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Chapter 1 - Ugly story

Something funny that meh and meh neice made up! XD

Chapter 1 - Ugly story

Chapter 1 - Ugly story
It all started on a dive to drop meh neice and nephew off...
B (my neice) was sticking her Itachi plushie that she got from meh out
the window and ducking I got 1 dirty look from a lady in the car next to us.
So heres the made up part:
a police car sees the Plushie in the window and pulls us over...
Police man: Excuse me mam but we need to give you a ticket.
My mom: why?
Police man: your not alowld to stick ugly things in the window.
My mom: huh?
Police man: *points to plushie*
My mom: oh...
*while the police man and my mom were talking*
Meh: OMG B look Ugly is tited up in the backseat of that police car and
look fishy is there too! *waves to kisame* HI FISHY!
B: The windows down! *rolls down window* Hi Itachi what happned?
Itachi: *tape over his mouth* mmmmm mmmm mmmm
Kisame: alow me to explain:*flashback* Itachi was doing his usual
crazy driving... Then a police officer saw us speading so her pulled
us over.
Police man: Excuse fish looking man your friend here is under arest!
Itachi: FOR WHAT!
Police man: For being ugly in public! and fish looking man you have to go
with him.
Kisame: why me!
Police man: cause you can bail him out!
Kisame: MORE MONEY TO SPEND TT^TT
*flashback over*
Kisame: so yeah...
B: I CAN HELP BAIL ITACHI OUT! Just come her later *gives him adress*
Kisame: okay...
Meh: BYE FISHY AND UGLY! *waves*

*The next day*
Kisame: *knocks on door*
Meh: *answers it* Huh? oh hi fishy whats up?
Kisame: i need money to bail itachi out!
Meh: like im gonna help bail ugly out of jail!
Kisame: but that girl gave me this adress.
Meh: well go here. *gives him another adress*
Kisame: Otay thanks. *goes to akatsuki limo*
Meh: *goes back inside meh house*

*Later that day*
Kisame: *knocks on door*
B: oh hey Kisame! I have some money
right here *gives him $1,000*
Kisame: Okay thanks!
B: Bye!

*At jail*
Itachi: *sees kisame with money*
Kisame: her officer heres $1,000
Offercer: Thanks fish looking man
*lets itachi out* heres your friend
Kisame and Itachi: *walk back to the
akatsuki limo*

THE END! XD

(or is it???)

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