Chapter 1 - Zim does a bunch of bad things!

Kylie- Zim please don’t give up...
Zim- Don’t you see? I’ll take over Earth!
Kylie- Yes you will! You just need amazing plan!
Zim- Oh, so my other 100's of plans were useless?
Kylie- No! I’m saying you need one that’s better then all the rest!
Zim- Ok...I understand.
*Kylie and Zim plan all night*

NEXT DAY

Dib- Zim, I see you’ve started bringing your own lunch!
*Zim stands on table*
Zim- THAT’S BECAUSE I’M NORMAL! *Dances saying “doo doo doo”*
Kylie- Yep...normal...
*Kylie jumps on to the table and kisses him*
Children of skool- EWWWWWW!!! >.<
Kylie- *blush*

LATER

Dib is walking along

Dib- Why isn’t Zim here to ruin my life yet?
*kylie jumps out of bush near Dib*
Dib- Never mind...
*Kylie kisses him*
Dib- Whoa...That was not right.
Kylie- It’s all part of the plan...*evil grin*
Dib- huh?...
*cage drops on Dib*
Dib- HEY! Let me out!
Kylie-....no! *evil laughter*

5 MIN. LATER

Lilly, skoodlen Dib(We’ll call him D2) and Grace are all in cages

Lilly: Dib’s girlfriend
Grace: Skoodlen Dib’s girlfriend

Dib- Lilly!.....Did Zim kiss you?
Lilly- NO! Why would he do that?
Dib- Never mind...
D2- Look these are unbreakable Irken cages...
Dib- What do that mean?!
D2- We’re not getting out till Zim lets us out...
Lilly and Grace- WE’RE DOOMED!

ZIM

Zim- Hello people of Earth I am an alien...leprechaun! Green suits and gold for all who let me rule Earth!
People of Earth- YAY EARTH IS YOURS!
Zim- *evil grin*
Kylie- I’m the leprechaun queen! Obey us or ELSE!
People of Earth- We’ll obey you!!! ^.^


DIB

*Zim comes*

Dib- What happened over there?
Zim- Earth is mine!
Dib- NOOOOO!
Zim- to make matters worse I’m killing your Girlfriend.
Dib- what?!?!?!?
*Zim takes out raygun thingy*
Dib(to Lilly): Ilove you...
* Dib starts crying*
*Dib looks away*
Lilly- Please no! NO!
*zap*
*Dib looks at the lifeless body and cries harder*
Dib- Zim you’ve really done it this time!
Zim- And to make matters even worse! I’m not killing you...
Dib- but that’s not ba-
Zim- You’ll be my slave ‘till you die! *Evil laughter*
*cage hovers in Zim’s new castle*
People of Earth- Here’s your castle A.L.!
Dib- A.L.?
Zim- Alein Leprechuan...
Dib- what?!


70 YEARS LATER
*Dib dies as a slave*

He arrives in heaven

Lilly- Oh, is that you Dib?
Dib- Yes Lilly!
*Runs over to kiss her*
Lilly- Ewwww! >.<
Dib- what?
Lilly- You’re an old man now Dib! That’s gross...
*Dib see’s that he’s about 70 something*
Dib- *Sigh*

*Dib walks over to unknown guy*

Dib- Hi. Can I talk to you?
Man- Sure. Life troubles?
Dib- Afterlife troubles too.
Man- Keep talking.

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