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Chapter 1 - The Nothing Show

This is a show where the Harry Potter gang talk about NOTHING! My friends wrote this I just typed it. So thank them, not me. Thank me too, do that. Email me at uchihaness@yahoo.com ok? Ok. Now that we're on the same page here.....on to the story.

Chapter 1 - The Nothing Show

Chapter 1 - The Nothing Show
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Hi! My name is Harry, uhh…..Harry, Harry, Line!!
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Oh right its Potter, Potter. Harry Potter. Wait, are you sure? I look more like a Bob to me! Oh anyway, I have this bestest best friend in the whole widest world who I always, I…I mean NEVER forget! Yeah…yeah, that's good. His name is……uhhhhhhh, oh yeah it's, no, that's not it. Wait…is this friend a boy or a girl? *<b>dun dun dun</b><b>*</b>
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Ron: It's Ron Weasley, you idiot! And yes, I'm a boy for Dumbledore's sake!
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Dumbledore: Wait…yeah, you Weasley person, are you SURE you're a boy????
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Harry: ….Ok…that was random. Oh I remember now! It's Ro…no wait, that's not right. Hey! Wait a second, it's all coming back to me now! Her name is Hermione Granger. She…
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Ron: No, No, NO YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
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Harry: <b>gasps</b><b>* </b>You just SWORE! AND AT ME! OF ALL PEOPLE YOU <b>HAD </b>TO SWEAR AT <b>ME?! </b>
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Ron: Repeat my name with me now: Ron…Weasley. Got that?
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Harry: Oh right! How could I forget him? I see him…like…every day…well…except he died, yeah. Because he was protecting me because I'm more important right now…you dig? Well...of course you dig. Yo?
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Ron: Yo H-Dog. Ya got it all wrong. It is RON WEASLEY!!!!!!!!
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Harry: Oh, of course, Is it even POSSIBLE for me to not remember this?!
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Mrs. Weasley: <b>cough</b> Yes!
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Ron: Plug your bloody pie hole ma! He's on the verge of mentioning ME!!!!
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Mrs. Weasley: Don't you BACKSASS yo momma like that, ya dig?
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Harry: Anyway, it's now time to mention my bestest best friend in the whole widest world name in front of the entire…….
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Ron: Just mention me already, for bloody hell!
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Harry: Okay, his name is….
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Dumbledore: It's now time for all students to report to the dormitories!
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Ron: NOOOOOOOO! COME ON, 10 MORE MINUTES! PLEEEEEEEE(z)
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Dumbledore: It's gonna take him a millennium for him to finish a WORD.
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Harry: Well, that's all the time we have today here on the Nothing Show where we talk about…can you believe it…NOTHING! You'd think a guy who faced that sissy “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named” (yeah SURE) would be more exciting. This commercial broadcast was brought to you by Harry….uhh, Harry….Harry…OMG I FORGOT MY NAME AGAIN! Line!
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A/N: My friends made this script I just typed it and added some parts. Byakugan_Sharingan and Co.
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Byakugan_Sharingan on June 5, 2006, 11:36:09 AM

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Byakugan_SharinganPlease ignore these stupid stupid lines. FAC SUX!