Chapter 3 - Kiba Inuzuka

Me:Hello Kiba, could we possibly talk to you for a minute?
Kiba:Sure, no problem.
Me:Ok, we have some questions for you and keep in mind that the answers you give will be put on fanart central for the world to see.
Kiba:Ok, I will try to remember. What's the first question?
Me:Do you know you are being controlled by a man named Masashi Kishimoto?
Kiba:What?! No way! That's impossible!
Me:NO, it's true.
Kiba:Do you think you could tell him that Naruto is getting on my nerves?
Me:I don't know him.
Kiba:But you just said...
Me:Onto the next question. How do you feel about loosing your powers?
Kiba:WHO DID IT! How can I be awsome without my ninjutsu? Without ninja powers Akamaru is just a poor little puppy! I can't wait to dig my claws into the guy who did this to us!
Me:How are you goanna do that when you can't use beast mimicry?
Kiba:I'LL FIND OUT A WAY BUT I'M GOANNA KILL HIM!
Me:*scared* Ok then...I'll just move on to the next question. Do you like cookies?
Kiba:Of course I like cookies! What, are you accusing me of being a dork who doesn't like cookies? I bet Sasuke doesn't like cookies! He's just stupid when it comes to that stuff!
Me:Sasuke doesn't like cookies. We just talked to him.
Kiba:I KNEW IT!
Me:Could you please stop shouting?
Kiba:Sorry.
Me:If you lived in the real world and watched American Idol, would you vote for David Cook?
Kiba:Of course I'd vote for David Cook. What do you take me for, an idiot? David Cook is the obvious choice.
Me:Thank you for not shouting but duh, DAVID COOK IS AWSOME!
Kiba:Wow.
Me:Is the loss of your ninja power going to effect weather you are good or evil?
Kiba:What purpose would I have to become evil? I will be evil to the guy who did this to us when I become a master of taijutsu! Have you seen Lee anywhere?
Me:No, the only person I've interviewed is Sasuke.
Kiba:Well that's madeningly unhelpful.
Me:Welcome to my world. Anyway, how do you feel about your fellow ex-ninja?
Kiba:You want me to tell you right now?
Me:As I said before, go nuts!
Kiba:You never said that.
Me:Oh, never mind just answer the question!
Kiba:Ok, Naruto is a dork, Shino creeps me out but I'm getting used to it, Hinata is way too quiet but she's got some really cool moves, Sasuke is a dork too, Sakura and Ino, well, I don't really pay any attention to stupid Sasuke idiots so I don't really know, Shikamaru is a nerd, Choji is a fatty, don't tell him that I said that.
Me:Fanart central.
Kiba:AHHHHHHHH! DUCK AND COVER! SAVE YOURSELVES! No, I've got a better idea. HIDE ME! Anyway, Tenten looks like princess Leia, Neji is too destiny obsessed and his hair scares me, so do Lee's eyebrows and he still agreed to train me in taijutsu. Sorry, I read this somewhere so I just have to say it, Temari's hair looks like four artistically placed pinapples, Kankuro, well, what can I say, the guy has no idea how to put on makeup, Gaara scares me to death but I will so beat his butt as soon as I become a taijutsu master. I just hope Lee doesn't make me wear a good guy suit.
Me:Are you done?
Kiba:Pretty much.
Me:Ok, last question. If he asked you, would you give Tobi a hug?
Kiba:WHAT?! WHO THE HECK IS TOBI?! Wait, now I remember. Well, if he was acting cute not scary and if it was not in a yaoi way then I guess I would hug him.
Me:Would you give me a hug?
Kiba:Sure! *hugs me*
Me:*bushes heavily and nearly faints*
I guess he didn't know that I have a huge crush on him.
Me:Thank's Kiba. Well, this concludes our interview. I should be going. I have so many more people to interview.
Kiba:Oh, one more thing, do you think you could ask that Kishimoto guy to give me a girlfriend?
Me:NO! Sorry. *blushes again*
Kiba:Ok, well, bye.
Me:Bye.

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