Chapter 2 - Bumpkinland
Submitted July 24, 2010 Updated July 24, 2010 Status Complete | This is a Wizard of Oz parody that features a wacky mascot.
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Chapter 2 - Bumpkinland
Chapter 2 - Bumpkinland
(This sketch is now in color)
Larry & the police car land in a strange place called Bumpkinland,
full of hicks & yokels. Larry struggles to get out of the police car
until a dude magically appears & helps him get out of the car as well
as making the handcuffs disappear.
LARRY: Why thank you! Who are you?
NORTH: I am Pro Fan, the Warlock of the North. And we thank you!
LARRY: Why?
NORTH: Because you saved the Bumpkins from the evil Treasure Hunt
Witch, the Game Show Witch of the East!
The Bumpkins came & congratulated Larry as they did a song & dance
number. In one part of the number, three small lumberjacks sing...
TRIO: We represent the Lollypop Guild.
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.
And in the name of The Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Bumpkinland!
Just then, a smoke of fire appears as the Bumpkins run for cover.
There was another wicked witch!
LARRY: I thought you said she was dead.
NORTH: That was her sister. This is Just Men!, the Game Show Witch
of the West & she's worse than the other one was.
GS WITCH: Who killed Treasure Hunt, the Witch of the East? Did you
KLUNK her with that police car?
LARRY: No it was an accident.
GS WITCH: Well I can cause accidents too.
NORTH: You have no power here, be gone! Before a police car drops
on you.
GS WITCH: Very well. Just stay out of my way, just try. I'll get
you my pretty! (CACKLING)
She disappears in a puff of smoke!
Larry & the police car land in a strange place called Bumpkinland,
full of hicks & yokels. Larry struggles to get out of the police car
until a dude magically appears & helps him get out of the car as well
as making the handcuffs disappear.
LARRY: Why thank you! Who are you?
NORTH: I am Pro Fan, the Warlock of the North. And we thank you!
LARRY: Why?
NORTH: Because you saved the Bumpkins from the evil Treasure Hunt
Witch, the Game Show Witch of the East!
The Bumpkins came & congratulated Larry as they did a song & dance
number. In one part of the number, three small lumberjacks sing...
TRIO: We represent the Lollypop Guild.
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.
And in the name of The Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Bumpkinland!
Just then, a smoke of fire appears as the Bumpkins run for cover.
There was another wicked witch!
LARRY: I thought you said she was dead.
NORTH: That was her sister. This is Just Men!, the Game Show Witch
of the West & she's worse than the other one was.
GS WITCH: Who killed Treasure Hunt, the Witch of the East? Did you
KLUNK her with that police car?
LARRY: No it was an accident.
GS WITCH: Well I can cause accidents too.
NORTH: You have no power here, be gone! Before a police car drops
on you.
GS WITCH: Very well. Just stay out of my way, just try. I'll get
you my pretty! (CACKLING)
She disappears in a puff of smoke!