Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors

Things to do when you're bored at the doctor's office



Attack small children in the waiting room

When somebody walks into the waiting room yell “I know you!” even if you don't.

Talk in a foreign accent and refer to yourself as `Blobsy'

Pretend to stick random objects in your nose, mouth, or ears.

Pretend to pick your nose whenever somebody enters the room

Mumble instead of talking

If your doctor prescribes you any medication scream “Not MORE medication!!”

At a random time grab your head and yell “GET IT OFF!!”

Start sniffing the air and say, “is something burning?”

If the doctor says your getting a shot mumble something about your “plans for revenge”

Babble

Knock everything over and walk into walls

Start humming a song, then get louder and louder until your screaming it at the top of your lungs

Pretend to fall asleep

Run into the bathroom every time the doctor enters the room

Relate everything to Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Beatles, or any other obsession you may have.

Sneeze and cough an the doctor if they tell you your sick

Make up words and use them in conversation

Ask anyone you see what there favorite color is

If the doctor asks you question say “I wont tell you anything not EVER!!!”
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