Chapter 1 - The shit list!

I've been turned into a baby,



I've been tackled by cannon,



I've been made a teddy bear by myn,



I've been forced to join a cult by bobin,



I've become an apprentice of neeras



I've been lit on fire by leafer as well as been made fun of for fighting with leafer,



I've been attacked by penguars, and pookie



I've been tied to a tree over a pit of rabid fangirls by bunnie,



I've been attacked by fangirls, fanguys -.-, and by some guy in a pie suit,


I've had basil shoved down my throat and up my nose



I've been hit with pie, cookies, cake, a stick, rocks, and A Japanese umbrella



I've been crushed by boulders and a tree



I've been killed brought back to life then killed again,



I've been locked in the safe room with the benches and fangirls,



I've gotten poked, glomped, hugged, smacked, bitten, had my finger broken and hand bitten off, my cough has been cut of like 50 times and put back on.



I've had my ears stolen by leafer,



I've been beaten with sticks, rocks, a 2X4, a bat, a chair



I've been put into a dress, bunny suit, bear suit, lobster suit,



I've been changed into a girl and a bishi by bobin



I've hade my sanity stolen and gained again



My revenge has been ruined many times by neera >.>



I've lost all my clothes, I was dragged away by fangirls



I've been drugged by racconip and fangirl punch



I've been turned into a rabbit and chibi



I've been huggled



I've had my glomps reversed into flomps and I've missed completely



I've been latched onto by fangirls bobin and neera



I've been thrown out of a tower and landed on



I've been sat upon



I've been shocked, leashed, muzzled



I've been dragged by the tail



I've been forced to be a cheerleader by bunnie



I've been pounced on



I've been forced to eat laxatives



I've had cement poured to my feet hands, mouth taped shut and force fed gum

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