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What I've Learned From Sonic Unleashed

After playing some of Sonic Unleashed, I had no choice but to mock it a little. I'm not saying I hate the game - hell, this is probabally the best Sonic game out here in the "next gen", as Sega calls it. I recommened this game.

Chapters

Chapters

Chapter 1 - What I've Learned
Submitted: November 24, 2008 • Updated: November 29, 2008
Word count: 346 • Size: 1k • Comments: 8 • views: 149

Chapter 2 - Ways to Die in Holaska
Submitted: November 24, 2008 • Updated: November 24, 2008
Word count: 301 • Size: 1k • Comments: 7 • views: 135

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sonamylover on January 2, 2009, 11:24:20 PM

sonamylover on (Chapter: 2)
sonamyloverDROWNING!DROWNING! *sings "drowning " to living on a prayer(bonjovi)* DROWOWOWNING! drowning drowning drowning, DROWOWOWOWNING DROWNING DROWNING DROWNING= WHOAOH! were half way there, WHOAOAOH! LIVING ON A PRAYER!!

TheGameArtCritic on January 3, 2009, 10:59:20 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 2)
TheGameArtCriticXD

ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on December 4, 2008, 4:44:06 AM

ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on (Chapter: 2)
ShadowsGirlfriend1_0Number nine deserves an award xD I don't know what to say to eleven though, that sounds like a really horrible glitch >.> I HAS A WAY OF DROWNING TOO 8D

downing while trying to turn sharp corners in your bobsled THAT CAN'T STOP so you can hit the dash panels standing in the middle of the cliff >:[

I swear, I would've aced that level if it weren't for that. So far, I keep getting C's and below xD Sonic's throwing a lot of tantrums because of meh lol

TheGameArtCritic on December 5, 2008, 5:07:45 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 2)
TheGameArtCriticrofl! XD

My favorite is when you get an E in the werehog levels, and the werehog jut throws down his arms, and drags them away saying "d'ooohhh... can we start over?"

I thougt we were really going to start over the first time 8[

ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on December 2, 2008, 4:57:57 AM

ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on (Chapter: 1)
ShadowsGirlfriend1_0frack YEAH, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE DAN GREEN >8D
Now I'm a superstar c:

Lovely statements of the painfully obvious lol I'd read the second chapter, but I haven't been to Holaska yet...
which I thought was Alaska with a little more hoes added to the population :D

TheGameArtCritic on December 3, 2008, 7:25:30 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 1)
TheGameArtCriticI think it would be more interesting if Holaska was exactly like what you just said. XD

Sonic: i have the money... I REALLY want to... but... I don't actually have a... a...

Me: penis?

Sonic: *le sob*

Nelson: Haha!

Snowpaw1 on November 30, 2008, 1:59:46 AM

Snowpaw1 on (Chapter: 2)
Snowpaw1lol! every way to die, is drowning!

TheGameArtCritic on November 30, 2008, 10:12:53 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 2)
TheGameArtCriticTHAT'S BECAUSE HOLASKA IS THE LEVEL FROM HELL BESIDES EGGMAN LAND. AT LEAST HOLASKA STOPS.

Snowpaw1 on March 11, 2009, 11:23:01 AM

Snowpaw1 on (Chapter: index)
Snowpaw1LOL! XD

Zukoinferno on November 29, 2008, 6:09:24 AM

Zukoinferno on (Chapter: 1)
Zukoinfernohow about "you can defy the laws of physics and shift left and right without stopping" for the quick step. or something like it, i suck eggs at explaining things like this.

TheGameArtCritic on November 29, 2008, 6:56:56 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 1)
TheGameArtCriticmaybeh... I'll have to put that in my own words... >.>

Zukoinferno on November 29, 2008, 7:09:31 AM

Zukoinferno on (Chapter: index)
Zukoinfernocourse... course...

Falconlobo on November 24, 2008, 11:02:43 AM

Falconlobo on (Chapter: 1)
FalconloboLOl who's Dan Green

TheGameArtCritic on November 25, 2008, 12:51:24 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 1)
TheGameArtCriticDan Green worked for 4Kids and made stuff like Sonic X lame. He voiced (in video games) Knuckles the Echidna, Storm the Albatross, Mephiles the Dark, and Vector the Crocodile, and voiced Knuckles again in Sonic X.

He also voiced Yugi, and Yami Yugi in Yugi-Oh.

In Pokemon (the Pokemon movies) he voiced Mewtwo, Lugia, Entei, and some of the humans.

Finally, he voiced the mayor in Spongebob's special "Who Bob What Pants"

This is just a few of Dan Green's accomplishments. He's pretty famous to fans of Sonic.

Falconlobo on November 25, 2008, 12:53:55 AM

Falconlobo on (Chapter: index)
Falconloboah okay i don't play sonci games no consoles

TheGameArtCritic on November 25, 2008, 5:21:48 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: index)
TheGameArtCriticSonic is voiced by Jason Griffith

Falconlobo on November 25, 2008, 5:25:32 AM

Falconlobo on (Chapter: index)
Falconlobooh okay

Falconlobo on November 25, 2008, 12:54:10 AM

Falconlobo on (Chapter: index)
FalconloboSonic i meant

Falconlobo on November 24, 2008, 11:03:46 AM

Falconlobo on (Chapter: 2)
FalconloboDrown The Drain lol

alucadawn16 on November 24, 2008, 9:43:48 AM

alucadawn16 on (Chapter: index)
alucadawn16thanks but i'm in school till thursday XD

TheGameArtCritic on November 24, 2008, 10:35:45 AM

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TheGameArtCriticoh noes!

alucadawn16 on November 24, 2008, 8:24:05 AM

alucadawn16 on (Chapter: 1)
alucadawn16XD *ROFLMAO* incredible that the most i've learned in a day XD nah jk awsome critic^^ very nice^^

TheGameArtCritic on November 24, 2008, 8:26:41 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 1)
TheGameArtCriticthank you ^^

I would actually believe you for the learning thing, though...

happy Thanksgiving Break XD