Chapter 2 - Sonic's MP3 fiasco (funny and really random)

Just some random idea I had one day while listening to some Sonic songs on my MP3 player.

Knuckles is storming around Angel Island attempting to vent some anger over Sonic's latest visit. Trust me, you don't want to know what he did.

Knuckles: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!! SONIC, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

Knuckles storms off in a random direction, punching everything in his path. He continues like this for a ways, then trips.

Knuckles: Oof! What the heck did I trip on? Hey, it's Sonic's MP3 player.

Anger forgotten, Knuckles decides to see what Sonic is listening to. Short attention span, huh?

Knuckles: Let's see... *browsing songs while attempting to find ears to put earbuds into* How the heck can I listen if I don't have ears?!

Suddenly, there is a large crash on the other side of the island. Knuckles runs to see what it is, MP3 player still clenched in his hand.

The Tornado has crashed on the island, and Tails is getting out of it. He looks slightly dazed

Knuckles: Hey, Tails! Why'd ya crash on my island?

Tails: A bug hit my delicate propeller and broke it. What's that you're holding?

Knuckles: *looks down* Oh, this? It's Sonic's MP3 player. He left it after his next visit. I wanted to see what he's listening to, but I can't find my ears!

Tails: Here, I have a speaker here. Just plug that there... and done! Now we can both hear! You know, you can tell a lot about someone by the music they like.

Knuckles: Really?

They turn on the MP3 player again and start browsing the songs.

Knuckles: Let's see... Swedish rap: boring. Barbie Girl? Sounds like something Shadow would listen to... Hey! I've never heard Sonic's theme song! Why don't we start there?

Tails: Me neither. Okay, let's go! *presses play*

MP3 player/speaker: [/i]
Well, I don't show off, don't criticize
I'm just livin' by my own feelings
And I won't give in, won't compromise
I just only have a steadfast heart of gold..[/i]

Tails: Hm... Not bad.

I don't know why, I can't leave though it might be tough\
But I ain't out of control, just livin' by my word
Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason
I got my way, my own way

Knuckles: I like my theme song better. Can we fast forward? *Knuckles grabs the player*

It doesn't matter now what happens I will never give up the fight
There is no way I will run away from all of my frights
Long as the voice inside me says go, I will always keep on runni-*click*
Knuckles has turned off the player. Both him and Tails have rather odd expressions on their faces.

Both: SONIC HEARS VOICES?!

Later... After everyone is informed of the new development...

Amy: NOOOOOOOO!! My love is crazy!!! *goes to cry in a corner*

Tails: And all this time I idolized him... *goes to join Amy*

Shadow: Toldja there was something wrong with him.

Knuckles: And that's coming from someone who listens to "Barbie Girl".

Shad: Uh, um... I told you, that was a dare! *shifty eyes*

Knuckles: Whatever.

Amy and Tails together: Look! Sonic's coming up the path!

Everyone suddenly gets nervous and slightly uncomfortable.

Sonic: Hey everyone!

Everyone: Um, hi?

Sonic: What's with all of the weird looks? Did you guys trash my chili dog collection again?

Amy: *bursts into tears again*

Tails: *runs away*

Shadow: ...

Knuckles: *speaking slowly and clearly* Sonic, we have something to discuss. Will you talk with me?

Sonic: Sure... What's up with your voice?

Knuckles: *still speaking like Sonic is retarded* Sonic, it has come to our attention that-

Shadow: *totally interrupts* Dude, are you crazy or not?

Sonic: Wha?

Knuckles: We heard it in your theme song Sonic. How long have you been hearing these voices?

Sonic: What voices?

Knuckles pulls out the MP3 player that is still connected to the speaker. He turns on Sonic's theme

Knuckles: Okay, it's right about here...

Sonic: *listens*

Shadow: So?

Sonic: Guys, I'm not crazy. I don't hear voices. That's just talking about my conscience or something to that effect.

Tails and Amy: *come running back faster than Sonic* SO YOU'RE NOT PSYCO?

Sonic: Um, no.

T+A: YAYSIES!!! *start dancing*

Shadow: Darn. Thought I'd finally have an excuse to get rid of you. *teleports away*

Knuckles: Oops.

Sonic: Now what's this about Shadow and Barbies?

Knuckles: *evil grin* *begins to gossip*

T+A: *dance themselves into oblivion*

THE END
Author's notes: Well, if you were looking for something rather random to read, this certainly counts. And now, for the FAQ!

Q: What're all these references to Shadow and Barbie Girl?
A: That's a reference to my friend's hilarious fic: "Shadow Barbie Girl". If you want to read it (and it's good and funny), go here: http://www.fanart-central.net/story-27791.html

Q: Where did you get the idea for this?
A: I told you, I was listening to some Sonic music and got the idea from that.

Q: Did you just make up these questions?
A: Yes. There was no one to review it before I put it up so I made them up to clarify a few things in the story.

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