Chapter 1 - Untitled
Submitted January 1, 2006 Updated January 1, 2006 Status Incomplete | pretty funny!
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
During a luv or sad scene, burp the alphabet.
During another (better yet the SAME) luv or sad scene throw cheetos at the screen and yell “NO SIERRA!! NO!!”- Thanks 2 allie for that one!
Bring bubble wrap and start popping it at random moments.
Put ketchup on the seat next to you and invite a random person to sit in that seat.
If any couples start kissing order them to let you sit in-between them for the remainder of the film
When the theater gets quiet yell “I NEED MORE FRENCH TOAST!!”
In-between previews yell “I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!”
Whenever two men hug yell “MAN HUG! LOOK AWAY!”
Set your watch's alarm to go of every two minutes.
Whisper to the person next to you “(insert character's name here) dies at the end”
Better yet actually SAY insert character's name here
Sing along with any songs in the movie
Whisper to the person next to you “do you know when there will be a commercial? I really have to pee!
If you have to go to the bathroom, announce it so loud that the whole theater can hear.
Every ten minutes whisper “Do you have any sporks?”
Sigh and say “And for THIS I'm missing taco night!”
At a random time stand up and yell “CLIP ON TIES ARE EEEEEVVVVVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!”
Get out of your seat and sneak around like you're a secret agent.
Scratch your head and whisper “Darn Fleas!” throughout the movie
Start sniffing the air and acting like you smell something terrible keep leaning towards the person next to you acting like the smell is getting worse, and worse. Finally get right up to them, smell him/her then put a grossed out look on your face and say “Oh…its him/her
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ladychaos on July 23, 2006, 6:18:44 PM
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LOL. that's gonna give me some ideas when i go to see a movie with my friends. lolwolf-girl-ghost on July 17, 2006, 5:47:40 AM
LOL THIS IS GREAT I LOVE IT 6 IS MY FAVOURITE NEXT TIME I GO TO THE MOVIES I MIGHT TRY THIS(I WENT TO THE MOVIES YESTERDAY WISH I'S SEEN THIS EARLIER)*FAVS*tedness2345 on July 13, 2006, 3:26:34 AM
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Fuuunnnnnnnnnnnnny!demon_lord261 on July 11, 2006, 1:32:23 AM
that is histerical you should add have a shhh party were everyone in the row goes shhhh!!!! during all the inportant and/or good sencesZeldaGirl9793 on June 3, 2006, 1:56:16 AM
OMG! lol! *faves*FreakyMangaGirl on May 3, 2006, 6:32:09 AM
hah, this is great! I LUV this- it's so friggen HILARIOUS! Have you written anymore??????????/*adds to favs*
yamiryu on April 22, 2006, 7:17:13 AM
yamiryu on
WEEEEEEEEEE! No.18 is the best for meeee.....I like to sneaaaaaak *sneaks off*Firestar-Rised on March 27, 2006, 1:04:24 PM
You must do more!!!!!-.- Now I have Ideas!!!O.-
alexi_16 on March 13, 2006, 3:40:41 AM
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#8 is the best! Add more!Ultimate_Lifeform on February 3, 2006, 11:12:12 AM
HILARIOUS! favs! you have talent!