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Chapter 1 - And now to begin!

Okay, one day I had a brilliant idea. I thought it wouls be pretty funny if I were to make new names for most of the people of the Harry Potter world.

Chapter 1 - And now to begin!

Chapter 1 - And now to begin!
Harry Potter = Fuzzy Otter
Ron Weasley = Bon bon weasle
Hermione = Huuuuuuurman Grungie
Crabbe = Sea creature
Goyle = Statue
Dumbledor = Dinger-danger-doynger
Hagrid = Madrid
Moaning Myrtle = Groaning turtle
Percy Weasley = Poppy Weasle
Snape = Snip
Tom Riddle = Bomb fiddle ( I always think of some dude playing a fiddle and then him blowing up, it always gives me a laugh. hehe)
Justin Finch-Fletchy = Monkey Fish-chatchy
Aragog = cans-a-frog
Sprout = Snout
Nevvile Long Bottom = Rebble Thong-bottom
Ginny weasley = Skinny Weasle
Cornelious Fudge = Amelia Sludge
Fred- Thread
George = Porge
Molly = Ms. Jollyollie

I hope you got a good laugh out of that! I do every time I look back at it!

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QueenofRed on July 6, 2007, 8:28:06 AM

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QueenofRedI LOVE THESE THEY ARE SO FUNNY! I think Cornilleous fudges new name fits him perfectly I will call him Amelia Sludge from now on.

Dumbledorelover on April 22, 2006, 6:44:14 AM

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DumbledoreloverWhy? Why did you do Dumbledore? Why? Starts fussing at you.

GrimmyTheHappyReaper on September 2, 2005, 5:40:58 AM

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GrimmyTheHappyReaperI feel so loved! I dun know half the people, and a year later they still comment! Go me!!

Randomobssesedeasilyentertaine on June 26, 2005, 6:20:17 PM

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Randomobssesedeasilyentertainewow one year later from the first comment
any ways HILARIOUS really enjoyed it!
bye
=ww=

wild_spirit on June 25, 2005, 4:47:05 AM

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wild_spiritLmao, I love the Tom Riddle one! Makes me wanna get a fiddle lol.

Sesshomaru1111 on March 26, 2005, 4:45:45 AM

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Sesshomaru1111HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA THONG BOTTOM!!!

GrimmyTheHappyReaper on October 21, 2004, 11:49:42 PM

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GrimmyTheHappyReaperI was really bored. But I guess my boredom pays off...I suppose...

MehgoMeh on September 2, 2004, 9:17:53 AM

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MehgoMehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Omfg, that's so funny!!! Wow, you must have bee n reallllllllllly bored. Good laugh, good laugh!

Soramaya-chan on August 10, 2004, 5:15:41 PM

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Soramaya-chan*roflirl* I cracked up laughing at the Tomm Riddle one XDDDD

Katana_Chan on July 18, 2004, 7:01:56 AM

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Katana_Chan:P i love u too....