Chapter 2 - Sasuke Uchiha

Me: Hello Sasuke, can I ask you some questions?
Sasuke: Watever.
Me: Keep in mind that I am posting the answers to these questions on fanart central and some of your friends will hear your answeres.
Sasuke: Whatever.
Me: Can you say anything besides whatever?
Sasuke: Is that the first question?
Me: No, this is the first question. Do you know that you are being controlled by a man named Masashi Kishimoto?
Sasuke: You're lying.
Me: No, I'm not. He created all of you.
Sasuke: I did not know that. Is there any way that he could uncreate a couple of people for me?
Me: I'm the one asking the questions here and no, Itachi stays.
Sasuke: Darn!
Me: How do you feel about loosing your ninja powers?
Sasuke: How can I kill Itachi if I am not able to get Mangekyo Sharingan? That Kishimoto guy didn't do that did he?
Me: No, its a secret who made you loose your powers. Do you like cookies?
Sasuke: That's the question?
Me: ANSWER IT! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Sasuke: Alright, you don't have to shout. How many times do I have to say it? I don't like sweet things.
Me: Ok, if you lived in the real world and watched American Idol, would you vote for David Cook?
Sasuke: I'm not an idiot. Naruto might not vote for him, though, because he's an idiot.
Me: Is the loss of your ninja powers going to effect weather you are good or evil?
Sasuke: I wouldn't be evil. How would that surve my purpose?
Me: How do you feel about your fellow ex-ninja?
Sasuke: All of them?
Me: Go nuts.
Sasuke: Naruto's an idiot. I hate Itachi. Kiba's a dog boy. Shino creeps me out. Hinata's too quiet. Shikamaru is lazy. Choji is fat. There, I said it and he didn't attack me. Ino is an evil stalker. Lee's eyebrows scare me. Tenten looks like princess leia. Neji is too destiny obsessed. I have something to confess. I have a huge crush on Sakura. Don't tell anyone.
Me: Did you forget that I'm posting these answeres on fanart central?
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Last question. If he asked you, would you give Tobi a hug?
Sasuke: Tobi is like Naruto. He's an idiot.
Me: Thank You for your time.
Sasuke: Whatever.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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