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Chapter 4 - *Yawns* *Sings**Waves*

We know what they're like on camera. But, what are the stars of Naruto doing off camera? Join me, Notel Ingu, as I question them and video tape they're most..private moments....

Chapter 4 - *Yawns* *Sings**Waves*

Chapter 4 - *Yawns* *Sings**Waves*
Notel: *waves to the camera* 'Sup people! I'm baaaaaackkkkkkkkkk!
 
Dei: Where ya been?
 
Notel: *shrugs* In a bat-infested, smelly, disease-ridden cave on the south side of Suna!
 
Dei: *twitches*
 
Notel: *grins* M'k, sooooo....who we gonna see today?!
 
Dei: Weeeeellll....Hidan, Kakashi, and Itachi are here....
 
Notel: No! No! NOOOOOO! No Uchihas! Although I have taken a liking to Itachi...*zones out* He's hott....
 
Dei: *backs away* Ok...well...this way to Kakashi! *skips off*
 
Notel: *follows, still zoned out*

Dei: KAKASHI! YOU IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM?!
 
Kakashi: *Opens the door,wearing his mask No need to scream!
 
Notel: You still wear your mask?
 
Kakashi: Yep. It adds to the suspense of the other actors...
 
Notal: Oh...Ok...sooooo...what do YOU do backstage?!
 
Kakashi: *shrug* Sleep.
 
Notel: That all?
 
Kakashi: And...I study my lines...I've been told I'm one of the best people at hiding my script!
 
Notel: Where do you hide it?!
 
Kakashi: Well, when we're in the forest, it's usually in a tree. I make it look like a cloud, but most of the time, I get a blank book and write my script in it...so it looks like I'm reading a questionable book!
 
Notel: Ooookkkk...*sweat drops* Well, if that wasn't obvious!
 
Kakashi: *shrugs and closes his door*
 
Notel: Well...wasn't that rude...didn't even say good bye!
 
Dei: *shrugs* He's weird like that...creepy too. Iruka says he keeps pictures of his old pets hanging on his walls...that may not seem weird, but when all the pictures are of his pets when they died, not that's just creepy...
 
Notel: Ok...
 
Hidan: *shuffles down the hallway* Hey Dei...who's this?
 
Dei: Notel! She's taping what we do off-camera!
 
Hidan: But...if she's taping it, aren't we still on camera? Just on a different camera...
 
Dei: Never thought of it that way....*blinks*
 
Notel: Annnyyywayyyy...what do you do backstage, Hidan?
 
Hidan: *thinks and says* Well, I do different things. I read, I web surf, I dance, I sing, I rant, I eat from the food table...just some stuff!
 
Notel: *nods* Cool. What do you sing?
 
Hidan: *blinks* Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie. I especially like I Constantly Thank God For Esteban, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, and I'll Follow You into the Dark. They are really good songs!
 
Notel: Cool. They ARE good songs!
 
Dei: *nods* Yep!
 
Hidan: *coughs, signing* Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.

Dei: *claps*
 
Notel: *nods* Cool! You sing really nicely!
 
Hidan: *smirks* Thanks! So...why are you doing this anyway?
 
Notel: *shrugs* The author was bored, so, well...this is hat happens when a writer is bored...they write random junk that is in no way, shape, or form funny...though they may think it is...
 
Hidan: Oh...ok...well........I gotta go bug Kakuzu...
 
Notel: He's here?!
 
Hidan: *no....that's why I gotta go find him first....
 
Notel: Oh...well...I gotta go anyway. Tell him to watch out. I'll catch him on tape one of these days!
 
Hidan: *nods and leaves*
 
Notel: Hey Dei....
 
Dei: Yeah?
 
Notel: Are Kakuzu and Hidan even in the Anime yet?
 
Dei: I don't think so...they just wanted to get the cast for their parts early...
 
Notel: Ok...just checking...*waves at the camera* Gotta go bye!
 
Dei: *nods, waving*

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