Chapter 1 - It's The Witch!
Submitted August 23, 2012 Updated August 23, 2012 Status Complete | Parody of It's The Wolf (Cattanooga Cats) where Wambsy won $10K on The Price Is Right. And our evil mascot tries to rob the sheep.
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Chapter 1 - It's The Witch!
Chapter 1 - It's The Witch!
Wambsy comes from TPIR with a check for $10,000!
Coming from The Price Is Right, Wambsy had won $10,000 on Grand Game!
WAMBSY: Oh joy, oh joy! Wait'll Bustle Hound finds out what's in the
bank account.
Just then, the evil mascot is disguised as a banker.
BANKER: Here, let me deposit this check for you, dearie (small cackle).
She takes the check away & Wambsy grabs it back.
WAMBSY: Hey, I got my own bank.
MASCOT: Well, my bank is better, let me have it.
WAMBSY: I don't think you're a banker. Maybe you're a lassie from
Tallahassee. Or maybe you're a turkey who took the wrong turn at
Alberquerque. Uh, uh, I know who that is? IT'S THE WITCH! IT'S THE
WITCH!
The Witch chases Wambsy and when she catches him & nabs the check,
someone uses a hook & reels her to Bustle Hound.
BUSTLE: Why don't you go back to Laff-A-Lympics where you belong.
WITCH: Would you believe I'm the Hooded Claw?
BUSTLE: I disagree & X gets this square!
Bustle uses the hook & yanks the mascot over the mountain!
WITCH: Savages!
She lands on the ground to get greeted by Magic Rabbit.
(BRACK!)
Coming from The Price Is Right, Wambsy had won $10,000 on Grand Game!
WAMBSY: Oh joy, oh joy! Wait'll Bustle Hound finds out what's in the
bank account.
Just then, the evil mascot is disguised as a banker.
BANKER: Here, let me deposit this check for you, dearie (small cackle).
She takes the check away & Wambsy grabs it back.
WAMBSY: Hey, I got my own bank.
MASCOT: Well, my bank is better, let me have it.
WAMBSY: I don't think you're a banker. Maybe you're a lassie from
Tallahassee. Or maybe you're a turkey who took the wrong turn at
Alberquerque. Uh, uh, I know who that is? IT'S THE WITCH! IT'S THE
WITCH!
The Witch chases Wambsy and when she catches him & nabs the check,
someone uses a hook & reels her to Bustle Hound.
BUSTLE: Why don't you go back to Laff-A-Lympics where you belong.
WITCH: Would you believe I'm the Hooded Claw?
BUSTLE: I disagree & X gets this square!
Bustle uses the hook & yanks the mascot over the mountain!
WITCH: Savages!
She lands on the ground to get greeted by Magic Rabbit.
(BRACK!)
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Falconlobo on August 23, 2012, 8:48:14 AM
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hehehhe random^^