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Chapter 10 - Kill Him Now

Well, I figured that since Christmas as coming up, I'd transfigure a few well-known (and not well-known) Christmas songs into Naruto-related thingies. So...this was the result...yeah...I'm not quite sure about the ratings...so...yeah...

Chapter 10 - Kill Him Now

Chapter 10 - Kill Him Now
(Sung By: Kakuza)


Trudging through the snow, with Hidan at my side,
Over the hills we go, trying not to skin his hide.
Beads on his-chain clinch, making spirits die,
What fun it is to fight and scream along the way, Lord why?

Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?
Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?

A day or two ago, I thought we had arrived
But soon we realized, that someone had survived;
The man was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He ran into Hidan, who tied him in a knot.

Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?
Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?

A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I lost his rosary, and boy can Hidan yell;
A squirrel came running by, with the necklace in his jaw,
Now all that is left of that squirrel is his left front paw.

Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?
Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?

Now the ground is red, from the squirrel that Hidan killed
Take the total number, and that's the blood we've spilled;
Again we're walking now, I really hate him so,
I wish he wasn't immortal, or his blood I would slow!

Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?
Kill him now! Kill him now! Kill Hidan right now!
O what fun it is to fight along the way, Lord why?





Original Song: Jingle Bells
Disclaimer: I don't own Kakuza, Hidan, or Hidan's Rosary...I do however own the squirrel...


**NO SQUIRRELS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS CAROL**



In an unrelated (not really) side note:


Did you know that the horse in Jingle Bells has a name?

He does. It's Bob. (Bells on Bobs'-tail rings)

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