Chapter 1 - Gang Names

W Academy, one of the best academies in Japan. "Where dudes and dykes can be"--heh, at least that's what the dudes say. In W Academy the students are split into two different groups, both by their gender.

"How dare they! What happen to freedom--our freedom!? Keeping us locked away from the beautiful babes--er I mean peeps. Yeah...peeps...hehe." a black hair guy always shouts. His friends just sweatdrop and remind him that it's only temporary. The students do get to see each other, but only in class, lunch, and their free-time--including the wild parties. But the guy still gets upset by those rules. That guy who I'm mentioning is the leader--and conceded guy--of his group, Shin.

Shin has grey eyes that matches his black hair. Flawless skin that goes perfectly with his body of a God--least that's what he thinks. Spending 10 minutes in front of his mirror while singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts". Doing body poses while touching himself. His last room-mate got so freaked out when Shin was doing that he jumped out of his window, sending him plundering to his death. Hahaha, yeah. Poor kid. Luckily for Shin, he can now have his own room while the rest of the students have to share. "Heh. My sexiness saves me again~"








"Okay class, time to turn in your homewor--Shin, why are you shirtless?" His teacher asked, crossing her arms. The whole class turned to Shin who was actually shirtless. His chest was showing. The girls were practically drooling over him.

"Well Ms. Keen, what had happen was that I was actually getting ready to put on that hideous--er I mean--nice shirt, but somehow it ripped. HUGE tear from the backside. I'm talking about a lion clawing that thing! I even have proof of that incident!" Shin opened his backpack--taking out 3 bottles of hair gel that he carries everywhere with him--and took out one of the shirt's button. "And that's what was left of that white blouse." He bowed his head, faking a tear.

Ms. Keen stared at Shin with an impassive face, "Shin" she spoke calmly, "You have detention."

"What!?" He shouted, standing up and slamming his hands onto the table, "How dare you! Do you even have any idea who the hell your messing with!? I'm Shin! Perfect body! Perfect hair! Big Dick!"

"And you'll soon won't have neither if you don't sit your butt back down boy!" Ms. Keen barked back, snapping her fingers.

Shin quickly sat down and cowered to the evil Ms. Keen. She smirked in victory and continued with the lesson.






"Oooh~ Someone got in trouble~ Haha~!"

"STFU Ruki!" He said annoyed. Ruki stopped speaking, but snickered from behind. Shin let out a sigh.

Ruki is Shin's homeboy--pal--amigo--best friend. Ruki is also a lady's man. He has spiky dark green hair with a pair of blue goggles that always was on top of his head. Grey eyes and also had a sexy body. Ruki is also Shin's next door room-mate in the Boy's dorm and P.E. Partner. You could say that both guys were tight.

"Hey Leader, the members assembles back in the dorm for your special meeting. Let's go there already before you-know-who throws a fit." Ruki laughed. Shin grunted in reply, but none-the-less went back to the rooms.






"There you frackin are! Heh. Thought I would save to send out a search party for you. Did you get lost, Narcissus?" Shero--a purple hair guy that has been Shin's enemy since Middle-School--mocked.

Shin glared, ready to thrash out to the guy, but Ruki held him back. "Don't do it man." Shin mumbled unintelligently under his breath, leaving the other guy with a smirk.

"Okay group--and Shero" Shin began, "I've called you all up here because I think it's time that our group has a new name. From this day forward, we'll be known as 'Bros and Hoes'. Ruki and I being the bros and Teruki and Shero being our hoes." He grinned.

"Oh hell no!" Shero hollered out, getting up from his chair, "I ain't being no hoe! Your must be frackin stupid Shin! I think we should have our group name being 'Bloody Mary', you being the Mary and me beating the shoot out of you to spill the blood!"

"You know what Shero! Your just jealous that I'm much sexier then you! I could ACTUALLY get a date while you have to mate with your Teddy Bear Mr. Woof-woof!" Shin accused, popping his hand in front of Shero's face.

"Better watch what you say fag! I'll go Kung-fu on your @$$!" Shero barked, cracking his knuckles.

"Oh no. I'm scared." Shin pretend to tremble then burst into laugher.

"frackER!" Shero rammed his fist at Shin, but Teruki caught is easily and smiled, "Don't do it. Violence isn't the answer."

"Let go Teruki! This is between me and Narcissus over there!" Shero hissed. Teruki shook his head and pulled his short--shorter than him at least--friend into an embrace. Ruki bursted into tears at the scene from laughter.





"Now, are we all under control?" Teruki asked pleasantly with a small smirk upon his face. Shin and Shero was turned the opposite side with their arms crossed, pouting.

"Let's continue this foocha meeting already," Shero grumbled under his breath, still facing east. Teruki and Ruki let out a chuckle, making Shin smile a bit, "Okay then."





"Pika Piku CHUUUUUUUUUUUU~" Teruki poked Shin and started to make buzzing noised for the thunder effect.

"What the frack...?" Shin slapped Teru's hand away, "We're not going to be called 'Pika Pika' Teruki."

"Awww, but why Shin-kun~!?" Teruki whined, hugging Shin, "It's a cute name~"

"That's the problem you baka!" Shin pushed Teruki away and threw his hands up into the air, "We do not want a cute name! We need a cool one! Something awesome! Something power! Something like--"

"Unicorns~!" Teruki squealed, earning him a whack behind his head, "NO!"

"Waaaaaaaaah~!" Teruki ran to Ruki and cried on his shoulder. Ruki made a weird face, but none-the-less let Teru cry on his shoulder, "There...there?" he patted the boy's shoulder, unsure what else to do.

Teruki rose up with a kawaii smile, "Arigato Ruki-kun~" he kissed Riku's cheek. Shero tried his best to hold back a laugh when he saw the grassy green teen blushing.




"Tornado Air-strikers~!"

"Agitated Screams of Maggots!"

"Fire Blast!"

"Pee Wee's Playhouse! Power Rangers Ninja Storm! Hiyaa~! Hey Digimon! Hey Digimon~! Like a cookay~! Like a cookay~!" Teruki danced, receiving weird stared from his friends.

"Du frack!? You high!?" they asked. Teruki just giggled and started to roll on the carpet. A small plastic bag with some sort of red powder fell from his pocket. Ruki picked it up and made a conclusion, "You guys, I think Teruki got high from snorting Kool-Aid."

The 3 guys nodded and looked at the poor kid licking the floor, thinking it was chocolate.





The 4 teens were outside in the Campus's park, still trying to think of the gang name.

"I still say it should be 'Bros and Hoes'" Shin murmured, making Shero get an anime vein. He huffed, but loosened when he got a brilliant idea--evil.

"Heh. I think your right Narcis--er Shin" Shero began. Shin's ears perked up and the three teens stared at Shero as if he was crazy. "We should be 'Bros and Hoes'--"

"Er thanks--"

"--but I suggest that you first lose a few pounds, FATTY!" Shero sneered.

Teruki and Ruki's jaw dropped.

Fatty, fatty, fatty, FATSO

Those words echoed in Shin's mind. Ringing his ears. He clenched his teeth and fists. Pissed as frack.

"W-what did you say!?" Shin screamed, shooting his right hand at Shero with his right index finger pointing at the purple hair teen.

"You heard me FATASS!" Shero smirked, "Or else do I need to spell it for you. F-A-T-A-S-S! Fatass!"

"SHUT UP! YOU SHUT THE frack UP! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! I'M PERFECT! I HAVE NO FLAWS! I HAVE A GOD-LIKE BODY! I'M BRONZE! GOLD! SILVER! YOUR COPPER! A FILTHY PEASANT! YOUR NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!" Shin roared.

"Shin. I think you should--" Teruki approached the cracked teen, but ended up being slammed to the ground.

"YOU DIE TOO dog! ALL OF YOU!" Shin has lost it. Teruki ended up sobbing on the ground. Shero didn't look like he cared. Ruki...well...he was video-taping the scene.





Shin was breathing hard. Face was all red and he was trembling. Sweat dripped from his forehead to his eyes, stinging them.

"You done yet, Shin?" Ruki asked when he turned off the video-camera device.

Pant. Pant. "Y-yeah." Shin answered, then let out a loud sigh, "I'm good." Ruki smiled at his best friend and hit his back playfully. Shin grinned then looked at Teruki who was still on the pavement, sobbing. He felt disgusted with himself for what he said to Teruki. Teru-chan didn't really did anything wrong to deserve such a rude response. Shin bended down to the tearing teen, "Look man. Sorry for what I said earlier. All of those sayings were meant for Shero, not you. Gomen."

Teruki looked up at Shin with red blood-shot eyes, but beamed at him, "Tis okay Shin-kun~" Squeezed the black hair teen. Shin grunted, but held back.

"Aw. Such a touchie scene. I'm gonna cry." Shero faked a tear.

"Dick." Shin mouthed. Shero rolled his eyes.

"Teruki, I'm gonna give you the power to name the gang. You can now choose." Shin stated. Teru gaped, "AI~! ARIGATO SHIN-KUN~! WE'RE NOW THE PIKA-PIKA SQUAD! WHEE~!" Teru ran around the park, while squealing and shouting the name. Shero silently followed behind his friend, leaving Shin and Ruki behind.

"You did a good thing man. Proud of you." Ruki uttered, elbowing his bud.

"I guess." Shin exhaled, "Now we're known as Pika-Pika."

"Such a gay name." Ruki crackled.

"Yeah, but it's ours~"

You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment