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Chapter 1 - Is Your School Insane?

Another funny list! You never how insane your school can be...

Chapter 1 - Is Your School Insane?

Chapter 1 - Is Your School Insane?
I just had to makethis list. This year my school is seriously insane (okay, well mostly)!
 
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The teachers show you movies that they know every line of and they repeat the dialogue from memory as the movie plays. The teachers also show you musicals that they know all the songs to and they sing every song as it plays. The teachers force you the sing and dance to songs relating to the topic you are currently studying. The teachers hit people on the head for fun. (very lightly, though) The teachers start talking to each other and when you start laughing at their conversation, they hit you on the head and get really mad. Then, they will keep repeating all the things that they say really loudly. When everyone else does horribly on an assignment, they yell at all of you and then become calm as they rant about the one person who passed/did well. Then, they read the whole thing while everyone stares back at the person who wrote it with envy. The teachers force you to eat/drink disgusting foods relating to the topic you are currently studying. The teachers give you all the notes in the most monotonous voice ever. Then, they expect you to remember all of it or at least stay awake. Their projects are either far from creative or way too thought out. The guidelines give you a migraine by the time you finish them. You sit at your desk for hours trying to think of ways not to make them mad at you. They give three or more projects at a time and expect you to finish all of it while all the other teachers are doing the same. All the homework that they give you requires you to fry your brains to mush every night. It takes at least four hours to finish your homework every night. They emphasize one educational subject (at my school, it’s math). They take away your free period for a period of doing idiotic worksheets on that particular subject. They emphasize one subject in society (in my case, it’s bullying and harassment). They have at least three assemblies on the subject each year and the guidance counselor makes at least two PowerPoint presentations on the subject matter. The principal says the weirdest things and thinks they’re funny. You’d better laugh at it or else your in trouble. (Just make sure it’s supposed to be joke) Weekends are your only escape from the insane asylum they call school. They stick all the idiots into the AP classes, just because they want them to challenge themselves. It’s pretty obvious they just want to look better to others…[/list] 
Now for the big question: Isyour school insane? If you answered yes to:
0-6: Be thankful! I wish Iwent to your school… Say thanks for what you have because you never if next yearwill be different…
7-11: Your teachers andschool is partly insane. Better not drive them over the edge, huh?
12-18: We are comrades!Finally, another school is (almost) as insane as mine! (Yeah, all these thingsI said come straight from experience. Pretty bad, huh?) Pray for next year,hopefully it’ll be better…

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DemonessDarkFlame on September 8, 2007, 1:48:20 PM

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DemonessDarkFlameOMG, that's funny, andsooo true, only it's english in my school, and sex at the assemblies.... ^^ and my principal constantly yells *who's house is this?!" and expects us to answer "our house, wild cat's house" at every prep rally...... ^^ E-M-B-A-R-A-S-S-I-N-G!!

BrokenMoonScar on January 26, 2007, 7:38:40 AM

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BrokenMoonScarOnly like three of them did not apply.HA! I will E-mail this to my teacher that does most of these!

mushu262 on September 27, 2006, 2:25:49 AM

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mushu262My school got 6

Knuxs_1_fan on June 29, 2006, 9:11:36 AM

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Knuxs_1_fanwe r comrades omg its so annoying when the talk about the same thing over and over again grr this wuz funny *Favs*

prettykitty101 on May 12, 2006, 7:20:54 AM

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prettykitty101I only said yes to 2.

bloodyd on April 9, 2006, 10:20:31 AM

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bloodydthis is all so true lol

Kupo on April 3, 2006, 6:31:03 AM

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KupoMy school is partly insane! Yay I think... That's just like how I got on the other one. Speaking of stupid school stuff, a few years ago I went to a school with a really strict dress code and if you didn't bring a belt or something to school they'd make you look for one to borrow from the lost and found. Anyways great job w/ this one too! It was pretty funny. Especially the thing about the principal ^^

ermangel on February 6, 2006, 11:29:44 PM

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ermangelGood god, i'm not alone.

brent on February 5, 2006, 9:27:46 PM

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brenti wanna go to your school..... its better than mine..... got all except for #3

FFXgirl on January 15, 2006, 3:04:57 AM

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FFXgirlI'm so happy!!!!!!! My school only has #13 it takes me at leat 4 hours to do my homework every night. I feel bad for you!!!

Knuckles_prower168 on January 15, 2006, 1:51:57 AM

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Knuckles_prower168my skool got 12

SaSuKe_LuVeR on October 16, 2005, 9:45:21 AM

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SaSuKe_LuVeRdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, that is exactly, i meen exactly, like muh skewl i go to right now, tis middle skewl, but daaaaaaaaaaaang, that jus weird.

newmoonshinta on July 10, 2005, 12:20:48 AM

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newmoonshintaWe are comrades! Huzah! Well, we both kinda knew that anyway, but still! It' so funny how some of those things totally reflect on Mrs. Janes! I thought the food was kinda yummy, but the dancing is something I never want to do again! I got stuck with Micheal Calebrese! Erlak! But anyway, we're gonna face high school together with Em and we're gonna have a good time! Except for band, the practices are like uber long........ I have to play flute. Joy to the World. Oh well, that's life. But it's so depressing.....

SethsRazorbladeBitch on June 22, 2005, 2:54:12 PM

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SethsRazorbladeBitchmy school is very insane, I didn't keep track, but I'm sure we're comrades...

CN5 on June 21, 2005, 7:30:05 AM

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CN5OMG my school is insane! I MUST RUN!!!!!!!! *grabs food, water and CDs as i run to Indiana*

M-dawg on May 27, 2005, 3:35:43 AM

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M-dawgMy school is insane! I said yes to everyone except #14. We don't have a free period. Good thing it's over, AS OF TODAY.

pink-panther on May 21, 2005, 10:00:00 AM

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pink-pantherwe are comrades!!!hee hee! i HATE my skool! im transferrin tho! ^_^
hooray! except the people are more mature than the teachers where im goin!

#15 is at my skool - exact same subject and all ..O_o we must like..KNOW eachother! hee hee

Lanfear on April 10, 2005, 9:22:56 PM

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LanfearThis is sooo cool, love how you did it and great idea. Coming under my faves. Eva thought of becoming a stand up comedian *lol*. Lanfear

AnimeMangaLover on March 28, 2005, 7:40:15 AM

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AnimeMangaLoverHee hee: 7 ^^

killagamelord on March 11, 2005, 10:32:40 PM

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killagamelordok i have a tottally insane school to!get me outta here!

p.s.read my story!!!!!!!!!!!!

GothicDancer on January 23, 2005, 12:52:05 AM

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GothicDancerThe high school's only partly insane. Most of the things I said yes to were memories from middle school. I know it's hard, but ya gotta stay alive. I'm rooting for you!! *cheers*