Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Submitted November 19, 2005 Updated November 19, 2005 Status Incomplete | ya well...ya
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Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Things to do when you're bored at the doctor's office
Attack small children in the waiting room
When somebody walks into the waiting room yell “I know you!” even if you don't.
Talk in a foreign accent and refer to yourself as `Blobsy'
Pretend to stick random objects in your nose, mouth, or ears.
Pretend to pick your nose whenever somebody enters the room
Mumble instead of talking
If your doctor prescribes you any medication scream “Not MORE medication!!”
At a random time grab your head and yell “GET IT OFF!!”
Start sniffing the air and say, “is something burning?”
If the doctor says your getting a shot mumble something about your “plans for revenge”
Babble
Knock everything over and walk into walls
Start humming a song, then get louder and louder until your screaming it at the top of your lungs
Pretend to fall asleep
Run into the bathroom every time the doctor enters the room
Relate everything to Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Beatles, or any other obsession you may have.
Sneeze and cough an the doctor if they tell you your sick
Make up words and use them in conversation
Ask anyone you see what there favorite color is
If the doctor asks you question say “I wont tell you anything not EVER!!!”
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Mom: do you do #18 sometimes?
Me: Allaooga