Chapter 1 - Things the InuYasha cast will never say
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Chapter 1 - Things the InuYasha cast will never say
Chapter 1 - Things the InuYasha cast will never say
FROM INUYASHA
1. Kagome I luv you!! let's get married right now!
2. Ramen! I don't want any of your freakin ramen Kagome!
3.Here Sesshomaru you can have the Tetsuiaga
4. gotta go home quick sailor moon comes on in 5 minutes!
5. Kagome get your butt back down that well now and don't come back for a
week!!
6. Kagome take me on a walk
7.Kagome throw me a stick I wanna play fetch(thank you Fox fire)
8.lay some paper down for me i gotta tinkle
9.*to miroku*forget women lets just dance!
10.Naraku why can't we just get along?
From Kagome
1. Kikyo let's put aside our differences InuYasha's not worth it
2. Why didn't I go for Sesshomaru what was I thinking
3. step aside InuYasha I'll take care of this battle
4. My god Shippo ever heard off personal space? Get of my shoulder!!
5. screw the final exams.
6. Time to get u fixed InuYasha
7.high school psssh i'm not worried about gettin into one.
From Kikyo
1. what was I thinkin goin' for InuYasha? I should have went for Naraku
2.Kagome your my best friend
3.Sesshomaru so sexy
4. Naraku I thank u for killin me takin souls from other ppl rocks
From Sesshomaru
1. Inuyasha I love u bro!
2. God that Kagura's hot
3.No kikyo's hotter than Kagura
4. I love cows
5. Rin get a life and quit followin' me everywhere!!!
6. Why was I born a dog demon bunnies are so cute and fluffy I'm a bunny
demon beware my wrath!!! buhahahah!!!(thank u akiko morana)
7. Maybe I should braid my hair today What do you think Rin? (thankx scetch)
From Miroku
1. I hate women
2. I wanna become a demon like InuYasha!
3. I wonder what will happen if I purposed to kikyo
4. Kagura you're my woman! Forget Sango I hated her from the begining
5. I'll never look at another girl's butt for as long as I live(thankx Tinystarkitty)
From Kouga
1. InuYasha I love u man!!
2. Kagura so freaken hot
3. I was apducted by purple carrots( my friend's idea)
4.man,im tired of chasin down naraku to avenge my clan let's take a vacation.
FROM Naruku
1.Here Kagura have your heart back I don't won't it
2.*skips around like a lil' schoolgirl*Weeeeeeee! Don't I look cute in a skirt
3.Kanna let my see your mirror I think I got split ends(thank u Tore)
4.im bringing sexy back
Any new ideas will be posted.
1. Kagome I luv you!! let's get married right now!
2. Ramen! I don't want any of your freakin ramen Kagome!
3.Here Sesshomaru you can have the Tetsuiaga
4. gotta go home quick sailor moon comes on in 5 minutes!
5. Kagome get your butt back down that well now and don't come back for a
week!!
6. Kagome take me on a walk
7.Kagome throw me a stick I wanna play fetch(thank you Fox fire)
8.lay some paper down for me i gotta tinkle
9.*to miroku*forget women lets just dance!
10.Naraku why can't we just get along?
From Kagome
1. Kikyo let's put aside our differences InuYasha's not worth it
2. Why didn't I go for Sesshomaru what was I thinking
3. step aside InuYasha I'll take care of this battle
4. My god Shippo ever heard off personal space? Get of my shoulder!!
5. screw the final exams.
6. Time to get u fixed InuYasha
7.high school psssh i'm not worried about gettin into one.
From Kikyo
1. what was I thinkin goin' for InuYasha? I should have went for Naraku
2.Kagome your my best friend
3.Sesshomaru so sexy
4. Naraku I thank u for killin me takin souls from other ppl rocks
From Sesshomaru
1. Inuyasha I love u bro!
2. God that Kagura's hot
3.No kikyo's hotter than Kagura
4. I love cows
5. Rin get a life and quit followin' me everywhere!!!
6. Why was I born a dog demon bunnies are so cute and fluffy I'm a bunny
demon beware my wrath!!! buhahahah!!!(thank u akiko morana)
7. Maybe I should braid my hair today What do you think Rin? (thankx scetch)
From Miroku
1. I hate women
2. I wanna become a demon like InuYasha!
3. I wonder what will happen if I purposed to kikyo
4. Kagura you're my woman! Forget Sango I hated her from the begining
5. I'll never look at another girl's butt for as long as I live(thankx Tinystarkitty)
From Kouga
1. InuYasha I love u man!!
2. Kagura so freaken hot
3. I was apducted by purple carrots( my friend's idea)
4.man,im tired of chasin down naraku to avenge my clan let's take a vacation.
FROM Naruku
1.Here Kagura have your heart back I don't won't it
2.*skips around like a lil' schoolgirl*Weeeeeeee! Don't I look cute in a skirt
3.Kanna let my see your mirror I think I got split ends(thank u Tore)
4.im bringing sexy back
Any new ideas will be posted.
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MiaEmber on January 13, 2008, 6:24:31 AM
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TTfan1 on December 4, 2006, 5:59:28 AM
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inuyasha: excuse me i see a cat
BACON!!!
oh what the hell life is worthless ill go work @ BK
kagome:
do they have cable here? no? okay ill be going now screw this
bikes suck
cant you worry about other things? like what to do if a nail breaks 101?
sesshomaru:
happy days is the best song ever
unless you count the dragon tales theme song DEFINITLEY
i think ill get a tatto right....between... here. it shall be pink
FallOutGirlAARHinder on October 16, 2006, 9:51:30 AM
From SangoMiroku I dont want to get married with you besides I got a husband.
From Kogua
Inuyasha I never meant to call you a mutt I always looked up to me and will you watch barney with me
From Bankosiu (how ever you spell his name)
Jankotsiu (I dont know how to spell this name to) look at this prouta bag i just got
beckyUsui on September 6, 2006, 11:26:50 AM
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Naraku:I have to leave, Telletubbies comes on in Five minutes!!*Panics and Runs away*That was funny.*Dries eyes from laughing*
+Fave
inuyasha_naruto_lover on July 13, 2006, 4:38:17 AM
here's one for Naraku :DNaraku: I never really wanted the Shikon Jewel for evil..I really wanted..a pony *gets all teary-eyed*
Inu_lover1644 on April 17, 2006, 9:58:30 AM
LMAO! I luv this! lol, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNEH! LOL. *favs*UT_Inuyasha on January 24, 2006, 3:00:17 PM
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(I mean this in the most constructive and positive way posible)Hows about taking it a step further on the Miroku and Naraku parts and have Miroku sy that he is gay, and Naraku tells Kanna that he wants to watch (insert TV show) on her mirror.mikita_inugirl on December 19, 2005, 9:28:54 AM
Naraku: Inuyasha, I am your father. LOL!mikita_inugirl on December 19, 2005, 9:22:18 AM
Also, it would be funny to have Naraku say, "I hate PMS!" LOL!mikita_inugirl on December 19, 2005, 9:20:32 AM
It would be funny if you made Sesshomaru say in a cheery, showing happiness and emotion, voice, "I wanna be a freakin' pansy flower!"*Skips off joyfully in a frilly pink dress* LOL! dark_inu_lover on October 11, 2005, 11:20:20 PM
cool i think i have a coupple:inuyasha:uuh moe?...grour..bheee..no wait woef ya the last 1^^
sesshy:hey rin what do you think? should i get a tatoo of i love inuyasha on my butt or on my right arme?
kikyo:hey naraku?,can you make me a baboon soot to i love it^^
kagome:sango, can i have miroku you can have inuyasha if you want
shippo:can somebody get me some carrots? i hate the fracking candy its bad 4 my teeth!
sango:yow kirara wanna play feth? o wait she's a freggin cat o wel i'l ask inuyasha ^^
miroku:sesshy man i love you so mutch*touches sesshys but*nice @$$^^
naraku:PEACE TO THE WORLD!!^^
rin:sesshy, do you have any eyeshadow left? i look like a little stupid kid without it!
jaken:rin i love you so mutch!^^
kanna:where is all the collor in my cloze? i am sooo going shopping!
kagura:sesshy i hate you! i sooo love miroku more!
bankotzu:o man i hate this friggin sord its so fracking big!
souta:kagome, i want you to burn all my pokemon stuff righte now!
sesshy:inuyasha, can we sing jingle bells to gether?^^
woow that where sooo mutch never say things!
Starwolf24 on September 17, 2005, 12:32:33 AM
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Naraku-Next time on the togetherness channel!Ok im bad at spelling! but do you like it?
Rhea_Hitoma on July 26, 2005, 11:42:22 AM
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From Kagura: 1. Naraku, dad... I'm carrying Miroku's child...2. Freedom? pfft... I wanna be Naraku's slave for ever and ever and ever and ever...
hehehe ^^
Half-demonKagome on June 20, 2005, 12:00:07 PM
love em' here's some more.Inuyasha:
Inu-"Come on Kagome say it!"
Kag's response-"Why?"
Inu-"Please say it!"
Kag-"Fine SIT BOY!"
Inu-"Alright! I love it when I say that."
Kikyo:
*kisses Sessho on cheek*
Sessho-"Umm Kikyo I thought you liked Inuyasha."
Kikyo-"Not anymore you're way cuter!"
Naraku:
"Kagura where's my eye shadow? Did you use it? Ah here it is. Kanna I need your mirror."
Kanna:
"I hate my look I need more color, more expresion! And why do I have to carry around this f***ing mirror all the time? *throws mirror sharttering noises* There that's gone now I'm going shopping" *smiles and skips to the store.
"Screw you Naraku I ain't doin' what you say no more!"
LOL
Thisisreallymyusername on June 13, 2005, 10:38:41 PM
Sesshy rules! here are two things he would never say (they arent meant as insults, I love my Sesshy!): "I'll save you!" and "Rin! Did you take my eye shadow?"YukinaObbsessionist on September 8, 2004, 3:35:21 AM
I LOVE THIS STORY I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL! you obviously like Inuyasha too you should email me someitme y email si BukWormBritt@aol.com I LOVE THIS FAN FICfFox__fFire on August 13, 2004, 10:47:50 AM
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dang...your funny, youv got talent..XD i laughed when i read this o and i have a suggestion,you probably wont lik it though, Inuyasha:Lets play fetch!Come on Kagome..PLEASE throw the stick! Xiang on July 31, 2004, 10:07:52 AM
Xiang on
...actualy .. i think Sesshoumaru and kagura DO hook up in the manga.... so... thats kinda doesn't work... and i have a couple!Inu-yasha: FINALY! a fire-hidrent!
Sesshoumaru: What IS my fluff for?
Naraku: *sniff* I want my mommy!
Sesshoumaru: *sniff* I want my mommy!
Kagura: I ride on a feather... why do I ride on a feather.....
well you may not like them but there just some of mine.
Koolkat6968 on July 27, 2004, 2:05:52 AM
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don't hate your life you got alot of friends LOOOve the one about "i luv cows"got one 4 Kouga: i luv you Sango
shinto_grrl on July 27, 2004, 1:37:12 AM
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Bwahahahaha! That's sooooo funny! *adds to faves. That's GREAT! Heh heh. I especially liked it when you said: "Time to get you fixed Inuyasha." I would have NEVER thought of THAT! ^o^ woot woot!bishyboylover on July 12, 2004, 1:33:42 AM
1 4 NARAKU!!!!!!!!! "I hate this baboon pelt!I'm going to the mall to buy some real clothes!!"Supid,yes?
Comment 4 the insane?
Tore on June 28, 2004, 10:45:07 PM
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From Naraku1. hey look at mah big, hairy baboon butt!
2. forget the shikon no tama, i want Rin!
3. here Kagura, have your heart back, i dont want it.
4. weeeeeeee! *skips around like a little school girl* dont i look so pretty in a skirt?!?
5. Kana, lemme see the mirror, i think im getting split ends.
6. man...sesshomaru is SO hott! ^_~ maybe i should go kill Rin and take her place...
thats it! ^_____^ hehehe dont ask where all that came from, cause im not even sure XD lol weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! but i luv what youve gotten down so far! XD
Maylia_Intusha on June 8, 2004, 7:20:15 AM
Lol, abducted by purple carrots - haha! Hmm..I got one for Sango, and one for ShippoShippo: Kagome sucks! Why can't I have a better mother!?
Sango: I love hentais!
Natitsu_Fox_Demon on June 3, 2004, 2:25:56 AM
For InuYasha.'Kagome...I lied.I am NOT straight.I am gay.*walks up to Kouga*I love you.'
LOL
Dunno what that is...^_^
Koolkat6968 on June 2, 2004, 1:33:40 AM
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That's o.k. I don't have a life neither mine sucks more than yours I could be in Florida at the beach but no, nobody can take me down there ,man I hate livin in Texas in fact I hate my whole dang life!!bishyboylover on May 29, 2004, 2:10:00 AM
"I was apducted by purple carrots"?That too funny!Here's one 4 Sesshy: Jaken,you're the best freaking toad this side of Japan!I couldn't help myself because I have no life!
Koolkat6968 on May 19, 2004, 1:22:59 AM
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Ew I like dat idea *writes it down* I'll be sure to put that on theresketch on May 18, 2004, 3:52:03 AM
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hahahahaa!!!!! XD. i like when sesshoumaru says i love cows. he should say "I think I should braid my hair today, what'd think Rin?"sesshomaru_girl04 on May 15, 2004, 3:58:35 AM
lol, now that is funny! The sesshomaru ones are hilarious. =DInu_babe_13 on May 6, 2004, 8:08:31 AM
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*smiles and just shakes head* i love cows....HAHA...that was cute, i give u pointstinystarkitten on May 2, 2004, 8:06:53 AM
for miroku: I promise never to look at another girl's butt for the rest of my life. it's disrespectfulSuicidalMunkys on April 26, 2004, 3:55:55 AM
hahahahahahahahaaaaaa thats really funny!Kerushi on April 26, 2004, 3:48:46 AM
Kerushi on
Ha ha! That's great. I love Kagome's #5m, Sesshoumaru #2and 6! Too fuuny! Do some Shichinintai ones next, ok?Koolkat6968 on April 26, 2004, 2:18:01 AM
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C'mon ppl I need Idea'sKoolkat6968 on April 20, 2004, 2:03:50 AM
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you could have came up w/ a better comment Cody!Misurmora_Samurai on April 20, 2004, 2:02:51 AM
Hi. Cool. Readable. Interesting.Sesshoumaru_Dbz5 on April 19, 2004, 10:21:02 AM
COOL!!!! OH! I got one:(from Inuyasha)"Kagome! get your @$$ back down that well! I told you not to come back for a whole week! grr!"
... uh, Yay? -_-'
Akiko_Morana on April 17, 2004, 1:22:18 AM
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ohh! i have one! Sesshomaru: Why did I have to be born a dog demon? Bunnies are so cute and adorable! I want to be a bunny demon! fear my bunny wrath! Mwuhahahaha!!!!
sry. i just think that would be funny.
Black_Esper on April 16, 2004, 6:11:30 PM
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"1. what was I thinkin goin' for InuYasha? I should have went for Naraku", hahaha, that cracked me up XDD. Great ideas :)).Maybe.... how about Inuyasha --> " Kagome, will you take me on a walk ? Pleaaase ?? * puppy eyes*" ;)
Inu-Tasha on April 14, 2004, 1:11:31 PM
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um how boutinu-yasha
stop calling my inu-yasha call me doggy boy!!
lol crappy i know.
bishyboylover on April 14, 2004, 2:40:45 AM
So friggen funny!Here's one for Kagome:Come on Inuyasha!We're going to get u fixed!
Bad,I know,but I gots a guttermind and I have no life so I couldn't help it.^-^
kuramas_girl on April 10, 2004, 9:54:20 AM
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add more add more I got one for Kouga!!!!!!!(here it is --->) Kouga: Kagome I lied I'm gay, I don't want you as my women...I want Inuyasha. Inu your my man!!!!
(Yaio I know) x.x
yusuke_luv_gurl on April 10, 2004, 6:37:23 AM
really good! add more
Sango: Moroku I really really enjoied it when you were touching my behind. ^_^