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Hi im kiri and im bord can you rp with me. ^^

Uh, no thanks. Not too interested in roleplay. I'm flattered, though!

Lol sorry it took me so long to reply

Dude. Bro. http://www.Fanart-Central.net/pic-824931.html

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-evolution-twitchy-online-game.html
Consider it payback for introducing me to Story from North America.
...
You're welcome.

Please draw Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40
THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS FANDOM

MY DAD GOT MY A 3DS
AND HE PRE-ORDERED ANIMAL CROSSING
muahaha that man worships me

GUESS WHO GOT TO SEE JEFF DUNHAM LIVE AT THE TACOMA DOME

...frack you

It was a perfect blend of "Controlled Chaos" sketches, new material for the upcoming Halloween special, and Jeff screwing up his lines then making fun of himself. There are no words to describe how amazing it was.

... and he brought back Bubba J.
And I got a Walter shirt.

Mitchie and I are officially having a ship war (or whatever the technical term is)....
...
.... So, Connor, do you prefer Rainbow Pie or Apple Dash? CHOOSE WISELY

I CHOOSE... TWISPIKE

SCREW THE RULES

*facepalm*
Okay... So, even if Twispike is superior to all... WHO DOES RAINBOW DASH BELONG WITH??!

Y'know, I'm gonna be perfectly honest here. I'm not a fan of AppleDash and I DO think RainbowPie is adorable... buuuut... I've always had kind of a soft spot for DashFire. SORRY. HAD TO SAY IT. IT'S TRUE.

But if I just have to pick one of the two... I'd still probably pick DashFire, but I'll pick RainbowPie anyway.

HAHA IN YOUR FACE, MITCHIE!! She and Sabrina were ganging up on me with their AppleDash and refusing to listen to me when I tried to explain why not only does Rainbow belong with Pinkie, but Applejack is most likely straight... Anyhooo.... Apparently I have to leave the compooter now, so byyyee!

CHECK YO EMAIL

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I just finished reading it.
shoot was amazing, yo.
All doubt that I ship Rainbow Pie is now gone.

MOTHER GOTHEL DOLLS
AT THE DISNEY STORE
MOTHER. frackING. GOTHEL.DOLLS.

Hey Conner, You can put the moving avie as your desktop and it'll still move XD. I'm amusing my self just by watching Fluttershy run!

How can i choose a favorite pony?

But seriously, are you tired of TJ?

Eh, not really. It's a pretty decent place. I'm finally in an art class, so I'm not complaining.

Well thats good. I guess I should at least say that I'm probally liking Fluttershy the most.... heh...

1. Love animals
2. people should never mess with my friends
3. If they do mess with my friends, They'll get it!!!

http://silverskystrike.deviantart.com/art/Free-Discord-Icon-288639715
Thought you might appreciate this

...Beauty at it's finest. I NEED IIIIIIIT.

Glad you like it.
... But Connor... The word "its" never has an apostrophe when it's possessive.
Its = belonging to it
It's = it is
HEIL GRAMMAR

FORGIVE ME, GRAMMAR FUHRER

Oh, I am no Fuhrer. I'm more like an officer... the one that does the gassing at Auschwitz.... WOW, I am using some messed-up terminology for something I'm so damn proud of

Connor, I'm so sorry I haven't been on. I was sort of kicked off the computer for awhile and I had school. How's TJ? Are you sick of it there...Well except for the fact you have Ivy....But still. Well anyways, I am soooo terribly sorry. You wanted me to watch My little pony, and I should've. It is the best show so far! XD

CONNOR can you please correct me if I do not act like an adult. this goes IVY 2. because if I want to be a pro dog shower as an adult I have to act dignified and very polite competive and act like i out shine the rest so can you plaed his for e us Ivy, Connor I dont think itso erlydostat so yea

Dear mr.connor r u mistified at the dog that one th westminster last night? and connor ivy has a gun now........

HOLY CRAP THERE'S A NEW STUPID MARIO BROTHERS
I haven't watched it yet, but... Just letting you know.....

Dude. Chapter 7. WTF.
CHICKEN.
SO MUCH CHICKEN.
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH.

I TOLD YOU, MAN. BEST. DEATH. EVER.

The dude in the van was SO FREAKING HARD to save. Seriously, I had to rewind time, like, 7 times AND THEN GIVE UP FOR FULL DAY before I could figure out how to get to the phone!

I think the exact same thing happened to me. At one point, I just rode with him in the car and reclined his seat while he was driving.

...I'm just gonna say that didn't help.

.... I did that at least four times.....

( Just tryin to get the message out to all I can plz tell me what u think of my art)

I just wanted to show my real talent on here guys I love takeing photo's of Animals,Humans,Wild life, And other stuff. F.A.C will not let me upload it so please look at my art. And yes takeing photo's counts as a certin type of art.
here is the link:http://tailboundhounds.deviantart.com/

Dear Connor. Ms.Ivy is a stalker. How do I know this? You may be wondering. She has told me things/ Very creppy things. FRom: DOG OBESESSED CHILD SAVANNAH :P

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile."

- Unknown

...Go away.

But But why?

JUST GO

I will if u go to my deviont art page and tell me what u think of my photo's then i pinkie promise i will go away

What the frack, Savannah, are you trying that stupid "blackmail" thing again?

LOOK AT MY AVATAR
LOOK AT IT

...Dear god, it's... hypnotic.

Hey! You! Yes, you!
Would you happen to have any particular reference pictures for Dewdrop? I mean.. I have a few things sketched out but I have no clue whether or not you have preferences as to how her mane/tail is drawn.

Hm... not sure exactly. I'll bring Dewdrop tomorrow with her comb, see if I can come up with anything good. I have a couple ideas.

You. Bring Dewdrop tomorrow. I NEED TO TAKE REFERENCE PHOTOS.

HOORAAAAY

Fantastic! Sounds like a plan!

It would seem that our dear friend Savannah didn't care for the most recent episode... especially not a certain song that two certain ponies sang....

Connor Do The Whoo-Pooh thing

...It doesn't really have the same effect over the internet.

Aw :( did u show ivy it? and did u ever figure out what the whoo-pooh was in the book and how the book ended. cuz we enver finished it.

Connor! I'm sooo sorry I haven't been able to answer your calls. Call me when you get this, I'm finally at home

Aw, crapcakes. I regret to inform you my mother has returned home. Thus, I am unable to call. BOOOOOOO. So yeah... reeeeeaaaally sorry about that...

Naw, its my fault. Try tomorrow tho, I'm most definitely not doing anything

Huzzah!

Call me!

Connor, have you ever read "My Little Dashie"? This fan fiction... is the first thing I can remember that made me cry since the last time I watched "The Fox and the Hound". Seriously. READ. THIS. GODDAMN. FIC.

Actually, I've read it. In fact, I think I even told you about it a while ago. And don't worry, your tears are understandable. I do not know one person who has read this without crying, myself included.

Indeed. Odd, I don't remember you telling me about it... It was Mitchie this time. Either way, I am now numbing my emotions via pirates. Pirates are always a good distraction.

PRAISE CELESTIA, THE INTERNET WORKS AGAIN. My stepdad installed a new router and neither one was working for the longest time... and apparently Savannah spammed my profile while I was gone

I've gone and blocked Savannah... this cannot end well....

Uh-oh. This is gonna get messy fast.

Happy x miss Connor have a good day :)

>X miss

...Y'know what? Nevermind. Merry Christmas, Savannah.

Ok connor Christmas lol :) How r ya?

You know what? Screw ruling the world. No one's ever succeeded at it, and neither will I. My true dream is to be a pirate. I only started thinking about ruling the world recently-- I can't remember ever NOT wanting to be a pirate. Besides, if I can become almost as notorious as Blackbeard, I practically WILL rule the world.

Alright, but here's what I'M concerned about...

...Will Hez still be executed?

Of course. I don't see why you feel the need to ask. No matter what I end up doing in life, I will see to it that I am responsible for Hez's demise.

A party cannon?
PINKIE HAS A PARTY CANNON??!!
...
....
......
pinkie pie is best pony

I KNOW, RIGHT!? I WANT ONE

Also, my new favorite pairing: Rarity X Turnip Truck (hillbilly pony). It is perfect in every way.

Oh, and Twilight's dancing? Best. Ever.

Heh... yeah... Hey, y'know what? Someone should make a Twilight version of "White and Nerdy" called "Purple and nerdy", like they did with Pinkie and "Chocolate Rain". In fact, I'm gonna go look to see if such a thing already exists right now

Connor I am GOing to tell Erin on you!!!

...Who the frack is Erin

CONNOR!!!

...Uh, yes?

Please tell me you know who the prime minister of derf and who the derf leader is.

Savannah, Dangeresque isn't involved in Derf anymore. The only reason I still am is because you little people won't leave me alone.

hey u created it ur ARE THE LEADER OF DERPY

...Uh... can't say I do.

Connor Bianca is now Derf leader amd Erin is the prime minister of derf. I shall be next in line after erin

WhoawhoaWHOA. I never approved that. And isn't Erin the same age as you? The prime minister absolutely MUST be younger than the Derfmaster!! And besides.... Savannah, I'm sorry, but you would NOT make a good Derfmaster.

:( Did I just get dissed by all awesomeness and fellow brony and oldies lover? AND THE ORIGINAL DERF MASTER?

... Yes. Yes you did.

NO IVY I am going 2 pony power robot unicorn I can so beat ur score

You can't beat my high score if you don't even know the game's name.

Robot unicorn genius

Robot Unicorn ATTACK.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Erin Is The Prime Minister Of Derf

Because Pancake said so, and I approved. You should be asking me not Dangeresque.

very well I shall be next in line in derpy sorry derf

No you won't.

WANNA bet?

Ooh!-- so, Ocean Breeze and Punky Steam are my MLP OCs... but what if I had a ponysona as well? Her name shall be Awesome Sauce, and her special talent is awesomeness! Perfect, right?

That pony fits u so much ivy

If you try to block yourself, a little thing comes up saying you're not allowed to block yourself and you failed the sanity test.

lol

So... if you're going to bed... why are you still online?

...Huh. Guess I still left the page up on my iPad last night. That'd make sense. Sounds like something I'd do.

Bread and butter, chant and mutter, marination, incantation, chocolate icing, timeline splicing, yeast is rising, rectifying....

WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
SEAPONY TEARS AND PROVOLONE
GOD HELP THE OUTCAST WITH HER WITCHCRAFT
SOMEDAY I'M GONNA GO HOME

connor ivy has left us for pirate game

...Oh god, IVY, NO! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HERRR!

Ivy says I have to leave you alone agter you explain to me what wrold of war craft is

Correct leave u alone

sorry i diddent mean agter i ment after

OH GOD, MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPP

So Connor Bianca has told me that you have called her you'r sole sister and then you would sing the song 2 her. is this true?

...Sole sister? What do shoes have to do with this?

IDK were did shoes come in?

SOLE and SOUL are two very different things, sweetie,

CONNOR WATCH THE MOVIE GREAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...What? GREAE? How do you even pronounce that?

I am so very sorry my good sur the movie is "" Grease""

I say, what in Celestia's name is a "sur"?

Looks like Savannah needs to cut back on the..
*Sunglasses*
...Racial surs.

YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I'm getting an idea for a new MLP OC. This one be a pirate captain who was born with sea wings (aye, she's a pegasus) and lives for the roar of the waves and the salty sea wind in her face. I haven't given her a name yet, but I'm working on her design.....

.... And just like that, a name popped into my head! Ocean Breeze! Sensible and appropriate, but also pretty and cool. My MLP OCs are now officially Punky Steam and Ocean Breeze. Maybe they should be sisters.....

EUREKA! I'VE GOT IT!! See, Punky's real name is Skye Breeze (or something along those lines, I'm still working on it), and she was originally a pegasus. But there was a terrible storm, of which Ocean thought she was the sole survivor. But Skye actually survived, but just barely-- her wings were ripped up beyond repair, and eventually had to be amputated. She had amnesia and wandered aimlessly for days, having no idea who she was. But some thugs who hated her father came along and recognized her as "That Breeze guy's kid", so they beat her up and cut out her right eye and left her for dead. But a kindly old couple of unicorns, Mr. and Mrs. Steam, found the poor filly and took her in. They soon found she had a knack for fixing things, taking things apart and creating new things out of the pieces, and other stuff involving... well... things. That's at least the beginning of the story of Punky Steam. I AM A GENIUS!!

In January, "Beauty and the Beast" will be re-released in theaters in 3D-- like the Lion King was recently-- FOLLOWING AN ANIMATED SHORT DEPICTING FLYNN AND RAPUNZEL'S WEDDING.

Oh, cooWAIT WHAT

EEYUP

Were you trying to call me??

Yeah, but I kept getting that "WHOEVER YOU'RE CALLING HASN'T SET UP THEIR VOICE MAIL BOX" message.

Yeah sorry about that. My mom dragged me to the store and I forgot my phone, then I got home and had to help Savannah with her stupid issues, and then I just didn't hear it ring.....

Where were you today?? And no, I can't talk tonight

...Kidnapped! By monkeys! ...And, uh... like fifty ninj-

Okay, okay, I overslept. Sorry.

BAD COONOR DONT MAKE ME GET THE GRAGON!!! CONNOR I WILL GO GET THE GRAGON. As Savannah sprints fasly over the cold wire Gragon cage. Savannah slowly opens Gragon cage and slaps a metal rope on the Gragon. Savannah drops the leash and slowly tells the Gragon to go get Connor.The Gragon stops and does not want to eat Connor but wants to eat the flys in the big room. CONNOR DID I DO THE ACTION RIGHT?

MAKE SENSE OR GTFO

Ivy Gragon is one of my friends u dont know

...NO

but why not?

YOU KEEP DOING IT WRONG. I KEEP TELLING YOU. IT'S LIKE THIS.

*Connor explains how to do this yet again*

LIKE. THAT. NOW TRY AGAIN. Oh, and one more thing...

What the frack is a gragon!?

Ok Connor a Gragon is the twin of a Dragon ok. A Gragon is very nice and likes to give people hugs.

OK so its like this. *Savannah slaps connor in his face*

*Connor falls back and lands in the mud that has been sitting there for months.* Like that?

CONNER WTF?!

Uuuugh, what is it? What are you "WTF"ing about?

CONNOR!!!!!!!!!?????

ITS ITS.....................IVY?!

WHAT!? WHAT IS IT!?

Its its........................Alex and Bionca

no not ivy ivy did not to a thing

What are you even SAYING!?

Its its........................Alex and Bionca

...Huh? What? What are you even saying to me right now?

*FACEHOOVE* OK NEVERMIND I wll GO TELL IVY.

So why were you not at school REALLY?

...JACKOLITIS. DUUUUUUH.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Worst thing IN THE WORLD OF BRONYS I HAVE EVER SEEN http://youtu.be/De1HFYgH46k

Hi Connor :) How are you?

Seriously. How could she not know what a monocle is?! And the worst part is I know she's gonna SAY she understands, then ask the EXACT SAME QUESTION later

WHY CAN'T WE JUST GIVE UP AND END ALL THE MISERY NOW!?

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

You can go ahead and give up. But at this point, I'm pretty much obligated to look out for her. It's not like anyone else will help her if I don't

So THAT'S why Walter's your favorite.....

Like seriously, I was laughing so hard it woke my mom up. She was pissed. Haven't laughed like this since I saw Achmed in the Christmas special......

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YOU GOT INTROUBLE

MYEEEEHHH Y U NO CALL OR EMAIL?

OH shoot, I HAD THE FEELING I FORGOT SOMETHING

Eh, it's fine. So wassup?

I was going to go to bed... frack it, it can wait. Eh, nothin' much. How about you, m'lady?

Nothing much. Caught "Sweeney Todd" about halfway through on TV. Never seen it before.... damn, this movie is DARK, yet all the musical numbers are disturbingly cheery.....

Ah, mood whiplash at it's finest. Think I caught a bit of it once. Freaked me the heeeell out.

I can see why. I'm only watching it because Johnny Depp is in it. There are also a lot of actors from Harry Potter... interesting.....

Hm... I should watch the entirety of it one of these days.

...Aaaaand, I gotta go to bed. DAMMIT. I'm really sorry I forgot to call. I'll remember tomorrow, I swear on the souls of ponies everywhere.

Alrighty then. Sweet dreams ans WHOA THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD WTF WHY IS JOHNNY DEAD HOLY CRAP IS THAT THE END?!?! Nobody ever told me he dies....

GoodniWOAH DON'T SPOIL THE ENDING JEEZ OH GOD HE DIES WHAT WHAT WHAT

Yeah. He put the chick in the incinerator (sp?) then was leaning over some other dead chick crying when this dude came up behind him and pretty much sliced his head open and his face bled all over the dead chick. It was extremely disturbing

WTF?! WHAT THE HELL WHAT KIND OF frackED UP MOVIE IS THIS?

Sweeney Todd, that's what. It's about a barber who kills people and bakes them into pies, or something to thst effect, from my understanding.

Ivy? I thought you hated scary things?

I do. But it's not a horror movie, it's just... dark. Plus Johnny Depp is in it. Tim Burton and Johnny Depp is a combination that cannot possibly go wrong.

Johnny Depp is in it? Then I have to watch it the only other actor er ater however you spell it would be adam sandler. But he would not go good with Johnny depp and Tim burton. Tim Burton and Johnny Depp is a combination that cannot possibly go wrong. YOUR TOTALY RIGHT :D I HAVE TO GO SEE THAT MOVIE RIGHT AWAY. But how dark is it?

REALLY dark. I'd come up with a comparison, but Sweeney Todd pretty much IS the darkness standard.

Do you think I would like it?

oh god what happens in the movie? Johnny Depp who does he play?

He plays Sweeney Todd himself. Sweeney is a barber. Who kills people. And bakes them into pies.

Um......Kinda like edward sicer or sicor er i dont know how to spell :( anywho edward "how ever you spell it" hands?

Edward Scissorhands doesn't kill anybody. Not intentionally or out of self-defense, at least

Thanks for that correction and yes he does he pushes that guy off the house. Right?

Yeah but the dude he killed was gonna hurt the girl. Sweeney Todd kills totally innocent strangers for a living.

He was gonna hurt the girl? anywho sweeny was that his name? does he get them in a trap or something? Do you have a teaser trailer or just a trailer?

WTF?! WHAT THE HELL WHAT KIND OF frackED UP MOVIE IS THIS?

If life were a Disney movie, I would be the villain.
And that is my random thought of the night.

Oddly enough, I am not suprised. Can I be your comedy relief assistant?

Hmm.... the goblin to my Maleficent, the Iago to my Jafar, the Bonzai to my Scar, the Panic to my Hades.... Yes, I do believe that'll do.

I... I'm not sure how I feel about the new Luna. I mean, I know she's been away from all civilization for a thousand years, and I'm not finished with the episode yetl but... I dunno.

Scratch that. I love her. I love the new season altogether.

THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

I saw the Seattle Children's Theatre adaption of "Robin Hood" tonight. Gave me an idea for a new novel.

I just got an awesome idea. FUTURAMA CAST AS PONIES.

Are you ok? Got a little worried when I didn't see you at school

Yeah, I'll be fine, head just hurts like hell. Don't worry, I'll be at school tomorrow. Who else would you mock Hez with?

OH HEY MAN

WASSUP?

Well THERE you are! I must warn you, there might be a troll among us... you'll know him if you see him....

Troll in the dungeon! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

Heh. Quarrel was always one of my favorites.

... nowait... Quirrell. I only ever heard it spoken, so I didn't know how to spell it.

CONNORRRR I'M BOOORRREEDDDD

GO POKE A DEAD ANIMAL WITH A STICK OR SOMETHING

Funny you should say that, it just so happens that I found a dead bird in my bathroom this morning

ivy did you eat the dead bird?

Umm, no. The cat dragged it in and I didn't want to touch it so my stepdad threw it outside

Did he eat the bird outside how did it taste

...Wow, that's... lovely.

There are still tiny feathers everywhere....

WOW, THAT IS JUST CHARMING

Luna was just trying to provide for her family. SUBJECT CHANGE. Tiana is officially my favorite Disney princess.

Whoohoo. Forget who my favorite is. Probably Mulan.

Mulan isn't a princess. If she counts, then she's my favorite as well. But she isn't a princesd in any way on any level. Pocahontas is, Kida is, Tiana is, even Nala is, but Mulan isn't.

Right, but she apparently is, according to Disney.

Yeah, people tend to group her with them for some reason....
So earlier, my stepdad was confused as to whether or not Mickey Mouse was in "Anastasia"... and whether or not it came before Snow White..... I have given up all hope for him......

Oh my. That is both hillarious and sad at the same time.

I know. I mean... there were SO many things wrong with what he was saying. What does my mother see in that man?!

Hey, I just wanna let you know... if there's ever anything else of that manner you're curious about, it's okay to ask me.... changing subject now..... I like pie.......

...I'll, uh... keep that in mind...

...Boy, I sure do like ponies.

Ponies are always cool.

Always

So... anyhoo....

Anyhoooooo...

CONNOR!! BAD CONNOR YOU LIKE PONYS = BAD. BAD CONNOR BAD lol jk

...Uh, so do you.

SHUT UP UM.......UM.......JUST BECAUSE THIS 7TH GRADER CANT COME UP WITH SOME LAME EXUSE NOT TO LOVE MY LITTLE PONY AND WHY ITS BAD MEANS NOTHING UH.......ER.......IVY HELP ME HEAR.

Why do you need help hearing? Are you deaf or something?

Rolls eyes playfuly yes connor yeah I am death. Sorry HERE is what i ment

AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT WRONG!? WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS! IT'S * WHEN YOU TYPE ACTIONS, * DAMMIT!

*Connor foams at the mouth and jumps out the window*

WTF CONNOR IS INFECTED WITH RABIE RUN

Hmm. I wonder if communication could be quicker and easier if we just exchanged emails?

Huh. It probably would.

Say, it appears that you haven't blocked your email from the public. There's a "contact this user" option on your profile. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NOOOOO

WILL YOU USE THIS POWER FOR GOOD OR EVIL!?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know....

AHAHAHAHA, IT HAS BEEN HIDDEN! MWUHAHAHA- you still have it, don't you.

This may make me sound clingy or demanding or something, but I'm kind of starting to worry that you've fallen off the face of the earth.....

Sooo... I don't suppose you'd still be able to talk on here??

Zecora is awsome

SOMEONE IVY CONNOR SHUT THIS CATCHY SONG UP PLEASE http://youtu.be/koD4jyiwQX0 I AM AT THE GRAND GALLOPING GALLA I AM AT THE GRAND GALLOPING GALLA ITS ALL I EVER DREAMED.

Why hello there

THATS IT IVY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DONT TALK TO MY MOTHER LIKE THAT LOL JK :) BOY I AM IN A REALY HAPPY MOOD TODAY. :)

If you are able and willing, it would be okay to call me now.

.... I think Photo Finish might be my new favorite pony. Maybe. Not sure.

Who?

Photo Finish. She's a photographer with an epic German accent who bears a notable resemblance to Lady Gaga.

SO my cousion was correct lol.I thought it was just me and him but never mind.I guess all of our fave ponys change throughout the series.

LADY GAGA OMG I LOVES HER SHES SO AWSOME OMG OMG I WANNA SEE PICTURE
PLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

GET IT YOURSELF, FOR THE LOVE OF DEEP FRIED JESUS IN A CAN

OK OK OK Connor.GGGGGGGRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK GGGGGGGRRRRR!!!! lol :) ok so IS EVERYONE ON LINE? OMG OMG CONNOR do you know Ben soyer.If you dont ask ivy please ask ivy he is hella funny.Like today we had a pep assembley at school and when one of the leadership kids says "ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN!!!"" "Ben yelles YEAH" lol and when we were doing out class yells "HE SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS HE SOUNDED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL".lol

Connor I just figured out that yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee sssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

...Really? You just figured this out?

Yes "Hangs head low" THERE IVY HAPPY WITH THESE THINGS
'""""""

Sweetie, those are quotes. The things I want you to use in your Warriors story. What you need to use are asterisks-- the little star ---> *
*gives an exhaspirated sigh and shakes head*

Why do I need to use the * thingy why not the """"""

Because quotes mean someone is saying something

I have a qustion will the qouits slap me in the face?

They will if you use them incorrectly.

lol ok ok what if i use them correcty? And appartently my dog punishes herself if she knows she does something wrong I think its werid.Dont U i mean does luna do that

Umm no, Luna is not a dog.

Wait.......What about George do that or your other dog?

Sorry call me again please... my phone continues to be stupid

I AM SORRY I HAD TO SHARE THIS AWSOME LUNA PIC http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3sASEAmcmtA/To4vbi7sHMI/AAAAAAAANYA/833dM7_IijE/s1600/la_luna_by_horsel...

So I went to Hot Topic today... I wasn't able to buy anything, but I found a few shirts that may be of interest to you.....

OH RLY

I feel like saying something. But I can't think of anything. AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE

DUDE. Not only does Rainbow Dash's cutie mark look like the Dymbol of the Gods, but Cloudsdale looks like Mt. Olympus.

*Symbol. Symbol of the Gods.

My phone won't let me call you. Call me if you can

Okay, I like wacky e-conversations. Sooo..........

I HAVE HALF AN HOUR GO

...OWLB-okay, no. UH...

So those four chords that are played over and over in "Don't Stop Believing" sound just as good in almost any other song.....

Same 4 chords? The ones that go "do do do do do do do dooo"?

...uhhh..... Maybe? No like, BUMMM.., bum bum BUMMM.... bum bum BUMM.... bum bum BUMMM on the piano and stuff. If played right, that combination of notes in the BUMMs sound just as pretty in just about sny other song.

THIS IS ABOUT ME THINKING ABOUT GOING ON DEVIONT ART AND LEAVEING HERE

Hi is this were everyone is commenting now God ok sorry I have not been on in forevr and shoot but yeah I have been haveing an affair with FanArtCentral the other website I have been going on more is...........2 website to tell you the trueth ok so its Facebook and my friend Chenoa keeps makeing me or wanting me to go on deviont art so I go on just to shut her up.BUT NO SHE WANTS ME TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON DEVIONT ART AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I DONT WANT TO BUT I MIGHT JUST TO SHUT THE frackING LITTLE 6TH GRADER UP.anyway how are you guys connor and ivy?

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Connor no link work

*Link doesn't work

AAAARGH

Oh, I GET IT! Okay, I know what you're talkin' about. ...Hm... you have a point, actually. Huh. How 'bout that.

Yeah. I heard it in this random complication of songs-- the guy actually said that, "You can sing any song over these chords. Observe." and proceeded to sing a bunch of different songs over them. Sounded really good too

Huh. Interesting. TIME FOR A VIDEO QUEEEST

A whatwho?

Or songquest. Whatever. Just findin' that compilation, or however it's spelt. VIDEO/SONG/WHATEVER QUEEEST

Ah. I found it on Pandora, soooo...... good luck with that.

Whats pandora

...STILL GONNA TRY

.... You do that. So anyhoo......

Anyhoooo...

Crap I was gonna re-dye my hair tonight, I guess it can wait till tomorrow......

Ooooh! What quirky color shall it be?

Idk, some shade of blue. Whatever color ee have lying around. At this point, I don't really even care anymore. I just want it to not be the hideous grayish-greenish it is now.

Oooh, dye it rainbow. Rainbow! RAINBOW! RAINBOW!

And nooooow I need to go to bed. Farewell.

...RAINBOW!

I don't have any rainbow dye.... but okay GOOD NIGHT MY SWEET PRINCE o_0 *creepy stalker face*

So.....

...SO

So how about this weather?

Make up your damn mind, mother nature. THAT'S what I have to say about the weather lately.

Indeed. That's Seattle for ya.
DAMMIT WHY IS WRITING A NOVEL SO HARD

I'D PLAY "WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND" OVER THE PHONE TO INSPIRE YOU, BUT UH YEAH

THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME

Not sure that would help much anyway... But thank you for reminding me that I'm inspired by music. I once came up with a whole novel idea just by listening to some weird album of Celtic flute music

You've told me about that once. I should listen to celtic music more. Nice stuff.

Yeah. It's pretty. Man, I get the weirdest ideas for novels (or details about novels) from the weirdest places. Like last night at the Girl Scout thing, I realized the rabbit government should be completely matriarchal

Makes perfect sense to me. Good thi- RABBIT GOVERNMENT!?

...I don't think you've told me about this. You now must explain IN DETAIL. I am intrigued.

Oy vey... okay hold on....
*ahem*
INTRODUCTION
You may not want to read this, but in order to understand this story, it is strongly recommended that you do.

We’ve all taken a moment to ask ourselves, are we alone? Do aliens exist? Do they live among us, here on our planet, right under our noses? The answer to all these questions (except the first one) is yes.
As you may or may not already know, every star has its “Goldilocks Zone”, an area around it where it’s not too hot or too cold to support life. Our sun has two planets in its Goldilocks Zone; Earth and Mars.
Contrary to popular belief, Mars is much older than Earth. In fact, if it had not been for Mars Earth would not have been formed in the first place. Like all life-supporting planets, Mars had a vast array of plants and creatures on its surface. But the planet was ruled and fought over by two similar (but significantly different) dominant species.
One was slightly larger, with pointed ears and a fairly long tail. They were cunning and clever, but arrogant and lazy. The structures they created were typically triangular in shape and raised high above the ground, with complex mazelike interiors.
The other was a bit smaller than the first. They had long, sensitive ears and a short fluffy tail. While they could be timid and quick to run away from danger, their cautiousness brought them to carefully plan out everything they did. The majority of their architecture was largely based underground, with domed roofs just above the surface.
The two species fought relentlessly over dominance of Mars, paying little to no attention to the environment until it was too late. Right now, during the time period in which you will most likely be reading this (unless you’re some sort of archaeologist studying the ways of ancient civilizations of the early 21st century, in which case I must inform you that this is fiction), Earth is in almost the exact condition Mars was shortly before it became the barren wasteland it is today—both environmentally and politically.
HOWEVER, the total destruction of Mars was not the fault of its inhabitants. It was instead a huge asteroid that crashed into the planet and left a crater the size of three of Earth’s continents combined. Not only was debris from the collision thrown into the air and blocking out the sun, but the asteroid had bumped Mars farther from the sun and taken its place in orbit. It gathered matter broken off of the red planet into its own gravitational pull, and before long was a planet of its own. Soon all Martian plants died because they had no sunlight (and it was too cold). Then the herbivores died because they had no plants to eat (not to mention it was too cold). The carnivores then died because, as you can guess, they had no herbivores to eat (plus, you know, the cold). All that was left was the dominant species, kept alive by artificial sources of heat.
With their planet now a lifeless rock, the Martians paused their battling and directed their attention to their neighboring planet, which was just starting to evolve more complex life forms. Taking advantage of this opportunity, many Martians immigrated there and made a new life. But over time, some of Earth’s native mammals evolved into a larger, more powerful species—Homo sapiens. They were like huge, stupid hairless apes that thought they knew everything and felt the need to learn anything they didn’t already know. They considered themselves an enlightened, advanced race with superior technology and whatnot. More intelligent creatures, however, grouped humans in the same intellectual category as goldfish. Earth’s new dominant species was even stupid enough to believe these two obviously foreign creatures were native to this planet, not bothering to question why they were archenemies with Earthling animals like dogs, foxes and mice. They also thought it was impossible for two members of similar but different species to mate, and most fellow mammals did not mate for life, and that only they and a couple other mammals had sex for pleasure. They hadn’t even colonized their own moon! Idiotic, right?
As you can probably guess, Martians wanted mankind out of the picture. But a few Martians, as well as many Earth animals, believed Earth should be left alone. They said that taking it over would get the Martians nowhere, as they would just destroy it and turn it into the desert wasteland Mars already was. These few formed the Resistance, a peaceful party that believed in equality and preservation and such. Others argued that humans were bound to destroy their planet anyway, so why not do it for them?
Each Martian species wanted both Earth and Mars for their own, and of course, they couldn’t get along, so they started battling for dominance of the two planets. The Resistance, despite their peaceful ways, had no choice but to join the war to stand up for what they believed in. Thus began the Inter-Species War. It lasted thousands of years, destroying the lives of millions. Strangely, mankind never noticed that anything was wrong. Arrogant monkey-scum.
This story focuses on this war, its consequences, and a few particular souls whose lives were affected by it. So read on, by all means. Don’t linger here trying to understand interplanetary politics. Your human brain wouldn’t be able to handle the complexity.

Oh, can't be that baaaTHAT'S A LOTTA TEXT. Okay, gimme a second.

Take your time. It's the introduction to my novel :D

Alright, done. Understood the majority of it and I gotta say... wow. Holy talented writing, Batman. Bravo. Descriptive, well thought out, creative as usual. ...DAAAAYUM. Now I feel inferior.

Connor just from you saying Batman it reminds me of that book we were reading in class that one time........what was it oh yes watsons go to bermingham 1983 that was funny how you kept say hehe batman and WHOOPOOOO lol connor its winnie the poohs evile twin brother that grabs you from under water lol connor remmber that.I HATE MRS.ROMOS I HATE HER SOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH anyway I might take up wrighting storys myself I am writeing a warrior cats story right now

I know, darling *dramatic hair flip, adjusts sunglasses*
Does that somewhat answer your question about rabbits, though? Hmmm?

Eeeeyup, answers it perfectly and then some.

But as I was saying.... Matriarchy. It makes sense for rabbits, what with their gentler nature and such

Indeed. Also makes sense seeing as how many children female rabbits can produce. The number was around 11, last I checked.

Precisely. That being said, I've also established that rabbit culture celebrates fertility. A lot. Obviously.

...Hm, your novel has inspired me to get back to planning my idea for that story/adventure game/whatever I want it to be about a female detective. Should do a little more brainstorming. Might have a name for the protagonist... not sure yet... HMMMM...

Ooh, do tell.

AS YOU WISH M'LADY! Like I said, might work on it.Anyway, I might go with Vera Pravda. Vera is taken from the word veracity, meaning "power of conveying or percieving truth" which is obvious seeing as she's well... a detective. As for Pravda, I originally thought it was a russian word that also meant truth. I just found out I misunderstood my sources and it's really some russian newspaper or something. ...Still might go with it. Nice ring to it. Not sure though. But the first name is probably what I'll go with.

Detective Vera Pravda... nice ring to it. Sorry it took a while to explain. Had to recheck my sources.

Ooo, nice. That's interesting-- in my novel Selene was raised by her senile great aunt, whose name also happens to be Vera. Good, strong name. Perfect for a detective. And apparently for a crazy old cat as well.....

Thanks. I also brainstormed a couple more characters, including a creepy, crazy forensic scientist and a robot detective with a purple tophat, trenchcoat, and a rainbow bowtie. ...Yeaaaah, I'm trying to get a little quirky with my characters. ...If you couldn't tell.

...And for some reason, I read crazy old cat as "crazy old cat lady". Same thing, but I keep thinking of the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons for some reason.

Heh. Clean her up a little, make her a cat, and put her on Mars.... that's pretty much Aunt Vera.

I tend to give my characters ironic names.... Vera means pursuing truth, I name a conservative and senile old cat Vera. Felix means luck, and I give the name Felix to a rabbit who's missing a leg. I am cruel.....

For shame, Ivy. For shaaame. ...Shaaaame. SHAAAME. SHAAAAAME

...SHAAAAAAAAAAAME!

I am not ashamed. If anything, my inner Disney villain makes me PROUD of my cruelty....
.... I have issues....

...So, uh... how about 'dem owlbea-OKAY, NO MORE OWLBEARS, I SWEAR

...I have no idea what to talk about next. ...OH YEAH. My mother has purchased me motherfrunkin' BOO BERRY! After 15 long years, the old broad finally came through!

Sweeeet. I had another frankenberry sundae tonight. It was even more amazing than the first one.....

I think I have a little more ice cream left... don't think it's enough for a Boo Berry sundae, but by god, I WILL TRY

WOOOOOO
So have I told you fewer than a zillion times that "The Lion King" is my absolute favorite movie of all time? Because I'm listening to some LK music right now and... man... inspiring shoot right there... YET I AM NOT INSPIRED ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS DAMN NOVEL

Aaaaw yeah, love that soundtrack. Be Prepared will always be my favorite though. Scar, you magnificent basstard.

...Aaaand I need to head to bed in about six minutes. QUICK WE GOTTA DO SOME INTERESTING shoot

THAT LAST PART SOUNDS KINDA WRONG okay so uhh... did you know Queen Isabella, who launched Christopher Columbus, only took two baths in her entire life?

Heh. Sounds like a classy lady. ...Wait, sounded wrong? I just said we needed to do some shoot and-... oh. ...Nevermind.

.... Yeah. But yeah, in those days bathing was considered unsanitary and unhealthy. As a queen it was her obligation to keep clean, though. Most people never bathed at all. And then there were the chamber pots being emptied into the streets... stinky times, indeed... Perfume, in fact, was invented to cover up that smell......

...Huh. Interesting. Didn't know that.

...FFFFF, BEDTIME. To the bedmobile, batman! Goodnight... and godspeed.

...OWL BEAR

kthxbai

Dude call me, my phone won't let me call you for some reason

...Weird. But this probably works out for the better, since I was going on here to tell you I wouldn't be able to call tonight. Mother's sleepin', too chilly to move outside, etc. But we can still have a merry talk on ye olde fanart central.

...OWL BEAR

Ah. I see. Then I suppose it does work out perfectly.

...Sooo... have I mentioned Owl Bears yet?

Very much so.

...Are you positive?

Absotively posilutoly.

...Alright. ...But I do love Owl Bears. Just letting you know.

Not to completely change the subject, but I'm trying to convince Savannah to talk to Mr. Holsinger about her issues (you know the ones I mean), and she doesn't seem to believe me that she can trust him. You had a lot of experience with him, right? Could you help me reassure her there's nothing to worry about??

...Hm. Well, from my expierience with him, Mr Holsinger is the type of the guy who'll always listen and try to help the best he can. To me, at least. I've gone to him in the past and he's always listened really well and helped me out the best he could. Just how I think, but you could try telling her that.

Ok thanks. That's along the lines of what I told her, but I think hearing it from two different people might help

I have just written an official "horror movie rehab" guide. Just in case.
And yet another word of warning-- not that it's freaking me out all that much yet, it's just that you may see this side if me very soon-- DO NOT frackING JOKE WITH ME WHEN I'M FREAKED OUT. As rediculous as it may be, I will take everything seriously and emotionally turn into a four-year-old you have to babysit. As cold and emotionless a rock I may seem, on the inside I'm a wimpy little girl who likes blowing bubbles and having tea parties.
So yes, I will watch your silly little Slenderman thing (to the greatest extent I possibly can), but the consequences may partially be yours to face. Be warned, Connor.... your friend is a wuss.

I take that back. Last night was bad enough. I can't go through the zombie paranoia thing again. I just can't handle a second time.
A NIGHT LIGHT, CONNOR.
ONE WITH MOOCOWS JUMPING OVER THE MOON ON IT.
AND IT BARELY EVEN HELPED.

dude whats going on?

Please...... help me...... seventh grade.... dumbass...... suffocating.... grk.........

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH HER
SHE SLEEPS EVEN LESS THAN I DO

Who me? That probly would bbe true

Dude you need to see what I just did to Savannah's profile

OH YEAH

WE ARE DOING THIS, MAN

WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

DO NOT. JOKE. ABOUT WEASEL SACRIFICE. AROUND ME.
I've done my time.......
I've served the Weasel enough.....

And I repeat, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

...oh mah god

IF I HAD ACESS/ACCESS/WHATEVER TO THE NEAREST TV, I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH

DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOOTTT
This appears to be a recording of the Toronto performance of the same concert I recently saw....

I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

OMFG THE JUNGLE CRUISE SKIPPER SONF

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL OF THIS? WHY DO YOU WISH TO SEE ME SUFFER!?

I'm sorry. I am just...... cruel.

Yes. Yes, I could tell. ...You monster.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

I do not know, but it's too late. You must now be sacrificed to the weasel of fate.

.....song...... wtf is a sonf......

A rare creature found in the amazon

Tis k. U can has cheezburger soon.

COMEDY CENTRAL.
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
AND THEN JEFF DUNHAM
AND THEN MORE WEIRD AL.

Dude.
Frankenberry sundae.
You weren't kidding.

I frackING KNOW RIGHT?

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO frackING GOOD
I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

HOLY shoot IVY YOU TRYED IT EEEEWWWW

She tried it because it is frackING AMAZING

But it's delicious and nutricious! Okay, I dunno about that second part......

Oh good god, not nutritious. BUT frackIN' WORTH IT, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

FINE!!!! I WILL TRY IT BUT IVY HAS TO MAKE IT 4 ME

HATERS GONNA HATE

Dude.
Boo Berry + Frankenberry + Count Chocula + Vanilla
SUPER MONSTER CEREAL SUNDAAAAAAE

0_0

...We are so. fracking. Doing that.

YES.

WE NOW HAVE PLANS FOR HALLOWEEN

THIS IS GOING TO BE GODLY

Now you just need to decide on a costume

...FFFFF, I do. I CAN DO THIS

Okay, THINK. WHAT DO YOU LIKE OTHER THAN PONIES

...OH GOD DAMMIT, THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT

Hmm.... you went as Phoenix Wright last year....... hmm......

THATS MY BIRTHDAY YOU GUYS......... WHY ON MY BIRTHDAY? MABY ANOTHER DAY? COME ON ON MY BIRTHDAY? HALLOWEEN
IS MY BIRTHDAY I KNOW IVY KNWS THAT BUT I DONT THINK CONNOR DOES. GUYS REALY I WANTED TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON HALLOWEEN. :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( why?

Dude it doesn't matter. Halloween is on like a Tuesday or something this year

IVY READ PLEASE IMPORTEND.

It so does its on a monday I wanted to go out with some friends.But if everyone is bisy then I wont go out I wanna have a good time.I guss if no one wants to go I could always just sit and the door handing out stuped candy. :( plus I am worried about if I am gonna move first ivy MY MOTHER FOUND A HOUSE god I am NOT happy I dont want to leave my best friends up here whome one is u and they other is asia.My new school only has 45 kids K-11.Ivy my sister was trying to pull away when I opend the car door and I tryed to hurry and jump in but I fell out when I tryed to jump in and I hit my head.IN A COVERD PARKING THINGYS BILDINGS MADE OUT OF CONCREAT.I COULD OF CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN AN HOUR AFTER THAT I HAD A REALY BAD HEADACE AND STILL DO A LITTLE.I AM OK THOUGH

I refuse to read until you tell me what the frack "importend" is

I hit my head on the top of the car then had a headace sorry about that correction i got confused my sister said i almost fell out of the car ooohhhhh ok sorry

or sorry correction make that i fell earlyer that day no i almost fell out of the car sorr yqwick correction

sorry important happy?

Rolls eyes my sister is now correcting my spelling :) why does she remind me of Ivy hhhmmmm mabye because you correct my spelling half of the time.I dislike Mr.Holsinger now he scares me. Ok so get this ben soyer in class some one sneezes and i he says bless you little heart lol i started cracking up.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ALL THIS ON MY PROFILE?

REALLY?

Hehe conor that was 2 ivy

Whoa what are you trying to call me? Because I'm not even recieving a call in the first place

OMG I SEE RANDOM SOMETHING I DONT KNOW I BEING STUPED BYE

Woah, really? Yeah, I've been trying to call you for the past ten minutes or so.

Oh. Wow. I'll try to call you then

Ivy can you please pick up your phone I am going to call you soon please answer

I'm sorry, but Ivy... has... accidentally fallen into a freezing chamber and is now in the year 3000 having adventures with a mexican robot, a cyclops, and her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great nephew.

ok? connor that was weird

FUTURAMA. WATCH IT.

IVY please call me and I cant I am watching diary of a wimpy kid STUPED TH GRADERS is what I am thinking

OH GOD IVY HAS BEEN EATEN BY A SPACE WASP

AND SHE HAS LEFT ME ALL HER STUFF

Ok connor you are starting to creepme out.

Savannah, you have to listen carefully. Okay, so-

OH GOD THE SPACE WASP FOUND ME OH GOD NO TELL IVY... SHE OWES ME FIFTY BUUUUUCKSAOHFOSDHFHSDRPhaetpreashposdhf/////

OH GOD CONNOR NOOOOOO
Savannah this is all your fault! I'm never talking to you again

wait how?

Great. Now I'm a ghost. Thank you, Savannah. Thanks a lot.

OK? bye guys stop it yourr starting to scare me NO 8TH GRADERS COMMENT conner you have creaped me out before connor I know ivy knows that you gave me night mares about how you tried to kill me and ivy andjulie was all buff lol anyway stop it.

Wait what about 8th graders? FYI Connor and I are in 9th grade

IVY YOU ARE NOW AN 8TH GRADER WITH ME @ KILO BECAUSE THAT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER SO CONNOR AND IVY AND ASIA NEED TO COME BACK. I MISS ALL OF YOU GUYS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE YONGEST OUT OF OUR GROUP.

THATS WHY I SAID THE GRADER SILLY

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

OK? your creeping me out

Grammar check please

Ok' you are creeping me out?

Do you want 2 do it? you can correct me if u want ivy I dont care if you correct me on here because i dont mind it I am learning how to spell correct from my friend so go right ahead

Just try the sentence again with correct grammar

NVM I will call you

CONNORRRRR SAVANNAH'S BEING STUPID AGAAAIINNN
MAKE HER STOOOPPPPPPP
MYEEEHHHHHHEHEHHH

SAVANNAH NO BAD NO

DON'T MAKE ME GET THE SQUIRT BOTTLE

CONNOR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! DONT MAKE ME GET SOME RANDOM CHICK OFF THE STREET YOU DONT KNOW.

THATS IT CONNOR I AM GETTING SOME RANDOM CHICK OFF THE STREET.

CONNOR IVY KILLED THE SQUEAKY TOY OR FORMLY KNOWN AS SQUEAKY (SOUND ON MY PHONE) SHES A MURDER OF SQWEAKY!!! CONNOR GET THE SQUIRT BOTTLE

HONEY, I AIN'T YO' SLAVE MONKEY

OR SLAVE DRACONEQUIS FOR THAT MATTER

I diddent get that

...Why am I not suprised?

IVY CONNOR PLEASE READ THIS!!! IMPORTEND!!!

You know whats funny when I was a 6th grader I recal talking to Ivy for the first time on the phone and I kept her up untill 12:00AM.Of corse me being a 6th grader I would always wonder why did 8th graders hate 6th graders so much? I never found out that year in 6th grade but one year after.AND I CANT STAND THE LITTLE ONES. Now I understand how bad it was for you guys I mean poor Ivy I would practicly follow her around everywere trying to hang out with my new friend.And Connor poor poor Connor I followed you around for a while to and I had my 6th grader friends with me so it was double trouble.But of corse I always had asia with me.It was funny because we would be sitting outside and I would run over to you and say hi and bother you.Asia would always say LEAVE CONNOR ALONE and I never lisend. lol And Julie she would have to constintly chase me away from her and DeElla. lol :) But now I understand you guys and how you can HATE 6TH GRADERS SO MUCH AND I NOW CAN SEE HOW MR.KURBY DISLIKES THERE LESSER EXPERINCE. DIPS HEAD THANK YOU FOR READING THIS MOONSTAR AND......WHAT EVER CONNORS WARRIOR NAME IS.


CONNOR MAKE A WARRIOR NAME UP FOR YOURSELF :)

...Only the following picture can describe my feelings right now

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...... my mom seems to think this is hilarious

Tell your mom she is funny and awsome

frack I GOT SWITCH TO MR,KRUGARS CLASS AND ITS ALL 6TH GRADERS EXEPT MAX AND MAX I A BOY I AM THE ONLY 7TH GRADE GIRL NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISS THE AWSOMENESS OF KURBY



THAT WAS KINDA RANDOM

Lol connor lol your funny but did you understand it and or read it.

THAT MADE NO SENCE CONNOR YOU UNDERSTAND? lol idk I just had to type like that

Lol you guys are funny :) :p lol Ha but what if I fly away from the bottle

hey man! you have an awesome icon!

Hello, fanart central users. Look at your icon, now back to mine, now back at yours, now BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped using demon/human wolf things and switched to Discord, it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Equestria with the draconequis your icon could look like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it. It’s a letter from Derpy, with tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. Look again, the tickets are now cotton candy clouds. Anything is possible when your icon is the god of chaos. I’m on an Alicorn. *My little pony, my little pony~*

by the way, hes a half demon DOG. not WOLF. :/

Love it that was funny

.3.

It was red in both my 7th and 8th grade pictures. It was blondish in 6th grade though

WELL AMBER WAS RIGHT THEN :P NO FAIR :) Amber also got me sick because we were down a MHL and we were hanging out and screameing at random people on the playground we were on the hill hideing lol.But she gave me a cold today in math I got randomly dizzy and I was alreddy siting down.I felt bad all day I was fracking dizzy for the rest of 5th and 6th period it was realy hard for me to do my work I felt like sleeping my nose was plugged I dont wanna go to school monday if this cold keeps up. HOW WAS YOUR DAY IVY shoot I keep doing caps sorry its habbit

Step one: Try not to be so self-conscious
Two: Shift your weight into your haunches
Three: Give a leap into the air and
Four: Just forget your parents are both dead!

WTF IS THIS THE WARRIOR CATS?

Chin up! Even if you're not adopted
It's not because you are unwanted
But it might help if you were magic
Not just a boring ugly pink earth pony who nopony will ever love because you're unworthy

WERE THE frack ARE YOU GETTING THESE?

I guss that was a little harsh what i ment was that was a sad poem

It's a song. From a video. It's supposed to be funny

Well if I herd it correcly and not from type I might understand it better u have link

Go on YouTube and search "my little pony friendship is witchcraft"

OH BOY HERE WE GO I LOVE THE SERISE OF IT ITS FUNNY AND AND WHAT EPISODE

MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS WITCHCRAFT
WITCHCRAFT
WITCHCRAFT
NOT MAGIC
WITCHCRAFT

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!
Why I hate being touched! I already told you about the whole hug-rejection thing in elementary school, but no, that's not it.
I have always been extremely ticklish. When I was little, I was tickled against my will by many various people and though I laughed, I loathed every minute of it. And to this day I cringe whenever I come in contact with another human being.
AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE.

Lol ivy what hug thing and MR. GABLE SAYS HI IVY I SAW HIM TODAY I TOLD HIM YOU MISS HIM.

You mean Mr. GAMBLE, dear. And thank you. He IS the best teacher ever....

I know right he says you were diffrent

like you wernt like anyone at school i mean he probly ment weird um ivy did you die your hair back then

in 3rd grade? wtf no. But he has seen me somewhat recently

oh ok read the one i just posted lol it explaines everything we were talking about

??? do tell

because we were talking and i was like yeah ivy says hi and she misses you and she is one of my best friends now.Mr. GaMble said yeah she was diffrent but she did it on purpus I said yeah I agree well thats Ivy for ya.He said you were your hats back then. he also said that he remmbers you and you were one of his best students.

Of COURSE I was. And I think you misunderstood him. I had weird colored hair and a hat the LAST TIME I saw him, not in 3rd grade. AND CONNOR, MY APOLOGIES FOR DOING THIS ON YOUR PROFILE. SHE STARTED IT.

WAIT WHAT what did you have in 3erd grade and amber says you had blond hair in 6th and 8th grade lol i told her it was brown lol

Uhh I said 3rd grade because that's when I was in Mr. Gamble's class and that's what I thought you meant by "back then". I didn't start dying my hair or wearing hats until middle school. My hair used to be blond but got darker as I got older, then I dyed it red and it was all over.

Ivy Amber says you hair was blond in the school year book picture from "Last Year" Your 8th grade Year

(Befor you died it) WHY THE frack DID YOU DIE YOUR HAIR YOU SHOULD OF DIED IT WHEN IT WAS BLOND. sorry for caps lock

Wait what? Dude I was a little kid when it was blond. Last time I checked, little kids don't have the authority to choose their hair color.

I did :)

SHUT UP CONNOR ITS ALL IVY FALT ITS ALL IVYS FALT lol jk anyway ivy i ran into mrs.copeland she said she remmbers you and you were a good kid :) wow I think everyone loved you at MHL

Wait, what? Mrs. Copeland?? But in 5th grade, she was always yelling at me for jumping fences and running where I wasn't supposed to.....

Lol she sure remmberd you Ivy.And yes her I only ran into her because I live right down the street from her.She asked me how you were doing.And that when you were there you were um hhhhmmmm.....whats the word um....you were always a wonder when you were there if that makes sence.Byt then she said you were aa good kid and she missed you.

You're JUST figuring this out? Darling, I WAS Meredith Hill. You ask any teacher there, they'll remember me and have good things to say about me. I guarantee it. Now I'm starting to see why I'm so fond of that school and you aren't..... At MH, I was beloved. HA HA HA okay that was uncalled for.

Hey I so am remmberd there ivy and ivy my mom is kicking me off the computer talk to you tommorow sorry ivy its all my moms falt by Ivy&Connor

lol ivy lol

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ;_;

THIS IS A ROBBERY.

lol ivy yours was better then my shnana one lol

Oh HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO GET OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE!! "SNAPS FINGERS" LOL JK :)

Hey what's the name of the schoolteacher on MLP? Is that Cheerilee??

Eyup

Hmm.... maybe I should try my hand at DiscordXCelestia art.... hmm......

I LOVE DISCORD NOW HE SO frackING AWSOME

A late response, and I've already told you over the phone several times, buuut...

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Just watched it. OMFG.
1: I loved that part with Big Mac. What was he, a ground dog?
2: Rainbow Dash looks kind of awesome in black and white. Just sayin.
3: Discord = awesomeness. I was actually kinda sad to see him turned into stone.

I know I just saw it I agree I think big mac was a dog

I feel like saying something to you on here, but I have no idea what. So..... uh...... SOMETHING.
There. I said it.

Something to you too, my friend. Something to you too.

Okay, so I know you told me not to spoil anything, but I need to at least tell you about these details:
1) Only the first episode plays within the next two days, so prepare to be left with a cliffhanger
2) Luna isn't in it-- at least the first one-- but she is mentioned by Celestia
3) For reasons you will find obvious, Pinkie Pie says the term "chocolate rain" several times. This was clearly made as an opportunity for bronies.

Oh and 4) The theme isn't any different

DAMMIT, IT STILL HASN'T BEEN UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE

GOTTA KEEP REFRESHING! GOTTA KEEP REFRESHING!

OH GOD I FOUND IT, I FOUND IIIIIT

I have discovered Hitalia. I have a vague memory of you yelling me about it, now I've gone and discovered it myself.

.... no wait... HETALIA not hitalia.
Explains why it was so hard to find on YouTube.....

...Oh, I have long since changed my mind about Hetalia. I now think it's only okay, but you can keep watching. Not my cuppa tea anymore, but it has a huge fandom. You might like it.

O. M. F. G.
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC IS GOD.
I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW.
And I need to learn how to play the accordion.

Who is WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

I already told you, Savannah. USE THAT LITTLE WALNUT-SIZED BRAIN OF YOURS AND REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU

Hey! I dont have a pea sized brain ivy.Hmmmmmmmmm.Which days was it now the one were I had to tell my mom and her boyfriend what auto toon was? Am I right I think I remmber.b

Yes, it was that one. And I did not say your brain was the size of a pea. I said it was the size of a walnut. Walnuts are MUCH bigger than peas.

FACEPALM IVY sigh ok walnut what ever I aint dumb. and ok

Actually, I was implying that you are no dumber than a dinosaur. So in a way i's sort of a compliment.

IVY!! AH nevermind FACEPALM you dont get it do you? sigh do you want be 2 explan it?

Excuse me, but since when are you the one that explaims things to me?
I'M MESSING WITH YOUR MIND
WHICH IS EASY TO MESS WITH
BECAUSE IT'S THE SIZE OF A WALNUT

Ivy? your creeeping me out.

Try that sentence again with correct grammar.

Ok Ivy? You creeping me out. Hows that?

*YOU'RE creeping me out

JEEEEEEZ

GET OFFA MY LAWN, YOU CRAZY KIDS

Lol connor :) your funny.

YOU'RE funny.
Not your, YOU'RE.

Connor I have a qustion for u why is pinky die creepy

Whats the diffrence Ivy?And I thank you guys for trting to help me with my bad spelling :) my grammer has gotten better.Well thats what all my teachers say to me :) I give you guys most of the credit.

...She just is. She's Pinkie Pie.

How so connor? And did you see the first episode of the 2 Season 2? I SAW IT AND IT WAS AWSOME an Ivy is right it does have to with yummy rain and she does say something about luna.LUNA THE CAT.lol jk Luna is my fave pony ever.

...SHE JUST. IS. SHE IS PINKIE PIE. WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?

no kinda IDK why did they think zicora was creepy?

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

IN FACT I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER CALLING

But... but....

SILENCE

:'(

Why don't you just go talk to your new best friend, Weird Al? YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE

I thought the fact that we're both Weird Al fans would bring us closer together, not tear us farther apart.....

<8'C

I mean walking. Walking on the sun.

Dammit, Ivy. You ruined it. WE HAD A PERFECT THING GOIN' ON AND YOU RUINED IT.

I have dishonored the Yankovic. Oh, the shame

POLKA POWER

TELL ME WHAT 'YA WANT WHAT 'YA REALLY REALLY WANT

you might as well be living on the sun.....

Connor I was on Ivys profile and saw that you were sick. That realy sucks dude :( I hope you get better soon.

Aww you poor thing :C and my apologies for missing your call. Im afraid I will be unable to talk tonight

SUP

"Apple Bloom" -- a MLP/Coraline Crossover Fanfic. Read it.

I've heard of it before, mostly on Equestria Daily. I should really get around to checking it out.

Hmm. Well I just stumbled upon it while looking at MLP crossovers in search of Hunchback of Notre Dame

who is apple bloom?

And don't you dare ask who Applejack and Big Macintosh are, because we already went over that.

Who is apple bloom?

...I just told you. Applejack and Big Macintosh's little sister.

Applejack and Big Macintosh's little sister

Oh ok :)what does she look like?

Lemme get a pic. Hold on.

I just realized. The pic I'm working on of Disney villains as ponies creates an alternate universe in which Fluttershy and Frollo are compatible without any bestiality involved. I HEREBY DEEM THEM "FROLLOSHY"

I do believe I've almost gotten Mitchie into MLP

You go me into my little pony now thanks connor and ivy

Excellent... excellent indeed. KEEP TRYIN'

YOU'RE MAKIN' PROGRESS

She's been asking me things like what channel it's on, and commenting that Applejack is a cool name.... So I do believe I'm close

Hannah Montana's wearing MY JEANS!!!

OMG SHE IS IVY WOW LOL

...N-no, she meant like in the song- ...Y'know what, nevermind.

I know connor brock dub I know

Don't jack my swag, Ivy.

ASHLEY TISDALE'S WEARIN' MAH JEANS

KEKE PALMER'S WEARING MAH JEANS

I just can't believe she wore those jeans like me

hello there.

...Hello there

how's it going?

...Goin' good

whos ur fave pony?

ANSWER NOW