Chapter 1 - BEGINNING!
Submitted February 2, 2007 Updated October 26, 2007 Status Complete | FUNNINESS
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Chapter 1 - BEGINNING!
Chapter 1 - BEGINNING!
This story is to make you laugh. I will gladly take suggestions. You can make them do carazay things. Plus to make it better... HANNIBAL ROY BEANHEAD DIES IN EVERY CHAPTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *coughcough* Sorry.
*The Xiaolin Warriors (That includes Dojo) walk into a dark room*
Omi: Something veeeeery strange is defenetly going up.
Rai: Down.
Omi: That too.
*Heylin...uh people walk in from opposite side*
Kimiko: Jack Spicer?! Wuya?! Chase Young?! Hannibal Bean?! Vlad?! Raksha?! Katnappe?! Dryis?! Tubbimorra?! Le Mime?! Cyclops?!
Rai: Do you, like, WRITE this stuff down?
Kimiko: *Hides notepad behind back* No.
Le Mime: *Waves hands around wildly*
Kim: Oh, you did NOT just say that to me! *Gets in fight with Le Mime*
Voice 1: Now miss Kimiko, we don't want any bloodshed on the stage, now do we?
Kim: *Stops fighting Le Mime* What? Who said that?
Clay: Stage? *Looks down* *Stomp stomp* *Echo* Hey, we ARE on a stage!
Voice 2: Of course you are you silly cowboy!
Dojo: The Voices! THEY'RE BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! SOMEONE HIDE ME!
All: ...
*Lights flash on, blinding everyone.*
All: GAH! *Cover eyes*
Voice 3: Uh, you can look now.
*Look at "The Voices". They are:
Voice 1-DrakeGirlandLuna (Me) a.k.a Drake, DrakeGirl, D.G.
Voice 2-Voltra_The_Lively (My best friend) a.k.a Voltra, V.
Voice 3-YukiX62 (My younger sister) a.k.a Yuki, Lynn.*
Jack: HA HA HA! Dojo you were scared by a group of girls! You're more lame that me! HA HA HA- wait that didn't come out right.
Omi: Honorable strangers, may you please tell us why we are here?
Me: You're here... for our enjoyment!
Chase: I am NOT someone's plaything.
Voltra: Yes you are.
Chase: No I'm not.
Voltra: Yes you are.
Chase: No I'm not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Not?
Chase: Are! *Blink blink* Dangit!
Le Mime: *Sign language* Ownage!
Chase: Stuff it, mime.
Me: Meanwhile back in reality...
Yuki: NOOO NOT THE REAL WORLD ANYTHING BUT THAT NOOOOOO!
Me: In OUR real world!
Yuki: Oh...
Me: And I call you my sister...
Wuya: Do we have any REAL purpose here?!
Voltra: Yes. You are here to amuse us, Hag-Face.
Le Mime: BURN!
Wuya: Shut up!
Le Mime: You shut up!
Both: Grrrrrrrrr...
Me: *Pokes at glass* Anyway YOU decide what happens. Yes YOU. Who else would I be talking to? And one more thing... *Takes out Scythe and slices Hannibal in half*
All: 0.o ...
Rai: YES THAT FREAK IS NOW DEAD!
...That was an interesting ending. Anyway people I need ideas. This story ain't gonna write itself! Or will it...?
~DrakeGirl~
*The Xiaolin Warriors (That includes Dojo) walk into a dark room*
Omi: Something veeeeery strange is defenetly going up.
Rai: Down.
Omi: That too.
*Heylin...uh people walk in from opposite side*
Kimiko: Jack Spicer?! Wuya?! Chase Young?! Hannibal Bean?! Vlad?! Raksha?! Katnappe?! Dryis?! Tubbimorra?! Le Mime?! Cyclops?!
Rai: Do you, like, WRITE this stuff down?
Kimiko: *Hides notepad behind back* No.
Le Mime: *Waves hands around wildly*
Kim: Oh, you did NOT just say that to me! *Gets in fight with Le Mime*
Voice 1: Now miss Kimiko, we don't want any bloodshed on the stage, now do we?
Kim: *Stops fighting Le Mime* What? Who said that?
Clay: Stage? *Looks down* *Stomp stomp* *Echo* Hey, we ARE on a stage!
Voice 2: Of course you are you silly cowboy!
Dojo: The Voices! THEY'RE BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! SOMEONE HIDE ME!
All: ...
*Lights flash on, blinding everyone.*
All: GAH! *Cover eyes*
Voice 3: Uh, you can look now.
*Look at "The Voices". They are:
Voice 1-DrakeGirlandLuna (Me) a.k.a Drake, DrakeGirl, D.G.
Voice 2-Voltra_The_Lively (My best friend) a.k.a Voltra, V.
Voice 3-YukiX62 (My younger sister) a.k.a Yuki, Lynn.*
Jack: HA HA HA! Dojo you were scared by a group of girls! You're more lame that me! HA HA HA- wait that didn't come out right.
Omi: Honorable strangers, may you please tell us why we are here?
Me: You're here... for our enjoyment!
Chase: I am NOT someone's plaything.
Voltra: Yes you are.
Chase: No I'm not.
Voltra: Yes you are.
Chase: No I'm not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Are.
Chase: Not.
Voltra: Not?
Chase: Are! *Blink blink* Dangit!
Le Mime: *Sign language* Ownage!
Chase: Stuff it, mime.
Me: Meanwhile back in reality...
Yuki: NOOO NOT THE REAL WORLD ANYTHING BUT THAT NOOOOOO!
Me: In OUR real world!
Yuki: Oh...
Me: And I call you my sister...
Wuya: Do we have any REAL purpose here?!
Voltra: Yes. You are here to amuse us, Hag-Face.
Le Mime: BURN!
Wuya: Shut up!
Le Mime: You shut up!
Both: Grrrrrrrrr...
Me: *Pokes at glass* Anyway YOU decide what happens. Yes YOU. Who else would I be talking to? And one more thing... *Takes out Scythe and slices Hannibal in half*
All: 0.o ...
Rai: YES THAT FREAK IS NOW DEAD!
...That was an interesting ending. Anyway people I need ideas. This story ain't gonna write itself! Or will it...?
~DrakeGirl~
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Tuxedo_Mini_Mask on March 2, 2007, 11:32:43 AM
Tuxedo_Mini_Mask on March 2, 2007, 11:34:09 AM
ohh and clay suggests a hat!!! lol!!!AleeVonSpookee on February 18, 2007, 3:38:00 AM
HA! le Mine has attitude XDAleeVonSpookee on February 18, 2007, 3:38:15 AM
*mimeVoltra_The_Lively on February 2, 2007, 11:08:40 AM
He is dead!!!Â
I is reading Gravitation (a shonen ai manga) and one by one the characters look and either get disgusted or enjoy it.
DrakeGirlandLuna on February 2, 2007, 11:23:12 PM
You should talk to my friend, edofangirl11. She is also intrested in this Gravitation you speak of (Oh noes I'm turning into Omi LOL XP).Voltra_The_Lively on February 2, 2007, 11:47:32 PM
:Dzukosavatarofthesunandmoon on February 2, 2007, 10:54:17 AM
i got one jack starts to do the can can
also if you could add me to the fan people but i aint a girl so I'll just drull over KimiKo!!!!! lol