Chapter 7 - Barbie

Dots-Chapter Six, Barbie



(A.N HEEY!!! The last chapter was short, so I'll make it up by making this longer! And…you know the guy that says, previously on dots and all those stuff…he died yesterday of a heart attack from knowing that Espio has a sister…May he rest in peace…*moment of silence*...ANYWAY…he was replaced…ONWARD WITH THE STORY!!!)



*YAY!!! I GET TO DO THIS! Oh...Um...Sorry. Previously…on...dun dun dun! Dots!!!*

(Espia): -^ ^- The world is such a happy place!

(Espio): ALRIGHT! ESPIA, IM TELLING YOU ON MUM!!!
(Espia): WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Cheese): Chao! : 3

(Cream): Espio! Poor Espia!

(Espia): WAAAAAAAAAAAGRRRRRRR!!!@$ggdfhfhgfhj *dies*

(Espio): …

(Rouge): MY WINGS!!! MY BEAUTIFUL…PURPLE…WINGS!

(Shadow): AHH!!! PINK!!! *runs in circles and dies*

(Rouge): NOOOOO!!!
(Mixed): Hello?

(Everyone): IT'S HER!!! AHHH!!!!!Bgfhfhd

*Erm…what do I say…oh yeah! Let's get on with the story…is that right? OK OK! I'll shut up.*



(Mixed): Calm down! I'm…what the hell…

(Espia): HELLLOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Mixed): o.O;

(Charmy): PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! *cough* espiadidthis! *cough*

(Vector): *pokes Espia* Why pink?

(Mixed): This is rather…*takes a picture and runs away*

(Rouge): OH NO! SHE'S GOING TO PUT THAT PICTURE ON THE…dun dun dun….newspaper.

(Everyone): NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Astghyythjgkmsdf

(Mixed): MWAHHAHAHAH!!! IAM SO EEEEVIL!!!

(Knuckles): Oh well…what comes around, goes around…

(Tails): What does that mean?

(Knuckles): I was hoping you have the answer…

(Tails): Let's get married!

(Knuckles): Ok! *so both of them got married and runs away*

(Rouge): I bet that they're gonna come back in 3…2…1

(Tails): *comes back with Knuckles* I HATE YOU KNUCKLES! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!

(Knuckles): *pukes on Tails*

(Tails): -.-;

(Rouge): Told ya!

(Shadow): *revives* I LOVE ONIONS!

(Rouge): Hey! That was my…actually…ehem…o.O

(Amy): *comes back with Sonic* LOOK! *holds out a newspaper*

(Everyone): *looks at newspaper* OH NO!

(Sonic): Where's Espio?

(Espio): AHHHH!!! COME BACK HERE, ESPIA!

(Espia): CHAOS GIRLY CONTROL! *teleports out of there*
(Espio): *BEEP!*
(Charmy): AHHHH!!! ESPIO SWORE!!!!!Ddstdhftjdghdfhdf *dies*

(Tails): NOOO! CHARMY, MY-

(Shadow): NOT NOW, TAILS! WE'RE IN A SITUATION HERE! OUR PHOTO OF US IN PINK ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

(Tails): …Love?

(Shadow): -.-;

(Mixed): HA! BEAT THAT, SONIC HEROES! IAM…*rips costume*
(Everyone): DR EGGMAN???
(Dr Eggman): HELL, NO! *rips Eggman costume*

(Everyone): HOMER SIMPSON???

(Homer Simpson): NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! *rips Homer costume*
(Everyone): BRITNEY SPEARS???

(Britney Spears): Baby, Baby one more time!!!....no. *rips Britney costume*
(Everyone): CLEOPATRA?

(Cleopatra): No! *rips Cleopatra costume*

(Everyone): OH…WE GET IT, YOU'RE NOT ESPIA…

(Espia): Actually...Iam…

(Everyone): ESPIA???
(Espia): Yes!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
(Amy): Then, if it was Mixed we saw before and if we saw you teleport out of there when Mixed came and you were there using the chaos emerald and Mixed came before you used it and she was there and you were gone before she was gone and when she came then you were gone and she was gone and you came back before she was gone and…BLAH!!!!!!!!dsferyhrhf

(Rouge): Yeah!!! What…she…said…o.O?

(Sonic): *makes a sheep noise*

(Sheep): Baa! Baa! (lets get married, Sonic!)

(Sonic): Ok! *so Sonic and Sheep got married and ran away*

(Amy): ANSWER ME!!! OOOBEEEEEY!!!
(Espia): Actually…the Espia you saw before was….



(A.N CLIFFHANGER DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! *breathes deeply* Next Chapter, Yoghurt!)

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