DannyHorseRules0607

"Consider the daffodil, and while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"