Chapter 8 - Blind eye - Opinions of a dead mind

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Blind eye - Opinions of a dead mind
 
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Still a WIP section. Although technically, they all are. This especially because I need permission to use everyone''s characters. So please tell me which of your characters I''m allowed to use, and I''ll use them. x3
 
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Cuddles - Ooh, it''s squishy.
Giggles - See! I told you it had antlers!
Handy - Where''d its legs go?
Lumpy - He looks like my third cousin who''s married to my gajillionth brother. Oh, wait. I only had seven. And they all died of severe cussing.
Toothy - Isn''t that my hat?
Nutty - Severed apple hand, eh? I could go for one of those... oh, wait. It''s just the elephant man.
Petunia - Mmm..... ox breath and lemon curry pudding stuffs...
Sniffles - I don''t know what it is, but it does my homework and tells me I''m supposed to shower everyday.
Splendid - ONG IT''S TEH SUPAR ROBIT DOG!!!!111!one!
Flaky - Idiot doesn''t even know her own gender. Wait, it''s a her?
The Mole - Staple sauce.
Disco Bear - Hey! Aren''t you that guy from that place who does that thing?
Russell - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Mime - Hi, turkey baster. What''s basting?
Lifty - The second worst lover of the great giant Ghfreezbro the Eleventh. Or was that The Cheat?
Shifty - IT TOOK THE PRETZELS!! IT TOOK THE PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cro-Marmot - Big ithe cube thtuck to tung.
Flippy - Nope, still not popular.
Pop - It never gave me back my limited edition super Pandaroo. Oh wait, that was a licorice pie thing. That gave me the typhloid.
Cub - Ewwww! What has that thing been inserting up its nose!?
Buddhist Monkey - What do you mean you don''t speak Mhongwangese?
Me - Hiya.
Leia - YO HO, YO HO A PIRATE''S LIFE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
Jade - Well, there WASN''T anything nasty in there.
Tox - Shiny-shiny wand of d00m eat pancakes.
Oddity - TRHthjfpoejfrd''ejgggRGKRthjihfewwwwwwwiurhrhkskejrjnf.
Sparky - Whys you frowns at me like thats? I nots insanes!
Janai - PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER.
Sensei - He kick HARD. Very. Hard. Ow. Can I have my floppy disk back?
Jirachi - I have a poster of some brightly coloured gypsy glowy bug stapled to my eyes.
Fishy - Look! I have one too! YOU''RE NO MATCH FOR ME, TOE-FROG!!!
Tawny - Mmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd ppppppppppppooooooooooooooootttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttoooooooooeeeeeeesssssssss.....................
Tazi - RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN run run... run...
Junior - Can I have one? Please?
Shabti - Undead glowy redness... IT BURNS!!!
Tori - Hey! It''s The One! The Oracle never lies.
Candie - Crazy spastic irken monkey.
Ashley - Yay! I''m cursed! Must... obey... emo-ness...
Envy - Are you related to Jealousy the Overlord? He destroyed seven planets and a tea cosy just because I wouldn''t print him off a seventeen dollar note, you know.
Star - Circus of the Fifteen Rhombus Pies, UNITE!!!
Nighty - That one''s a definite frog-eater if ever there was one. What''s a frog?
Yagi - For the last time, I DON''T SPEAK TURKEY!!!
Wacky - Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ... Are you gonna eat me today?
Ripsaw - MY PUDDING!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Kashi - SO A FOX!!
Crackers - Get lost, you alien space cow... thing.
Charlie - ICE CUBE!!!
Cinnabun - Why do they all begin with Q?
Dashi - Hi, Billy-Bob! Wait... you''re not Billy-Bob! Billy-Bob''s a rabbit! You''re clearly a deranged, criminal, drunk, Chinese blue... tiger.

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