Chapter 1 - Blonde Medical Terminology
Submitted July 11, 2006 Updated July 11, 2006 Status Incomplete | I'm blonde too... so yeah... I hope you like blonde jokes... because... well... I do...
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Chapter 1 - Blonde Medical Terminology
Chapter 1 - Blonde Medical Terminology
Blonde Medical Terminology
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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finalxfreak on October 21, 2007, 5:25:40 AM
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_ren_tao_fan_ on February 21, 2007, 11:17:31 PM
I have a blonde joke, I heard it from my friends last year ^^If Santa Clause and a smart blonde jumped into a lake at the same time, which one would make the bigger splash?
Neither, because neither exist
dont kill me
GhostGirl22 on June 11, 2007, 2:06:46 AM
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actually, they do. I AM a smart blonde. All a's on my report card. heck yea! its always been that way, too. so there are {or is at least one} smart blondes!_ren_tao_fan_ on June 12, 2007, 8:32:43 AM
oops... sorry, I didn't mean to offend ;_;GhostGirl22 on December 7, 2006, 5:49:30 AM
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hahahah!!! i am blonde. lol. favsinuyasha_naruto_lover on August 10, 2006, 12:27:25 PM
*dies from laughing( -favs-AnimeChick21 on August 4, 2006, 9:21:14 AM
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hahahahahahahaha!!!!!*favs*
*giggle giggle*
i get it...!XD