in car*



Kurama: Poor Sammy Sosa. He will never play baseball again.



Naomii: I know! *sobs* And it's all my fault!



Kaori: Yes it is.



Hiei: Personally I never liked Sammy Sosa.



*nobody responds*



Hiei: Ok Fine haters!!!



*car pulls up to house*



Kurama: Ok were at my house. Now everybody get out and go home.



Naomii: Oh but Rama! Aren't you going to come with me to my trial about hitting Sammy Sosa in the head?



Kurama: He pressed charges against you?



Naomii: I guess so.



Kaori: And I am going to be the lawyer!



Kurama: Oh….great….



Kaori: Yep!



Hiei: Lets go I'm hungry.



Kurama: Go get food at your own house!



Hiei: But you always have good food.



Kurama: *sigh* Ok everybody go in but don't tough the remote! My soaps are on in 30 minutes.



Hiei: Hooray! *rushes to door*



Naomii: I get to go to my muffins house! *jumps out of car*



Kaori: Hey Kurama do you have cake? *gets out of car*



Kurama: *gets out of car* I have pudding.



Kaori: WEEEEEE!!!



Hiei: *tries to open door* Hey Rama! It's locked!



Kurama: I know. The key is under the mat.



Naomii: I wanna get it!



Hiei: What an obvious place to put a key.



Naomii: Rama it's not under there. *lifts mat with no key under it*



Kurama: *runs to door* It's not!



Kaori: Ha Ha!!



Hiei: I bet somebody stole it.



Kurama: shoot!



Naomii: Let's just go through the window!



Hiei: Wow. Ummm….sounds like a bunch of fun but I guess I'm not that hungry after all guys. I'm just going to go home. Bye! *runs away*



Naomii: Bye!



Kaori: *sarcastically* What a good friend he is.



Kurama: Heh…..



*everyone goes around to the back of the house*



Kurama: Oh! *looks at watch drawn on wrist with sharpie* My soaps start in 20 minutes!



Kaori: Who cares about your soaps!?



Kurama: I want to know what happens to Billy!



Naomii: *takes screen off window and opens it* I did it guys!



Kurama: WOOT!



Naomii: Ok now gimmie a boost so I can get in and unlock the front door.



Kaori: Okee Dokee!!! *picks up Naomii and holds her up to the window*



Naomii: Wow it's so high up! *accidentally kicks Kaori*



Kaori: *lets go of Naomii and falls to the ground* OW!!!



Naomii: AHH! Get me outta this window!!!



Kurama: Heh Heh……idiots.



Kaori: No way punk! You kicked me!



Naomii: HELP!!!



*neighbors hear Naomii yelling and look out the window*



Girl Neighbor: Look at those jerks! Breaking and entering!



Guy Neighbor: How rude! And that red haired guy just stands there and laughs.



Girl Neighbor: Let's call the police.



Guy Neighbor: Ok.



Girl Neighbor: *dials 911* Hello police? Yes there is a robbery in progress. Yes at Kurama's house again. Ok thanks. *hangs up phone*



Guy Neighbor: Well……



Girl Neighbor: They said they'd be right over.



*sirens*



Guy Neighbor: That was fast.



Kaori: Oh no!!! I hear the fuzz!!!



Naomii: The fuzz!!!



Kurama: Somebody did something stupid.



Kaori: Glad it wasn't us.



*police run up with guns*



Police #1: Freeze criminals!!! *points gun at Naomii who is still hanging out of the window*



Police #2: Yeah! Whatever he said…..



Kurama: *laughs*



Police #1: You too Mr.! *points gun at Kurama*



Kurama: *stops laughing*



Police #1: You are all under arrest for breaking into this house!



Police #2: Ha Ha!



Police #1: Shut up #2!



Police#2: Sorry boss.



Kurama: But this is my house!



Kaori: Yeah. The idiot lost his keys.



Naomii: They were under the welcome mat.



Police #1: Yeah that's what they all say. You're coming with us bubs!



Police #2: Yeah bubs!



Police #1: I think they get it #2.



Police #2: Ok.



Kurama: *looks at watch drawn in sharpie on his wrist* Oh No!!!! I am missing my soaps!



Police #1: Get in the car buddy! *pushes Kurama into police car*



Kurama: Hey!



Kaori: *jumps into police car with Kurama* Don't worry Rama. I bet there is a T.V. at the police station.



Kurama: *sweat drop*



Police #2: *gets in police car carrying Naomii*



Naomii: You'll never take me alive!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!



AT POLICE STATION



*Naomii, Kaori, and Kurama are all hand cuffed to chairs*



Kaori: I should have run away with Hiei.



Chief Of Police: I heard you guys have broken into a house.



Police #1: Yes sir they have.



Kurama: It was MY house!!!



Chief Of Police: Sure it was.



Police #2: SHADDUP!!! *slaps Kurama*



Chief Of Police: Return to your post #2!!!



Police #2: Sorry. *walks away*



Naomii: Oh my poor Rama got slapped!!! *sobs*



Chief Of Police: Ok now all of you empty out your pockets.



Kurama: We are kind of cuffed to chairs…….



Chief Of Police: Oh yeah. #1!!! Empty their pockets!



Police #1: Yes sir! *digs in Naomii's pocket and pulls out a muffin*



Naomii: Hey! Give that back!



Police #1: It could be an explosive……



Naomii: Its chocolate chip!



Chief Of Police: Throw it away #1!



Police #1: *throws muffin away and pulls a sock out of Kaori's pocket*



Kaori: So that is where you've been hiding little delicious.



Police #1: EWWWW!!!! *throws sock away*



Kaori: Hey!



Police #1: *digs in Kurama's pocket and pulls out something shiny* And what might this be?



Kurama: Oh that's just my spare set of keys. I keep them for emergencies only. *smiles*



Kaori & Naomii: *anime fall*

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