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Chapter 1 - Untitled

its not really funny but oh well

Chapter 1 - Untitled

Chapter 1 - Untitled
Beyblade V-Force: the movie
So let me give you some background info. Jade loves Rei and Rei likes Jade. Nikki likes Kai and yeah. And Tyson likes Hilary and visa versa. (there were pictures but they wouldnt come in.)

First Scene, Action
Hilary: get a move on boys you are so slow. I could run faster than you.

Tyson: sorry miss queen of the ugly people.

Rei: shut up the both of you. We are all in this together

Chief: you guys just go ahead I’ll catch up.

Nikki: hey guys whats up

Tyson: miss queen of the ugly people is “Training” us

Rei: yeah I’m going with Tyson this time

Hilary: get a move on

Nikki: jeez Hilary don’t be so bossy

Hilary: why not you boss Kai around

Nikki: that’s cause he’s my boyfriend

*Kai enters scene*

Kai: were you talking about me??

Nikki: no

*Nikki gives Kai a hug*

Nikki: we would never talk bad about you

Hilary: rigggght

Kai:ahh attack of the neon colored shirts

Hilary: ha ha very funny, how come I can’t see bit beasts

Tyson: maybe you’re BLIND or something

Scene Two
*At the pizza parlor, waited an hour for food*

Jade: HEY WERE’S OUR FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai: dude it’s in front of you

Jade: I knew that

Nikki: were you trying to be stupid???

Jade: no

Rei: hey peoples. Why are we here?

Tyson: Duh to get food

*Rei sits down next to……….. umm yeah….Jade….. are you happy Kathleen*

*Kai is leaning against the wall*

Nikki: Kai what are you doing.

*Kai sits down next to Nikki*

Kai: nothing

Rei:…………………………. Jade can I ask you something………………………………

Jade: no you can’t……………why?

Rei: like privately

Jade: sure

*Jade and Rei are outside.*

Rei:…..umm….. man this is really hard to explain….no were not breaking up….. will you be my..

Jade: I’m waiting…you will be my what……..

Rei: will you be my…………………………………………………………girl…………friend

Jade: umm………………………………………………..let me think about it ok

Rei: ok

Kai: dude what are you doing outside, your pizzas getting cold

Rei: you can have mine

Kai: kooooooooooooooool

Jade: Rei are you there…

Rei: no…..yes…….no……yes……maybe…have you decided yet

Jade: no not yet

*Inside*

Tyson: food fight

Nikki: Tyson you are such an idiot so just SHUT UP

Kai: I agree with Nikki

*Jade and Rei walk in………holding………………a bottle of water each*

Tyson: why do you have a bottle of water

Rei: maybe because I was thirsty

Tyson: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Nikki: SHUT UP not Kai though and not Rei. And not Jade

*Tyson tries to punch Nikki. He misses.*

Kai: well that wasn’t very nice

Nikki: you didn’t like stop him or something like that. Yeah you’re sure a GREAT boyfriend.

Kai: well sorry I was…..I was…………………………..…..eating pizza.

Nikki:……………….well so what

*Rei is sitting next to Jade and has his arm around her….ARE YOU HAPPY KATHLEEN.*

Jade: I never made a decision yet…wait……yes I have………yes I will

Tyson: what are they talking about

Nikki: I know exactly what they are talking about

Jade: you do……………..oh yeah you do

Nikki: congrates, Tyson you are to stupid to understand, they are a couple.

Rei: Nikki I didn’t want Tyson to know

Nikki: well he’ll forget

Tyson: what did you say Nikki

Nikki: see I told you

Scene Three
*Beyblade arena sort of*

Rei: are you ready

Jade: whenever you are

Rei and Jade: let it rip

*Jade beats Rei*

Jade: ha ha ha ha I beat you

*Next match*

Kai: you’re going down

Nikki: oh yeah

*Nikki beats Kai.*

Hilary: yeah

Kai: nice battle, but I will beat you next time

Nikki: yeah right

Kai: oh yes I will. Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha. *choke, choke, cough, cough*

Ozuma: that was fake…….yeah

Nikki: you’re in the wrong movie get out. You’re in Kathleen’s movie

Ozuma: oh yeah

*Next battle*

Tyson: I’m going to beat you………wait there’s no one battling me. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hilary: that was retarded. TYSON SHUT UP!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!! Ok. Ok.

Nikki: yeah Hilary you shut up

Hilary: that made no sense

Nikki: I meant to say HILARY SHUT UP. Ok

Tyson: dude stop fighting

Kai: aaaahhhhhhh attack of the neon colored shirts…………….ahhh

Rei: would you stop saying that

Jade: yeah that’s starting to get annoying

Kai: ok I got to ask Nikki first

Nikki: yeah it’s really getting annoying

Rei: what are we going to do now

Nikki: lets go to Kai’s house

Kai: no lets go to Nikki’s house

Nikki: oh fine…….last one there is a dead Dranzer

Kai: hey

Nikki: oh well……..ready…set…go

*Nikki’s house*

Tyson: who wants to order pizza

Hilary: we already had pizza

Jade: Tyson you’re a….umm…a…. stupid moron

Scene Four
*Near the ocean, there is a railing…….*

*Kai is leaning against the railing.*

Tyson: Kai what do you think about cause you’re always leaning agaist something

Kai: nothing really just things…………..

Rei: things like what

Tyson: yeah give us the scoop

Kai: how about leave me alone. ALL OF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Jade: well he’s not in a good mood to day

Hilary: and no one knows why

*Nikki enters scene*

Nikki: hey guys what’s up

Rei: nothing much, but Kai’s on a bad mood

Nikki: hey Tyson, Hilary, Jade, Rei

Tyson: why is your boyfriend being a jerk

Nikki: excuse me, I don’t have a boyfriend

Jade: Since when

Nikki: since a long time ago. I’ve never had a boyfriend

Kai: ALL YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

Rei: umm… Nikki can you go and ask Kai whats wrong

Nikki: who’s Kai??? I don’t know any Kai

*Nikki walks over to Kai.*

Kai: what do you want?

Nikki: well the other kids wanted to know whats wrong with you

Kai: why are people asking that question. Whats wrong…I’ll tell you whats wrong. You you’re always asking me to do this do that, it’s starting to get annoying.

Rei: what’s going on over there

Jade & Rei: I have no idea

Kai: that’s whats wrong ok

Nikki: well sorry. If you don’t like me and I don’t like you then one of us has tho leave.

*Kai throws a punch at Nikki. Hits her head. Nikki falls to the ground.*

Kai: I guess you going to have to go.

Rei: why did you do that Kai??

Jade: oh no you know what this means….

Tyson: no I don’t.

Jade: this means they broke up

Hilary: well that must be the answer

*Nikki gets up*

Nikki:well I battle you for it Kai

Kai: bring it on

*Kai wins*

Kai: a deal is a deal. Good:bye

Nikki: I never said winner gets off easy

Kai: what do you mean

Nikki: loser choses

Rei: oh no

Nikki: you have to…….leave

Jade: this is about to get serious

Hilary: back away everyone

Kai: so you think I’m a loser.

Nikki: that’s exactly what I think

Kai: oh really…..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hilary: wow I’ve never seen Kai cry before, just yell

Jade: I never knew he was sensitive. Really I didn’t

Kai: you’re just jealous because you could never beat me

Nikki: yeah I could. This time I was trying to lose to make you happy.

Kai: yeah well you’re stupid deal is off

Nikki: so you don’t want me doing your homework. I really don’t care about the other part of the deal.

Kai: well why don’t you tell everyone the other part of the deal.

Nikki: why don’t you tell them

Kai: no you

Nikki: you

Kai: you

Tyson: SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU

Jade: uhh Tyson you shouldn’t of said that

Kai: well since this is over I’ll just leave

*Kai leaves scene*

Nikki: bye-bye

Hilary: what was that all about?

Nikki: nothing it’s all his fault

Jade: what is his fault

Nikki: well he wanted me to do his homework so we made a deal. He came over to my house for dinner. It was going fine until my sister asked “ why do you have those blue markes on your checks. Does my sis have blue lipstick.” Of course I don’t were lipstick. Then he kinda walked out. I don’t know why. Then I asked him what was wrong and he said everything. I don’t know what was wrong.

Jade: you don’t have a sister

Nikki: yes I do

Tyson: is she cute?

Hilary: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!

Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you should not swear

Tyson: go Dragoon

Dragoon: roar…*goes back in blade*

Tyson: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jade: Tyson, you are such a cry baby

Rei: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*falls down the side of the mountain*

Jade: oh no

Ozuma: Rei I’ll save you

Hilary: then you would kinda DIE

Ozuma: oh well *dives after Rei*

Nikki: oh nooooooooooooooooooo…..why did I say that. He’s not my boyfriend.

Kai: I am Nikki’s boyfriend

*Nikki gives Kai a hug*

Hilary: I thought you broke up

Kai: that was just a joke

Jade: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hilary: oh

Scene Five
*Kai’s house Kai is having a pool party for his b:day*

Tyson: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU… HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAI… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Jade: yeah

Nikki: he’s finally 10

Kai: I’m 14

Hilary: ooooook

Nikki: oh I knew that

Rei: oww that hurt

Jade: you’re not hurt

Hilary: well falling off a cliff is going to hurt

*Tyson likes Hilary*

Tyson: Hilary, will you go out with Kai…no not Kai…….me

Hilary NOT EVEN OF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH…sure

Jade: oook we are now all couples except Ozuma.

Ozuma: I have a girlfriend

Nikki: who is it then

Jade: yeah who is it

Kai: tell us

Ozuma: umm…her name is…I don’t have a girlfriend

Tyson: ohhhhhh

Ozuma: her name is Marium

Rei: that one girl on your team that battled me

Jade: I thought she was Joseph’s sister

Ozuma: yeah she is but she has a crush on me

Kai: aren’t we going in the pool

Tyson: oh yeah that’s the reason we came here, for your birthday

Jade: everyone get into the pool

Hilary: lets play volleyball

Nikki: ok teams are, team one: me, Kai, Jade, and Rei. Team two: Hilary, Tyson, Ozuma, and Marium

*Team one wins*

Marium: that was a well played game

Jade: but we beat you

Rei: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha

Hilary: showoff

Kai: I heard that

Tyson: hey Hilary, the only reason Kai had this party was so he could showoff his six-pack

Kai: I heard that two *hits Tyson on the head with the side if his blade things*

Hilary: that wasn’t very nice *tries to hit Kai, misses*

Nikki: ok we’re not going to be fighting all day. We are going to have fun.

*the day ends*
Scene Six
*Christmas Day at Nikki’s house. Isn’t that hunky dorey*

Tyson: YAY IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilary: Tyson you are standing under the mistle toe *isn’t that hunky dorey*

Tyson: oh well………………………….. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *moves*

Kai: how come there are no presents under the tree.

Nikki: maybe because you don’t live here.

Jade: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ozuma: would you stop with the bwaa ha ha thing *sits down on the couch*

Nikki: time to open presents

Tyson: there are no presents

Jade: they’re hidden. It’s a treasure hunt.

Marium: whoop-te-do

Kai: oh that is tricky. I’m not stupid.

Rei: oooook. That is weird.

Jade: some may be hidden outside.

Hilary: it’s cold outside. BURR, ITS COLD IN HERE. THERE MUST BE SOME FALCONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE.

Tyson: SHUT UP!!!!

Nikki: ready.. set……GO

Rei: let’s go find presents

Kai: I found one *points at Nikki*

Tyson: oooooooooooooooooooooooook

Hilary: ahhhhhhh attack of the couples

Jade: ha ha very funny

Tyson: ohh I found one *package size of dime*

Ozuma: that is the biggest present I’ve ever seen

Marium: oooooohh I found one

Kai: I found one *car wrapped in bow, outside* who bought me this. I can’t drive.

Nikki: I bought you the car. And did you here the new law. Anybody 14 and over can take the test, drive

Tyson: koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Hilary: how come no one every buys me something nice

Jade: I can see why

Rei: ha ha ha ha ha. Ohhhhhh Nikki you got to find the present I gave you.

Nikki: does it say from Rei on it

Rei: yup

*Nikki opens package*

Nikki: you got me a stuffed bird and dragon oh thank you

Kai: wait to see what I got you

Jade: I have already seven presents. Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Nikki: how thoughtful Kai *picture in frame of them two*

*Two hours later*

Marium: wasn’t that so fun??

Kai: yeah look at all these presents, especially that Porsche 911 Carrera

Jade: how did you afford that car, Nikki????

Nikki: I have no idea. I got it from Santa.

Ozuma: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Tyson: oh I got a stuffed Dragoon

Driger: roar *goes back into blade*

Rei: why does he always do that.

Nikki: who knows

*Kai is standing under the mistle toe*

Rei: move Kai

Kai: fine *moves over to the left*

Marium: ok this is weird. I’m going home.

Ozuma: me too

Rei: me three

Jade: me four

Tyson: me six

Hilary: me five

Kai: well we’re the only ones left

Nikki: I thought you gave me a very thoughtful present

Kai: well I knew you got me something really cool. I didn’t know it was going to be a car.

*Kai gives Nikki a hug*

*Over at Rei’s house*

Jade: I think I should go home now

Rei: wait *gives Jade a hug. ARE YOU HAPPY KATHLEEN!!!!!!*

*Over at Tyson’s house*

Hilary: I guess I should go now. Ok.

Tyson: ok bye *gives Hilary a hug*

*Over Ozuma’s house. Wait he doesn’t have a house. Oh well*

Marium: why are we here?

Ozuma: cause all of the other people went home *Ozuma gives Marium a hug*

Scene Seven
*Ice cream parlor*

Tyson: oooooooh cool more food.

Hilary: why is he so stupid???

Rei: I think the cold is getting to him

Kai: ooook. How can the cold be getting to you. Either it got to him or it didn’t.

Jade: it did

Nikki: or maybe he’s that way all the time

Ozuma: maybe he eats to much

Tyson: do you think I’m fat Ozuma

Jade: whatever

Nikki: why don’t we go bowling

Kai: it is to cold to eat ice cream

Hilary: why did we come here then

Rei: cause tyson wanted to

*Bowling alley*

Kai: ooohhh I’m winning

Tyson: waaaaaaaaa. I’m losing.

Marium: you’re only losing by 100 points

Jade: that is a lot of points

Nikki: ohhhhhhhhhh I’m in second.

Hilary: would you stop saying ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ozuma: man I’m next to last

Marium: I’m last. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kai: it’s just a game and I’m WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilary: would you stop bragging

Computer: well that one dude named Alfonzo is winning.

Everyone: who’s Alfonzo

Computer: Kai

Tyson: DARN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jade: calm down Tyson. It’s just a game, that is fun.

Nikki: yeah

Ozuma: I agree with the girls.

Marium: so do I

Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Everyone is ganging up on me. I didn’t do anything.

Rei: he has gone crazy

Jade: you think so

Hilary: I do ,and he’s my boyfriend.

Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Kai: is that all you can say Ozuma

Tyson: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *sniff, sniff*

Computer: error……Tyson is winning

Nikki: he is????????

Jade: oh my gosh

Tyson: cool. I’M WINNING. I’M WINNING. BOO YA. BOO YA!!!!!!!!!

Kai: bragger

Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook…………………………why are we here??????

Jade: cause we felt like going bowling

Marium: yeah we did

Hilary: we are here because we feel like it. Do you have any questions????????

Rei: I don’t think he would have a problem with that

Tyson: I’M WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: I am awaiting destiny………

Ozuma: oook that was weird. Link you aren’t supossed to be here.

Link: so. I CAN BE HERE IF I WANT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai: oooooooook. Get lost……….

Nikki: Link, can you kill Zelda for me please???????????????????????????????

Link: sure

Jade: I agree

Rei: why do you want to kill Zelda????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Marium: cause she is stupid and a weakling and ugly.

Hilary: I like Zelda

Tyson: can we get back to bowling please.

Ozuma: STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai: darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not in first.

Nikki: it’s just a game….would you be quite Kai????

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Tyson: why are there stupid fishes on the script sheet????????

Jade: I have no idea

Nikki: bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Rei: is that the only thing you can say

Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Kai: why are we at a bowling alley and not bowling???

Jade: oh yeah. We forgot all about bowling.

Tyson: I’M WINNING!!! I’M WINNING!!!!

Marium; how could we forget about that.

Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooook

Hilary: would you stop saying that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: hee hee hee

Rei: why is zelda here???

Scene Eight
*the zoo*

Rei: oooooooh look there are the white tigers. Ha ha that sounds weird.

Jade: has Rei gone a little wack since we’ve been here???

Tyson: who knows

Marium: maybe he wasn’t kidding????

Ozuma: oh who cares

Flash Leopard: roar…….roar…………………….ROAR!!!!!!!

Kai: has Ozuma gone crazy too

Nikki: no just his bit:beast

Hilary: WHAT IS A BIT-BEAST??????????????

Tyson: Hilary, calm down. We are at the zoo and going to have fun.

Hilary: ok. Lets go have fun.

Rei: have all people gone mad

Nikki: no not me and Jade and Kai and Marium and you.

Marium: how nice of you to say that

Jade: could you look me in the eye and tell me that your happy now-
Tyson: why are you singing???

Kai: she can sing if she wants to.

Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook….wait. I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!

Nikki: now Ozumas gone crazy.

Jade: oh well

Marium: LETS BEYBLADE! LETS BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP! *farts*

Everyone: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it smells in here.

Hilary: ok that really smelled bad. Who did that????????

*everyone is silent*

A guy named Bob that nobody knows: ewww it smells over here. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Kai: does it look like we care

Tyson: yeah

Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

*Jade hits Ozuma with a frying pan*

Marium: well that wasn’t very nice

Nikki: at least it got him to shut up

Rei: and he says ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook too many times

Ozuma: pretty birdies

Jade: all better

Tyson: yeah whatever.

Gidoen: by tomorrow the blade breakers bit-beasts will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilary: that was weird

Scene Nine
*someplace in Alaska. Don’t ask me how they got there*

Nikki: it’s cold here. WHY ARE WE HERE?????

Rei: cause the director of this movie wanted us to be here. Duh it’s common sense

Hilary: Tyson, get your butt over here now.

Tyson: why????????

Marium: cause shes your girlfriend.
Ozuma: yeah

Kai: stupid Alaska

Tyson: oohhhhhhh we can make a snowman

Jade: how about not

Nikki: I agree with Jade

Rei: ok. That actually might be fun.

Hilary: ok no teams. Couple teams. Nevermind.

Tyson: why?

Marium: cause she said so

Ozuma: yeah. Ready….set….GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai: who’s judge.

Mariah: I am.

Jade: ok

Shippu: ohhhhhh. Cool. That’s my picture.

Kai: show off. Oh yeah my pictures there too. Yeah.


Rei: kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Ok.


Nikki: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe

Jade: my favorite is the picture of Rei.

Tyson: well duh

Ozuma: yeah yeah.

Marium: can we get on with the snowmen.

Mariah: well so far all your snowmen suck.

Rei: why are there pictures on the script???

Kai: I have no idea.

Nikki: Kai, we have to win this.

Jade: Rei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyson: Hilary…

Hilary: what?
Tyson: will you please help me.

Rei: sure.

Ozuma: Marium, do the head.

Marium: ok.

Kai: our snowman really looks demented.

Nikki: no it doesn’t. wait. Yes it does.

Jade: Rei, will you get over here.

Rei: I was just looking at the competition.

Mariah: you have five minutes left.

Tyson: what???????

Hilary: I didn’t know we were being timed.

Ozuma: that’s not fair.

Marium: yeah.

Mariah: oh well. Now there’s four minutes and fifty-eight seconds left.

Jade: Rei, make the head.

Rei: ok.

Ozuma: we’re done!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marium: it’s a contest of who’s looks the best, not who’s is done first.

Kai: duh.

Nikki: oh well. Wait. We’re done, too.

Tyson: darn it.

Hilary: just put the hat on and we’re done.

Mariah: times up. Ok.

Ozuma: who’s the winner.

Marium: let her think Ozuma.

Kai: tick tock tick tock. We’re waiting.

Nikki: be patient.

Mariah: the winner is….Bob.

Everyone: who’s Bob???

Mariah: bob is the couple that both there first names start with n and k.

Nikki: we won. We won!!!!!!!!!

Marium: you can stop bragging now.

Kai: yeah stop. It’s scary.

Tyson: darn it.

Hilary: come on Tyson it was just a fun game.

Rei: yup. I had fun.

Jade: you have fun at eveything you do.

Ozuma: that was a little harsh.

Rei: so you’re saying I’m too happy.

Jade: no…

Mariah: I’m going now *exits scene left*

Nikki: oh no…

Kai: what??

Rei: maybe you shouldn’t be my girlfriend.

Jade: maybe I shouldn’t

Rei: fine.

Jade: fine.

Marium: now we can’t do couple teams.

Ozuma: oh darn it.

Tyson: what did you do now.

Ozuma: Flash Leopard ate Dragoon.

Tyson: what??????

Hilary: he’s kidding Tyson.

Nikki: really??

Kai: yeah. Dragoons over there with Draginia.

Jade: oh yeah.

Rei: it looks like their doing something not right.

Tyson: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ozuma: yeah it does.

Marium: boys are so sick minded

Kai: no we’re not

Hilary: yes you are

Nikki: yeah I agree. Draginia, get back over here, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Draginia: roar…………*does not come back* stupid dragon/bird thing.

Dragoon: roar…………

Rei: Nikki, you bit-beast is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

Tyson: yeah

Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.

Marium: would you shut up

Kai: really?????????????????????????????

Hilary: sure. Ozuma should shut up.

Jade: whatever

Nikki: ok.

Jade: *exits scene left*

Rei: *exits scene right*

Tyson: that was weird.

Ozuma: yeah, whatever.

Hilary: I LOVE DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marium: that was scary

Nikki: yes it was.

Kai: no duh.

Tyson: Hilary’s always weird.

Ozuma: ok yeah whatever.

Hilary: I LOVE DOTS AND TYSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyson: now that was scary beyond all reasons.

Kai: no duh.

Nikki: ok yeah. It sure is quiet.

Scene Ten
*Kai’s house*

Jade: this is the first time I’ve ever been in your house.

Rei: well duh. No ones ever been in his house.

Nikki: you don’t have to point it out. We all know that.

Kai: I don’t agree with anyone right now.

Ozuma: we all know that.

Marium: we do?

Hilary: I have no clue what he’s talking about. Of course Kai really never agrees with anyone.

Tyson: yeah. Cool house Kai. It looks kinda like a high tech lab.

Jade: WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW. IS HATRED SWEET HATRED. IT’S THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO LITTLE OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rei: that’s not very nice.

Nikki: it’s a joke

Kai: really?

Hilary: yeah it is.

Tyson: I like that llama

Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Marium: has he always been that strange?

Jade: yes he has.

Rei: yeah. It has been kinda weird with him around.

Nikki: well yeah

Kai: try sleeping in the same room with him. That is hard

Hilary: no way.

Tyson: oohhhhhhhhh pretty llama

Ozuma: darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marium: shut up, Ozuma.

Jade: what has he done know?

Rei: I have no clue.

Nikki: I don’t think anyone does

Kai: Flash Leopard ran off again.

Hilary: oooooooooooooooooooooook

Tyson: I like my shirt. I want to marry my shirt

Ozuma: that was weird.

Marium: will he ever shut up about the stupid neon colored shirt.


Jade: there are too many pictures in the script.

Rei: hey I like that picture!

Nikki: well duh. That is a picture of you.

Kai: yeah.

Hilary: what are we doing??

Tyson: nothing really.

Ozuma: lets do something boring.

Marium: sure. Great idea Ozuma. That would be so much fun.

Jade: I agree with Marium.

Rei: all girls agree with each other.

Nikki: not all the time.

Kai: and when do you not agree??

Hilary: on the question “Who is the hottest person in the world?”

Tyson: well no duh. You all have different tastes in boys.

Ozuma: that is true

Marium: yes we do. But it’s mostly the same. We like different people. WE LOVE YAMI!!!!!!!!

Jade: yup.

Rei: whatever

Nikki: can we please do something.

Kai: like what?

Hilary: lets go to………I don’t know.

Tyson: you never know what to do.

Ozuma: sometimes she does.

Marium: lets see…………….DOES ANY ONE HAVE ANY IDEAS??????

Jade: nope

Rei: nope

Nikki: nope

Kai: nope

Hilary: nope

Tyson: nope

Ozuma: nope

Marium: nope

Jade: we are a very boring group.

Rei: we were before

Nikki: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

Kai: oh no

Hilary: I think her brain is going to blow.

Tyson: that would be cool.

Ozuma:?

Marium: ooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Jade: ?

Rei: ?

Nikki: nope. Hey. Aren’t I allowed to think. *hits Tyson on the head with a frying pan* Whoops.

Kai: GO NIKKI! GO NIKKI! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Hilary: that wasn’t very nice.

Tyson: pretty colors………………OHHHHHHHHHHH PRETTY BIRDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ozuma: I think he deserved that.

Marium: yeah.

Link: YOU SHALL DIE ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills Zelda*

All girls except Hilary: YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smother him with kisses*

Link: *goes poof*

Hilary: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tyson: ok that was weird.

Ozuma: man, she was ugly!!!!

Marium: yes I agree.

Jade: Link is so hot in his red tunic.

Rei: who cares

Nikki: we do

Kai: ok. That Link dude is cool.

Hilary: yeah sure.

Tyson: I DON’T KNOW THIS SONG. BUT I DON’T CARE!!!!!!!

Ozuma: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Marium: that was weird.

Jade: ………………………………………………………………………… (are you happy Kathleen)

Rei: ………………………..I’m going to play Xbox.

Nikki: there is no such thing as Xbox

Kai: yes there is in America.

Hilary: are we in America?

Tyson: no.

Ozuma: no

Marium: yes

Jade: what?

Rei: well yes actually. We are in Barbados which is part of North America.

Nikki: I knew that.

Kai: yeah. We are.

Hilary: oh. Ok.

Tyson: I like that cow. I want to marry that cow.

Ozuma: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Marium: I think he has been hit on the head again.

Jade: yeah. There is something wrong with him.

Rei: there has always been.

Nikki: really?

Kai: yeah. There is something always wrong with him.

Hilary: oh poor Tyson.

Tyson: I like that llama. That’s a nice llama.

Ozuma: *hits tyson in the head with a chair* YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!

Marium: there is no llama over there.

Jade: but there is Dragoon.

Rei: yeah.

Nikki: stupid Draginia. What does she like him or something? Ewwwwwwwwwww. That would just be wrong.

Kai: yes it would.

Hilary: I think those bit-beasts would make a great couple!
Tyson: I like that key hole. Nice keyhole.

Ozuma: I agree with Nikki.

Marium: yeah I do, too.

Jade: where’s Dracat?

Rei: over there with Driger.

Nikki: our bit-beasts are going crazy!

Kai: that just looks wrong.

Hilary: or you have a sick mind

Tyson: I like that sloth. That’s a nice sloth.

Ozuma: he is weird.

Marium: yeah. There is something wrong with him.

Jade: there has been something wrong with him.

Rei: yeah. Jade, will you be my girlfriend?

The End (just to let you know the story doesn’t end)

Kai: BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE IDEAS, STUPID JADE STOLE ALL HER IDEAS!!!!!!!!! The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki: shut up Kai

Tyson: THE END!!!! OR IS IT?

Tyson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BREATE* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…*goes on FOREVER!*

Hilary: would you shut up Tyson.

Tyson: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BREATHE* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WILL ALWAYS SCREAM AH!

Nikki: oh great!
Ozuma: I thought this story ended?!

Marium: it did

Ozuma: oh. Ok. THE END!!!!!!

*its not really the end but who cares*

Jade: I LIKE KOUJI AND REI AND YAMI!!!!!!!!

*ok that was weird*

Nikki: ok. Whatever. THIS MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO END NOW! SO END!

Kai: it will never end!

Ozuma: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *chokes and actually does die* *for now*

Marium: poor Ozuma!! Oh well now I’m the leader! Ya!

Ozuma *darn it*

Kai: …………………………….. < fishey!

< < < < <

Utaka: why are there fishes in the script

Everyone: YOUR NOT IN THIS MOVIE! YOUR IN KATHLEEN’S! WAIT YOUR NOT EVEN IN KATHLEEN’S MOVIE!

Kouji: oh well. Lets go Utaka! *both leave*

Jade: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……….

Rei: I like you Jade!!

Jade: whatever. WHAT?????????? You like hated me before. And now you like me??

Rei: yup!

Jade: kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Nikki: that was really strange. Lets go see the third LOTR movie!!!!!!!!!!!! Cause Legolas is in it and he is soooooooooooooooooo FINE!!!!!

Kai: I thought you liked me?

Nikki: I do. I still like you and I like him at the same time.

*they all go see the LOTR movie. Whoop-te-do!! And now their in France. Don’t ask me how they got there. From now on I’m not going to tell you its scene so and so anymore. K.*

*France. Effiel Tower. Nikki and Kai are all alone. Lets see what happens.*
Kai:…………………………………………………………………..

Nikki: its so beautiful from up here.

Kai: ya it is……and your beautiful too.

Nikki: …………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Kai:………………………………………………..ya

*that was totally boring*

Tyson: I LIKE THAT PICKACHU!!!!!! THAT’S A NICE PICKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maruim: *punches Tyson* idiot you made this scene none romantic.

Jade: and it was supposed to be

Nikki & Kai: it was????????

Rei: you guys were supposed to kiss….and then we say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!!!

Nikki: is that really in the script?

Hilary: yup

Kai: oh.

Nikki: that would be gross. Who wrote this script?

Tyson: all of us together.

*Nikki gets really mad and they all start fighting and then they all choke and die*

The End

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pie_man on December 20, 2005, 10:46:24 PM

pie_man on
pie_manthis is hard to read just becuz when u finish one line u have to go back and u lose ur place but nice story none the less yeah

Silver_flame on September 11, 2004, 8:00:54 PM

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Silver_flameThis is really really funny!! HAHAHA...

Sayka on September 4, 2004, 12:15:28 PM

Sayka on
Sayka*Snort* HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! ^-^

ice_is_nice on August 1, 2004, 12:04:34 AM

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ice_is_niceVery funny XD

em3042 on March 13, 2004, 2:35:50 AM

em3042 on
em3042oki!

someperson255 on March 7, 2004, 9:28:20 AM

someperson255 on
someperson255actually Marium and Jophse (spelled that wrong) are brother and sister

em3042 on March 6, 2004, 11:00:17 PM

em3042 on
em3042i thought ozuma and marium were brother and sister aswell!

em3042 on March 6, 2004, 10:58:57 PM

em3042 on
em3042ahahhaha nice story man!....really looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong tho!

someperson255 on February 27, 2004, 11:10:37 AM

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someperson255THANKS!

Extreme_Dragoon on February 27, 2004, 7:49:34 AM

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Extreme_DragoonSo Wicked!!!!
It's funny, romantic (I don't know how), Cool, and lots lots more!! Ilove you stories

someperson255 on January 25, 2004, 8:31:59 AM

someperson255 on
someperson255ok. ok. i will read ur stories sometime. and i dont have a requests for pictures.

someperson255 on January 21, 2004, 7:25:35 AM

someperson255 on
someperson255its all made up so i didnt know who to make Ozuma's girlfriend. ok i'll read ur story. and look at ur pictures

someperson255 on January 3, 2004, 1:54:47 AM

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someperson255thank you

someperson255 on January 2, 2004, 3:26:57 PM

someperson255 on
someperson255ok, to you too

EmptySpirit on January 1, 2004, 9:08:16 PM

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EmptySpiritO.o OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk!