Chapter 1 - :NarutoHP x-over: for Askerian

It was a nice day, rather warm for November but nobody reallyminded. The windows in the great hall had been opened so the cool windcould circulate the vast room. It was, to say the least, comfy. Allaround the great hall, students of all ages rested after a long week ofhard work. Some were chatting with their friends while others occupiedthemselves with studying. A select few, such as Ron Weasley and SakuraHaruno, were peacefully dozing in various positions to try to getcomfortable. Among all of this peace, one person was NOT peaceful.

Not at the least.

Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy fortune and arguably the mostattractive student at Hogwarts since the death of Cedric Diggory, wasfuming. Not outwardly of coarse, that would ruin his cool, collected,snarky reputation. But inside, he was ready to kill.

And his prey for the evening?

None other than one equally snarky and equally if not more attractive Sasuke Uchiha.

Sasuke had seated himself at the Gryffindor table (which really wasn''t’ta problem since no one really sat at their own houses table during offhours. I mean why would you if you would rather be sitting with peopleyou can get along with without trying to out-snark each other?) Rightnext to his bubbly pink-haired friend who at the moment was fast asleepagainst the table. At least Draco THOUGHT that the girl was hisfriend. If Sasuke was really like him he was probably using her butDraco couldn''t’t think of what this particular girl could be usedfor. She wasn''t’t very good at anything except healing, and even in thatshe wasn''t’t the best.
For a few minutes after Sasuke had arrived, he had constantly beenlooking towards the door, as if waiting for someone toarrive. Eventually though, Sasuke had given up and began lookingaround the room. That’s when his eyes landed on Draco. With a smirknow plastered on his pale face, Sasuke waved to the bleach-blondeSlytherin.

Draco smirked back, rolling his eyes. Inside, inner Draco wasscowling. But it wasn''t’t like he wanted Sasuke to know this, so itstayed inside. Despite what people might say, he had a shootload ofself control. And he was damn well going to use it.

Sasuke’s smirk faded and he continued what he was doing; peoplewatching. Someone who knew him and his ‘friends’ might say he hadcontracted the deadly Shikamaru disease. But he didn''t’t. He was justbored.
Now that Sasuke wasn''t’t staring directly at him, Draco’s scowl cameforth. His gaze was now on the group of fangirls behind Sasuke. Howcould someone like him have so many of them? And why didn''t’t he takeadvantage of it like HE did? It was all too puzzling for the mind of aMalfoy. A Malfoy would always take advantage of a situation likethis. Anything else was unheard of.

Which is why a Malfoy would always be better than an Uchiha. I mean who had ever heard of an Uchiha anyway? No one. Exactly.

Standing up, Draco made his way to the Gryphindor table. Herested his arm against the flat surface with a smirk, looking Sasukestraight in the eyes. It was a challenge and he was going to make surethat Sasuke knew it.

For what felt like an hour to anyone watching (it was actually 1minute and 12 seconds but who’s counting?), Sasuke and Draco just hadtheir eyes locked. Neither would back down from a challenge normallyand they weren’t going to start now.

“Well, Well, Well, if it isn''t’t Uchiha. What in the world compelled youto sit at THIS table? Sitting at this table is like saying that yourscum like them.” Draco asked, finally breaking the chilling silenceand pointing in the direction of the sleeping Weasley boy, HarryPotter, and the brunette beside him, studying frantically from a bookthat looked too big for someone of her stature to pick up, much lesscarry all the way down to the great hall.

“Like that’s any of your business, Malfoy.” Sasuke replied with a ‘hmph’.

Draco’s smirk only grew from the response.

“Listen here, Uchiha. If you’re not going to take advantage of yoursituation,” Draco said slyly, motioning to the fangirls, “then go homeand put them out of their misery. I’m sure SOMEONE can pick up thepieces.” Cue the growing smirk.

Sasuke just snorted, not breaking the eye contact.

“What, cat got your tongue?”

“I’d prefer not to talk with arrogant pigs that can’t back up theirthreats.” Draco twitched at Sasuke’s words, still not breaking the eyecontact.

“Cant back up my threats? For someone who can barely work a wand, you’re sure arrogant of your abilities.”

“You can’t even begin to imagine what I can do, Malfoy.” Sasuke said, finally smirking back at Draco.

“Well why don’t you show me then?” Draco purred in the seductive voicethat made even Gryphindor boys’ knees twitch. “How about aduel? Tonight in the dungeons at six…”

“Fine.” Was Sasuke’s only response. Draco smirked and stood up straight.

“Good. Well see you then Uchiha. Don’t expect me to go easy on you.”

“Same to you.” Sasuke retaliated before returning to looking at otherstudents. Draco frowned before heading out of the great hall. He hadto spread the word.

Not quite watching where he was going, Draco Malfoy was pulled from his thoughts by a rabid animal.

Or…..wait….

Never mind, it was a girl.

“Hey, watch where you’re going.” Draco snapped, turning his head tothe girl. Immediately he swallowed his words. The girl in front ofhim was a VERY attractive blond and had the curviest figure he had everseen. And he had seen curvy figures before.

The blond girl smirked at the sight of Draco checking her out. This could be fun.

“It’s my fault, sorry. I should have been watching were I was going.”

“Its ok,” Draco responded, turning on his Malfoy charm. He was bornwith it you see. Not EVERYONE had the ability to be as breathtaking ashim. “That’s funny… I haven’t seen you around here before. I’m DracoMalfoy.” He said, taking in her outfit. So she was a Gryphindor. Ahwell, some sacrifices were meant to be made for the sake of some hotlovin’.

“Naruko Uzumaki. I don’t go here I’m just visiting my brother. Maybe you know him, Naruto?”

Inner Draco scowled once again. Yes, he knew Naruto. Naruto thepig. Naruto the idiot. Naruto the only one that Sasuke seemed to beever even remotely threatened by. Naruto the useless, annoying littlebug.

“No, sorry, I’ve never met him. I heard he was an interesting guy though.”

Interesting my FOOT. The only thing less interesting than him is a rock. Or maybe a Weasley.

“So, Naruko, are you enjoying Hogwarts?”

“Eh, I guess. The food could be better but otherwise this place has been fine.”

“Well if you want to try some real food, maybe we could have lunchtoday? I’m sure I could get a pass out to Hogsmeade if I say I’mshowing you around…” Draco suggested with a sultry purr. Yeah, he wasgood.

Naruko gave him a seductive smile and came closer to him, running a finger down his cheek.

“Well that would be nice…it could be tasty…but…”

“But what?” Draco asked his voice almost down to a whisper.

“I don’t go for blonde ferrets.” And with that, she lightly shoved Draco away.

For a moment, Draco was stunned.

Then he was pissed.

How did she know about that?! How the HELL did she know about theferret incident!? Even the pig Naruto couldn’t have known aboutthat! Surrounding him, the few people who had seen the exchangecovered their mouths to hold back laughter. A loud thump caused quitea few heads to turn. Farther down at the Gryphindor table, Ron Weasleyhad fallen out of his seat from laughter. It seemed that the littleconversation between Sasuke and Draco had caused Harry Potter to nudgeRon awake, expecting something to laugh at.

For as everyone knows, where a ferret and a snake meet, the ferret is sure enough going to end up running away for dear life.

Or something funny like that.

Pissed off now, Draco watched Naruko skip off, only to stop right next to Sasuke.

“Sasu-baby! I’m sorry if I’m late. Had a bit of a run in with aslug. Did you know Sakura''s trunk got infested? We should tell herwhen she wakes up….her extra uniform was the only thing that didn’t getattacked.”

Sasuke’s eyes darted to Draco and he smirked.

“It’s fine Naruko.” Sasuke said, standing up and tilting Naruko''schin. “Perfectly fine.” He said before kissing her. Naruko’s armsfound their way behind Sasuke’s neck and her foot popped up behind heras the kiss continued. The shrieking of the fangirls was loud enoughto cover Draco’s aggravated scream. When the kiss broke Sasuke andNaruko turned to Draco. Sasuke smirked and pulled Naruko closer to him.

“I much prefer Black haired Snakes.” Naruko said with a big grin andstuck her tongue out at the Malfoy heir. Sasuke tugged on Sakura,pulling her close to him too. This jarred Sakura awake and she lookedaround, confused. Until she realized Sasuke was holding her close. Inpublic. With a squeal she wrapped her arms around his waist,blushing.

If you could see emotions, Draco would at this point besteaming. Sasuke’s smirk faded back to his emotionless expression andhe walked past Draco out of the great hall with the two girls hangingon him and Naruko kicked Draco’s leg as she passed.

With one arm around Naruko and one arm around Sakura, Sasuke continueddown the hall, away from the crying fangirls and the steaming Draco.

“Naruto…”

“I know you love me Sasuke, but you still owe me for that.”

“Hn.”

“Naruto, are you wearing my uniform?!”

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