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Chapter 1 - Untitled

pretty funny!

Chapter 1 - Untitled

Chapter 1 - Untitled

During a luv or sad scene, burp the alphabet.

During another (better yet the SAME) luv or sad scene throw cheetos at the screen and yell “NO SIERRA!! NO!!”- Thanks 2 allie for that one!

Bring bubble wrap and start popping it at random moments.

Put ketchup on the seat next to you and invite a random person to sit in that seat.

If any couples start kissing order them to let you sit in-between them for the remainder of the film

When the theater gets quiet yell “I NEED MORE FRENCH TOAST!!”

In-between previews yell “I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!”

Whenever two men hug yell “MAN HUG! LOOK AWAY!”

Set your watch's alarm to go of every two minutes.

Whisper to the person next to you “(insert character's name here) dies at the end”

Better yet actually SAY insert character's name here

Sing along with any songs in the movie

Whisper to the person next to you “do you know when there will be a commercial? I really have to pee!

If you have to go to the bathroom, announce it so loud that the whole theater can hear.

Every ten minutes whisper “Do you have any sporks?”

Sigh and say “And for THIS I'm missing taco night!”

At a random time stand up and yell “CLIP ON TIES ARE EEEEEVVVVVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!”

Get out of your seat and sneak around like you're a secret agent.

Scratch your head and whisper “Darn Fleas!” throughout the movie

Start sniffing the air and acting like you smell something terrible keep leaning towards the person next to you acting like the smell is getting worse, and worse. Finally get right up to them, smell him/her then put a grossed out look on your face and say “Oh…its him/her


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darthexodus on July 13, 2012, 4:24:55 PM

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darthexodusim note really impressed. of course that could i have different sense humor. also im more personal when come to annaying people at movies. i pick one person and drive them insane. that and customize every comment by thinking it up on the spot. these are little vague. i give this a 5.5 out of 10. sorry i just didnt laugh

SweetxinsanityxSarah on September 20, 2011, 5:07:22 AM

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SweetxinsanityxSarahLMFAO...epic I cant breathe xDDDDD


momiko-chan on June 16, 2011, 2:15:24 AM

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momiko-chanXDDD MAN HUG

Sympathy on February 10, 2011, 7:41:28 AM

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SympathyxD! Bahaa brilliant!

Anime_Ellie on September 26, 2010, 8:35:54 AM

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My friend should seriously say that!
(That would be weird....)

xxmidnight-spiralxx on May 18, 2010, 12:01:16 AM

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xxmidnight-spiralxx(insert characters name here) was my favorite lol

puppydog on December 23, 2009, 11:50:15 PM

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puppydogLOL!!!! This is TO FUNNY! XD I love the french toast 1! *fav*

Oakstar123 on December 5, 2009, 10:42:19 AM

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Oakstar123"MAN HUG!!!" oh my gosh that was classic

xxXShadowWolfXxx on December 4, 2009, 2:29:33 PM

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Coldfire9 on June 20, 2009, 1:03:52 AM

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