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20 things to do @ the doctor's

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Chapter 1 - 20 things to do @ the doctors
Submitted: November 19, 2005 • Updated: November 19, 2005
Word count: 234 • Size: 1k • Comments: 64 • views: 1830

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Oakstar123 on December 5, 2009, 10:44:59 AM

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Oakstar123hahahaha

Me:Children! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!

classic.

MidnightNinja3376 on January 20, 2009, 1:58:19 AM

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MidnightNinja3376LOL^^

girlover1096 on July 23, 2008, 10:18:18 AM

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girlover1096LOL!

girlover1096 on July 23, 2008, 10:22:45 AM

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girlover1096doctor: *walks in*
me: YOU SAY GOODBYE, AND I SAY HELLO!
doctor:you get a shot!
me:I SHALT SEEK REVENGE ON EMUS!
doctor: you have a feaver!
me: gabble wabbles shishcamboo?
doctor: do you have tummy pains?
me: I SHALT NOT TELL U ANYTHING!!!! ANNNYYYTHINNNG!
doctor: so what you need to do is soak your feet in-
Me: I GATTA GO PEE! I GATTA GO PEE!
doctor: and then you...
me:whats your faveorite color?
doctor: do you take any medication?
me: DEATHBERRIES!!!!!!!!

Twilightdancer24789 on June 19, 2008, 2:34:54 AM

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Twilightdancer24789HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Attack small chidren!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Man...ur HILARIOUS!!! *dies of laughter...again*
ROTFLOL!!

lemony_chan on June 7, 2008, 4:46:02 AM

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lemony_chanOmgershies thats so funny >_. RANDOMLY - I have another one *sorry ^^;* -

before your doctor arrives and your all alone, scream "OH GOD NO THE PAIN!" loud enough so that the kiddies in the waiting room can hear and be scared. When you come out after your appointment act all happy and normal. "Thanks for the regular checkup doc!"
Pain = lollipop

zimrulerofearth on April 5, 2008, 1:18:11 AM

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zimrulerofearthlol another good one! *favs*

ronnie343 on March 28, 2008, 2:14:18 AM

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ronnie343LOL!!!

KisaraChan1 on November 22, 2007, 6:37:18 AM

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KisaraChan1DIES OF LAUGHING!!!!!!!

myartmaybebadbutatleastitry on October 28, 2007, 9:16:59 AM

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myartmaybebadbutatleastitryME: LOL *faves* Attacking little children is fun!! Once when I was at the doctor I was really hyper, and bored, so I talked relly slow to random people, and then everytime the nurse came to call someone in I raised my hand, and went "OH! OH! ME! ME! MY TURN! MY TURN!", then said"awwww." everytime they called someone else, then freaked out when they called my name, and made my grandma drag me in there (I was like 7)
 
Umbreon: O.o   OMG!!! You are that krazy!! I don't have to worry about getting around your common sence anymore!!! MY PLANS WILL NOW BE CARRIED OUT WITH MORE SKILL!!!!! *wicked laughter
 
ME: O.o Umbreon... YOU SHOULD SO DO THAT WHEN YOU GO TO THE DOCTORS!!
 
Umbreon: I'M A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION YOU TWIT!!!
 
ME: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! X.X

PinkAngel101 on July 1, 2007, 8:19:13 AM

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PinkAngel101I HATE THE DOCTORS TY 4 THE TIPS LOL

GhostGirl22 on February 5, 2007, 3:12:34 AM

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GhostGirl22lol *favs*

sonamy4evaevaeva on January 7, 2007, 8:03:28 PM

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sonamy4evaevaeva# 18 can be used anywhere.

Playstationfreak on December 31, 2006, 9:52:18 AM

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PlaystationfreakI hate going to the doctors *shivers* I want to do those things next time I go!

TheRabidArtist on December 31, 2006, 4:26:21 AM

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TheRabidArtistWow, it's like you were there last time i went to the doctors ^^

HorseSpirit on November 29, 2006, 12:07:04 AM

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HorseSpiritLOL!! Awesome! One time I actually did fall asleep XD

Animegurl4life on November 25, 2006, 3:52:46 AM

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Animegurl4lifenot as funny as the last ones but still funny

mickey_da_silver_Rayqaza on November 23, 2006, 7:37:50 AM

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mickey_da_silver_RayqazaBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! *hack hack* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! thats genius!! *favs* ive done some of those before... the reaction is awesome xD

TigerLillie on November 22, 2006, 11:04:39 PM

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TigerLillieROFL LMAO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is sooo hilarious! i might try that!

FallOutGirlAARHinder on November 3, 2006, 11:26:23 PM

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FallOutGirlAARHinderLOL
I love your stories

xJemx on October 22, 2006, 4:55:08 PM

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xJemxAt a random time grab your head and yell “GET IT OFF!!”

Knock everything over and walk into walls

Lmfao, they're my favourites!

*adds to favourites*

thiefchild on October 6, 2006, 2:10:29 PM

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thiefchildLOL! im going to the docters tomorrow ill try them out! *faves* brilliant!

SasukesChick on October 6, 2006, 11:16:29 AM

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SasukesChickawesome!!! sooooooo goin' in my *FAVES*

XSpiritedAwayX on October 4, 2006, 8:35:16 AM

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XSpiritedAwayXLOL
i hate my doctor she uses lots of big words so ill try some of those sometimes. i like this one.

Talk in a foreign accent and refer to yourself as `Blobsy'

ShadowHedgehog on September 30, 2006, 7:49:00 AM

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ShadowHedgehogLMAO ill do that at the DENTISTS!!! when they're doing it lmao

Panther on September 5, 2006, 10:29:38 PM

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Panthersome of them are kind of funny but don't take my advice I'm maturing so It's too lowbrow for me 'sigh' I'm getting old before my time...

MCRchick25 on August 31, 2006, 6:51:54 AM

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MCRchick25omg this is hilarious! im soooooooo doin #1 at the docs tomorrow! i have strep T.T

TurtleQueen on August 28, 2006, 10:04:09 AM

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TurtleQueenhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! funny! gotta try it! *favs*

faustfreak on August 20, 2006, 8:11:21 AM

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faustfreak*gives note to self*

Be...sure...to...do...all...of...this! Aha! My plans for world conquest shall become active again with this list!! Mwahahaha!!

IQQT on August 17, 2006, 4:26:58 AM

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IQQTAwesome story!
I'll have to use those ideas..hehe!
XD*FAVES*

ladychaos on August 16, 2006, 12:47:02 AM

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ladychaoslol. i gotta try that some time

zeldafan92 on August 15, 2006, 9:46:45 AM

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zeldafan92i wish i would have read this yesterday at the doctors! Man that would have been fun!

_ren_tao_fan_ on July 31, 2006, 11:58:00 PM

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_ren_tao_fan_*favsfavsfavsfavsfavsfavsfavsfavsfavsfavs*

Voltra_The_Lively on July 25, 2006, 3:15:36 AM

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Voltra_The_LivelyI don't go to the doctor's often, but this will be useful for when I do.

Ollie_is_da_bomb on July 25, 2006, 2:14:48 AM

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Ollie_is_da_bombLOL!!!!! XD I luved it! *favs*

OIDB

Adam on July 19, 2006, 11:07:46 PM

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AdamHahahahahahaha.

tedness2345 on July 13, 2006, 3:34:55 AM

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tedness2345FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

Florachild on July 10, 2006, 5:30:55 AM

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Florachild* considers doing those things the next time she enters a doctor's office* XD ROFL LOL gave me a good laugh today XD

Aliena on July 3, 2006, 4:42:16 AM

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Alienahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *dies laughing (again)*

komodozack on June 26, 2006, 6:38:10 AM

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komodozackhehe @faves@

Lex on June 6, 2006, 8:02:39 AM

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Lexi mke up words and use them all the time.

i garnt this story is ver freah and i mmanth somenone hat ert like hit.

sse tis a derrth

....... er habbit....

hipeople on June 5, 2006, 12:49:55 PM

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hipeopleYes,Now I'll have somthing to do rather than watch those....movies....they show....

inuyasha_naruto_lover on May 25, 2006, 7:33:22 AM

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inuyasha_naruto_loverlol funny

FreakyMangaGirl on May 3, 2006, 6:28:13 AM

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FreakyMangaGirlhahah!

OMG! That was hilarious!

favs favs favs!!!1

I'm gonna try that next time I'm forced against my will to go!

*adds to favs*

Yukacookiecopada on April 18, 2006, 10:34:50 AM

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YukacookiecopadaI always thought that no one was crazier than me. Thanks to you, dear neurotic, I know I'm not alone in this world. Those hints have changed my whole life!!!!!!!!

Thank you...

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Peace,
CrazyAboutFender

espio_warrio22 on April 18, 2006, 9:39:57 AM

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espio_warrio22Me: does someone know where mordor is

Firestar-Rised on March 27, 2006, 1:01:35 PM

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Firestar-RisedYou just gave me one to many ideas for the next time I go in.....*Eye twitches*

Only_One on March 23, 2006, 7:30:24 AM

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Only_Onehahaa these are great things im faven this one aswell XD

FireBender789 on February 4, 2006, 3:22:56 AM

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FireBender789lol!

Ultimate_Lifeform on February 4, 2006, 2:26:39 AM

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Ultimate_Lifeformhilarious! I do #18 sometimes *shifty eyes*

Mom: do you do #18 sometimes?

Me: Allaooga

diming_light on February 3, 2006, 10:01:38 AM

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diming_lightLOL
wow i loved it! so funny

FireBender789 on January 8, 2006, 1:25:10 AM

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FireBender789i relate everything to the Beatles! ^_^ i can relate them coconuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay cocanuts!!

animaniac525 on January 1, 2006, 9:43:26 AM

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animaniac525hey! thats what my 5 year old brother does!
faves

cyborggirl on December 31, 2005, 4:04:28 AM

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cyborggirlOMG I will relate everything to Teen Titans. HAH! Favs!

sis on December 28, 2005, 11:15:46 PM

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sisVery funny dude!*FAVE*XD

fart_squisher on December 16, 2005, 1:39:20 PM

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fart_squisherhehehehehe!!! that was very funny!!!!
i'll have to try this some time.... *evil grin*

becky on December 9, 2005, 2:56:13 AM

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beckyId probably do this stuff!thanx 4 the ideas!

Froze8 on December 8, 2005, 10:01:56 AM

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Froze8Keep asking when the docter will be out to everyone you see.
Froze8

PrincessPia530 on December 8, 2005, 12:52:20 AM

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PrincessPia530WOW BETH! its amazin. i love u lotses gurlie! lol canned potatoes forever

Ricky_rules on December 2, 2005, 10:16:36 PM

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Ricky_rulesVery very funny!FAVE!!!!!!!!!!^O^

Beatlechick90 on November 26, 2005, 9:11:05 AM

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Beatlechick90That was very funny. I may have to try some of those.

FireBender789 on November 26, 2005, 12:12:05 AM

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FireBender789comment plz