Chapter 1 - The list

A list of when you know you've been watching or playing too many Sonic games.



1. Your favorite food has strangely become chilly dogs.

2. You get caught for shoplifting out of a jewelry store and blame it on, “B-But I need these to defeat Robotnik.”

3. You start to inspect your knuckles for growth.

4. When you're getting bullied you don't move except hold out your hand and say “CHAOS CONTROL!!!”

5. You get a tendency to wear white gloves 0.o…

6. You name all your pets after the names of ALL the sonic characters.

7. You swear there is a metal clone of you.

8. When people ask who you are you either say “Don't you KNOW ME?! I'm SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!” or “I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!!BWAHAHA BOW DOWN TO ME!!!” 0.o

9. Every time you see an emerald you either say “GET AWAY FROM MY MASTER EMERALD BEEEYOTTCH!!!” or “CHAOS…CONTROL!!!!”

10. You get the sudden urge to dye your hair in various colors.

11. Every time you see a man with a mustache you run after him like a mad man.

12. When your parents ask you what pet you want you say “Chao.”

13.You try to run up buildings and grind on things with your shoes(and break every bone in your body in the process…)

14. Whenever you see water you look for eyes.

15. Whenever you see a hammer you pick it up and yell, “I've got the piko hammer!!!”

16. When you get on a skateboard you ask “Why isn't it floating and where the heck is the air gauge on this thing?!”

17. You get a strange urge to run, invent, or punch a lot.

18. Whenever you go to a public place you yell, “MARIA?! ARE YOU THERE?!”

19. When you're in science class and your teacher is explaining the speed of sound you blurt out “I CAN RUN AS FAST AS THAT.”

20. Whenever you get close to gems or a jewelry store you swear your hair just turned gold.

21. Each time you see a lizard you scream “IT'S THE BIO LIZARD!!!! KEEEEEEL IIIIIT!!!!”

22. You start to style your hair in spikes.(BIIIIG SPIKES!)

23. You color your nose black with a little white highlight on it.

24. You suddenly get very smart.

26. You get very short.

Well that's all I can think of at the moment COMMENTS?! Ha Ha….(P.S. If you have ALL of these every 26! Please give me your number so I can call the nice men in white coats) JK! ^-^

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