Chapter 5 - Etots

Chapter 4- Etots



*NOOOO!!! WHERE'S MY SHOW?!*

(Mixed): Three words, I deleted your show.

*That's 4 words.*

(Mixed): Is it? *counts the words* OHHHH YEAH!!!

*Retard.*

(Mixed): Yes, Yes, I know.

*Know what?*

(Mixed): Baa. *sheep noise* Baa. Baa. Baa. Baa.

* Ok, shut up -.-*

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*Previously on the *beep* show in the *beep* world in the *beep* you *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

(Mixed): No wonder this street is called the Confusing Stree- HOLY *BEEP*!!!R$#^#YERGERT

(Tots): Whats wro-OMFG!!!@##@$%wegdfhd *dead*

(Dots): Tots? Dot, dot dot!!! TOTS!! DOT DOT!!!
(Pots): He's just pretend dead. Might be unconscious, Dots.

(Mixed): *staring at the window* :O I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!

(Pots): Wtf is outside the window anyway- AHHHHHHHH!!!

(Cheese): Chao? *looks outside the window* x_x

* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *boop* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *baa* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *



(Pots): Omg…This is beyond sick!!!

(Mixed): *opens car door* YOU TWO!!!

(Sonic and Shadow): *stops kissing* what?!

(Pots): May the gayness live upon you.

(Shadow): That's what I said in Mixed's picture!!!

(Sonic): Who are you anyway?

(Pots): I'm Pots.

(Tots): *revives* MR SNUFFLES! Oh, um, I mean, I'm Tots.

(Dots): Dots.

(Mixed): You two get in here we're gonna pick the rest up.

(Shadow): *gets inside car* Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Sonic): No.

(Shadow): Sit next to me, Sonic!

(Mixed): OK SHUT UP!!!

(Sonic): o.O Chili-Dogs.

(Shadow): O.o Dogs are Chili.

(Mixed): *starts car* Wtf Shadow.

(Pots, Tots and Dots): There's the river! We're outta here! *Dots: Dot, Dot, dot! Dot, Dot!*

(Everyone in the car and the whole people of the world): BYE WEIRD PEOPLE WHO CAME TO MIXED'S STORY WITHOUT ANY WARNING AND LETTING THE SONIC CAST GO AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GIVING ALL OF US A SHOCK AND DOTS FOR ANNOYING US BY SAYING NOTHING BUT DOTS!!!

~*~THE MERMAIDS GO TO RIVER~*~

(Sonic): Ooo, Shadow, Isn't Rouge gonna be jealous after our little secret affair.

(Mixed): Secret? Well, not for long my dear chili-dog loving friend.

(Shadow): What has Rouge got to do anything about it?
(Mixed): Because…

(Sonic): Because…

(Shadow): No…NO NO NO NO NO!!! *covers ears*

~*~MIXED AND SONIC GOT OUT OF CAR AND DANCED~*~

(Mixed and Sonic): BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!!

(Shadow): AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!@$%$&ERFSDGTRSAGDFH%RY&

~*~*~AFTER 1 HOUR~*~*~

(Mixed and Sonic): BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE ROUGE!!!....*gasping*….need…air…*rolls on the floor gasping for air*

(Shadow): … *looks at Mixed's car driving away*

(Mixed): *gasp* NOO *runs after car* *gasping more* need…air…loosing…air…can't…breathe…dots…chili…snakes…AHHH SNAKES *runs faster*

(Sonic): *stands up* isn't she weird?

(Shadow): Yup…

(Sonic): eh, don't worry, she's gonna come back anyway.

~*~*~AFTER 3 HOURS~*~*~

(Shadow): …

(Sonic): Uhh, so she isn't coming back. So what? That's no problem for the `Ultimate Life Form'! *rubs Shadow's head*

(Shadow): -.-

(Sonic): Well? Do the Chaos Control thingy-majig!

(Shadow): I can't!

(Sonic): Why not?

(Shadow): Because I gave it to…*whispers* Espia.

~*~*~ DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~*~*~

(Sonic): WHAT?! WHY'D YOU GIVE IT TO THAT *BEEP* ESPIO'S SISTER?! (Espia's my fan char)

(Shadow): I don't know!!!

(Sonic): …

(Shadow): …

(Sonic): …

(Shadow): …

(Sonic): …

(Shadow): I don't understand why I have to be stuck here with a faker…

(Sonic): *gasp* WHO…IS…THAT…

(Shadow): What? Oh, *holds up teddy* this is Mr. Snuffles.

(Sonic): NO, THE ONE BEHIND YOU!!!
(Shadow): *turns around* Oh, this? This is Bob the Plumber.

(Sonic): NO! THE ONE BEHIND BOB!

(Bob): Well, I best be on my way. Cheerio, Hedgehogs. *Walks away*

(Shadow): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Espia): HELLO!!! DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME???

(Sonic): *looks at Shadow* -.-

(Shadow): *gulp*



(A.N Are things gonna get better or worse???...

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Oh, What the heck, we all know the answer. Worse. Next Chapter, Pie! Yum…)

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