Chapter 2 - Lack of Ramen? Or Lack of Common Sense?

They had all stopped off at the local Wal-mart when Naruto joined them (if Naruto was already there, then pretend I'm just crazy...wait, I am crazy!).

"HEY GUYS!!"

Panda whacked Naruto in the head. "Shut up, and turn off the caps lock for once in your pathetic life..."

"Itai, Panda-chan..."

Gaara and the others ignored Naruto, walking into the double doors of the most evil place in the known world: Walmart.

"Hi! Welcome to Walmart," said an overly cheery old woman. Her smile decreased several molars when Gaara and Sasuke sent twin death glares her way. She squeaked, and scampered off. Panda quickly joined them.

"What happened to Naruto," asked Yami and Bakura at the same time (eerie...).

"I kicked him into the subway, that's what happened to him," she replied flatly as she crossed her arms over her chest. Gaara, Seto, Yami, Panda, Neji, and Sasuke browsed the aisles, keeping a lookout for anyone else they knew. Bakura had wandered off, muttering something about pie, while Yuki and Kyo went to the fish and cheese display.

"Hey guys!"

"Naruto, how'd you get out of the subway so fast," questioned Seto.

"I walked..."

They all sighed, and Naruto ran ahead to the soup aisle. It was quiet for a blissful three seconds before a shriek tore through the air.

"THE RAMEN'S GONE!!!!"

Panda sighed. "And a nice day has been transformed into a mad search for ramen."

"It seems so," said Sasuke and Neji.

The group gave a collective sigh and walked over to the cowering lump called Naruto. Panda Stared down at the sobbing teen, and kicked him.

"Baka, just go to HEB. They're having a sale: Buy ten get twenty free."

Naruto looked up, wiping tears from his eyes.

"Really?"

"Yes, really," said Yami.

The group suddenly flinched as Naruto's cheer burst their eardrums. Naruto tore off, while Panda and the others stared.

"Wow...can anyone say lack of common sense?"

"Yeah...it was kinda obvious that HEB had ramen the entire time...they were advertising all week..." said Seto.

Bakura walked up, shopping cart filled with pie. "I'm finished shopping if you are," he said, as Kyo and Yuki ran by, Yuki beating Kyo over the head with a leek and a bag of miso.

Gaara and Panda wandered off, while Sasuke and Neji left the store, shaking their heads in disgust. Panda and Gaara grabbed some candy, and paid, leaving the others in the store to sort out the randomness of their lives. That left Yami and Seto to try and convince Bakura to buy only one pie.

"Bakura, you can't have that much pie, or else you'll become disgustingly overweight," said Seto bluntly. Bakura sighed.

"Silly Seto, only after you have sat with pie will you have gained the wisdom of pie."

"Kaiba is right, Bakura, pie will make you fat," said Yami as he pushed the cart back to the pastry section. The other two followed.

"Pie doesn't punish those who believe in the Pie God," said Bakura in a sage voice. Yanmi and Seto stared.

"Pie God? Bakura, are you insane?"

"Maybe..." Bakura said, kicking at the imaginary dirt on the floor in shame. Seto groaned.

"Stop talking about pie," he said, "It makes me feel queasy just thinking about it..."

"Yes! The Pie God is punishing another non-believer! Praise the Pastry Jesus!!"

Once again, Yami and Seto stared.

"You're a freak."

Bakura smiled. "Yes I am!"

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