Chapter 8 - Yoghurt

Dots-Chapter Seven, Yoghurt



*Ahem! Oh, is it on air? Oh! Ok...um...Previously, on Dots,*

(Everyone): OH…WE GET IT, YOU'RE NOT ESPIA…

(Espia): Actually...Iam…

(Everyone): ESPIA???
(Espia): Yes!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
(Amy): Then, if it was Mixed we saw before and if we saw you teleport out of there when Mixed came and you were there using the chaos emerald and Mixed came before you used it and she was there and you were gone before she was gone and when she came then you were gone and she was gone and you came back before she was gone and…BLAH!!!!!!!!dsferyhrhf

(Rouge): Yeah!!! What…she…said…o.O?

(Sonic): *makes a sheep noise*

(Sheep): Baa! Baa! (lets get married, Sonic!)

(Sonic): Ok! *so Sonic and Sheep got married and ran away*

(Amy): ANSWER ME!!! OOOBEEEEEY!!!
(Espia): Actually…the Espia you saw before was….

*Since you've been gone! I can't breathe for the first…Oh...am I on air? Testing? Testing? Oh…ok...um…On with the story…*



(Espia): *cough* Oh, sorry, allergies.

(Shadow): Come on! Tell us already!

(Espia): Ok! The Espia you saw before was…

(Rouge): Who???

(Espia): It was…Mariah Carey.

(Mariah Carey): Hey all!!!

(Cream): OMG! SHES GOT BIG….*sneezes*…Oh, sorry, I've got a cold. Now, What was I saying before? I forgot…

(Amy): MARIAH CAREY SUCKS!!!!!!!
(Rouge): She's kind of cool.

(Charmy): *revives* I love carrots!

(Cream): Hey! That was my line!

(Cheese): Chao!

(Espio): Well, Espia, you've done enough trouble today.

(Espia): I just said it was Mariah Carey you saw before!!!

(Mixed): Mariah Carey???

(Everybody): We know you're a costume!!!
(Mixed): Actually…Im the real Mixed…

(Everybody): …..AHHHH!!!

(Mixed): Hey! Chill! I'm not a ghost anymore.

(Vector): Well, Good! Now, can we get rid of Mariah Carey and her big *sneezes* oops, sorry, I have a cold too…now, what was I saying? I think I forgot…

(Shadow): CHAOS CONTROL!

~*~*~MARIAH CAREY DISSAPEARS~*~*~

(Rouge): HEY! I was gonna get her autograph!!! *cries*

(Mixed): *gives Rouge a knife* Need this?

(Rouge): *stabs Shadow*

(Shadow): ROUGE!!! NOOO…*dies*

(Rouge): MWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!ssdfgyegrht

(Big): May Shadow the Hedgehog rest in peace…

(Everyone): *moment in silence except for Rouge*

(Rouge): MWAHAHAHAHHFASFADGHFTJYJKFJGJSDF!!!!
(Omega): Is this section, Dots?

(Rouge): OMEGA!!!

(Shadow): *revives* I love onions! Oh, wait, that wasn't I was gonna say…Oh, yeah! TEAM DARK IS BACK ON THE LEAD!!!!
(Tails): Actually…

(Knuckles): Team Sonic…

(Sonic): Is…

(Amy): NO!!! TEAM ROSE RULES!!! YOU ALL ARE WEAK COMPARED TO US!

(Cheese): Miss Amy is right!

(Cheese): Chao! *turns red with anger* (Aww…Cute! -^ ^-)

(Big): It's not nice to upset my friends!

(Vector): NO ONE BEATS TEAM CHAOTIX!!! TEAM CHAOTIX! THEY'RE DETECTIVES YOU WANT ON YOUR SIDE…

(Charmy): *plays the drums* ROCK N' ROLL!!!
(Espio): *plays the guitar* OH YEAH!!!
(Amy): FOLLOW ME INSIDE, OUTSIDE, THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE…

(Shadow): WE ALL DANCED IN FIRE, TRAPPED IN THIS MACHINE!!!
(Rouge): YEAH! GO SHADOW!

(Omega): Is this the story, Dots?

(Sonic): SONIC'S IN THE LEAD, GIVING US GREATER SPEED…

(Tails): TAILS KEEPS US FLYING HIGH, TO STAY ABOVE TROUBLE…

(Knuckles): AND KNUCKLES BY OUR SIDE, MAKES THIS A SAFER RIDE…

(Team Sonic): WE'LL SAVE THE WORLD AND TEACH THAT EGGMAN A LESSON!!!

(Team Chaotix): TRUTH CAN RUN BUT NOT HIDE, FOR ALL THE GAME IS ON NOW!!!

(Team Dark): DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE WAITED, AS THE EGGMAN WATCHES!!!

(Team Rose): AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT I MEAN, IF YOU JUST FOLLOW ME IN MY DREAMS!!!
(Metal Sonic): Let me show you just what I'm made of now…

(Everyone): o.O

(Mixed): SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sfsdghhjtrdrtd

(Everyone): …

(Omega): Is this story, Dots?

(Mixed): YES! GOD DAMMIT!!!
(Charmy): OMG! MIXED SWORE!
(Espio): Aww, how cute.

(Mixed): I FREAKIN SAID DON'T CALL ME CUTE!!!!!!q@#$@#wf#g

(Espio): *silently pees on the floor*

(Mixed): -.-

(Metal Sonic): Well, I guess I have to go now…Make plans to conquer the world…

(Everyone): Bye Metal Sonic!!!

(Metal Sonic): *dashes away*

(Blaze): Well, he's fast…

(Espio): …Blaze?

(Everyone): Hello Blaze!!!

(Blaze): Was that Metal Sonic I saw running before?

(Sonic): IM FASTER!!!
(Blaze): I didn't say anything about you not fast…

(Rouge): Well, This was a weird week, if you ask me.

(Shadow): No one asked you…

(Rouge): Oh…*ears dropped sadly*

(Shadow): Sorry Rouge…I KNOW!

(Everyone): What, Shadow?

(Shadow): LETS ALL GO TO MCDONALDS!!!

(Everyone): *turns to Mixed to drive them to McDonalds*

(Mixed): I have a BAD feeling about this…



(A.N THERE! WAS THAT LONGER? I kinda had fun writing the songs…anyways the next chapter is called, Baby Wipes! O.o)

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