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Chapter 1 - The First and Last Episode

Characters in Code Lyoko compete for a $10,000 prize. Who will win?

Chapter 1 - The First and Last Episode

Chapter 1 - The First and Last Episode
A note: I actually wrotethis and some other things for a different website so the characters may not beas they are in the actual anime. In this, Yumi is very violent and shesteals Ulrich’s sword a lot (for some strange, unknown reason…), Ulrich, is alot less hostile/depressed (whatever you want to call it), Aelita has no clueto what everyday objects are, Theo is a major perv (or at least Yumi thinksso), Sissy is annoying (well, that’s still the same), and Odd is a clown (asalways).
 
Me: Welcome to Fear Factor!Today we are in a world called Lyoko where six competitors have gathered tocompete for the $10,000 prize!
Please welcome Sissy, Yumi,Ulrich, Odd, Theo, and Aelita!
*audience applauds*
Odd: Where’d the audiencecome from?
Sissy: *making poses for thecameras* I love you all! Thank you! Thank you!
Me: We videotaped all ofthem saying their worst fears in front of the camera. And we’ll do our best tomake them come true!
Ulrich and Yumi: (in unison)WHAT?!?!?!?! *both blush*
Odd: So, that was what thatblinking red light was… Hey! Wait a minute!
Sissy: *laughs evilly*(innocently) Oops, was that me?
Theo: Uh oh…
Aelita: What’s a prize?
Me: Let’s see… who should westart with? Hmmm… how about Theo?
Theo: *eyes widen* Ah-
 
On video:
Theo: My worst fear would bea world without… girls… *drools*
 
Me: Um, I don’t think we cando that…
Sissy: *twitch twitch* …
Yumi: (at Theo) YOU…PERVERT!!!!! *charges at him with Ulrich’s sword*
Theo: Ahhhh!!! Save me,mommy!
*Theo runs out of the roomwith Yumi violently slashing at him with Ulrich’s sword*
Me: I guess he’s out… Let’shave a moment of silence.
Everyone: (except for Yumi)…
Yumi: (from outside) Getback here, you perv!
*nobody says anything whileYumi walks back into the room*
Yumi: (confused)What?
Me: Okay, Yumi, you’re next.
Yumi: No! Wait, stop-
 
On video:
Yumi: Do I really have totell you to be part of the show?
Interviewer: *nods*
Yumi: Okay, well, then myworst fear is for Ulrich to be gone in some way, happy?
 
*Yumi and Ulrich turn fromeach other and blush… a lot*
Sissy: Yumi, you are notstealing my Ulrich from me!
Ulrich: Who said I was yours?
Me: I guess we’ll just comeback to that one…
Yumi: Yeah, I agr-
Sissy: No! We’re settlingthis here and now!
Me: Ummmm… security?
*Yumi and Sissy charge ateach other and then decide to take it outside*
Me: Errrrrrr….
*Yumi comes back in with ableeding lip and scratches all over her body*
Me: Uhhh… are you all right?Should I call a paramedic?
Yumi: Don’t worry. It wasonly Sissy.
Me: (not convinced) Oh… soSissy’s gone. So we can see her tape then. Shall we?
 
On video:
Sissy: I’m afraid thatUlrich will never like me, not even a little… *sob*
 
Odd: Ha! Fear Factor can’tdo a thing about that! Because it’s already true!
Me: Oh, really, Odd? Well,why don’t we take a look at your tape then?
Odd: *looks down* …
Me: (thinking) Well, thatshut him up.
 
On video:
Odd: *blushing* Well, I wouldhate to have Sam break up with me…
 
Me: Geez, what’s with all ofthis mushy stuff?!
Odd: *points laser arrow atmy head* You making fun of me?
Me: *gulp* Okay, forget Isaid that…
Odd: I’m out of here
Me: Wait you can’t-
Odd: I can and I will! Bye!*walks out of the room*
Me: Okay… I guess we’ll rollUlrich’s videotape now…
Ulrich: *almost faints thencatches himself halfway and starts to hyperventilate instead*
 
On video:
Ulrich: I’m afraid that Yumiand I will never… be boyfriend and girlfriend… *blushes uncontrollably*
 
Yumi: Aw, Ulrich, you reallymean that?
Ulrich: *is hyperventilatinguncontrollably* *breathes in* Y-yes…
Yumi: Then let’s get out ofhere…
Ulrich: (surprised) Really?
Yumi: Yup
*Yumi and Ulrich walk out,hand in hand*
Me: *sigh* I’m all alone…
Aelita: Excuse me?
Me: Oh, yeah. Well, I guessyou’re the winner then…
Aelita: Yay!
*Aelita and I walk out withme attempting to explain to her what ten thousand dollars are used for*
*someone puts in the tape ofAelita*
 
On video: Aelita: Ummm…fear? What’s fear?
 
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Yay! Do you like it? I toldyou that their personalities are totally different from the real thing. Sorryif I offended anyone with this…

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blackdragon1991 on May 15, 2006, 10:12:15 AM

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blackdragon1991LOVE IT!!!!!!! please write more!!!!!

shadowformer12 on December 28, 2005, 4:12:57 AM

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shadowformer12oh my god it's even more hillarious reading it the second time

ShadowLove101 on October 27, 2005, 9:45:47 AM

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Liquid_Mix on August 17, 2005, 1:03:14 PM

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Liquid_MixI thought it was well good ^.^

LyokoDreamer on June 20, 2005, 6:07:46 PM

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LyokoDreamerOMG *faints frm laffin, gains conciousness LOL that was funny

OddLuvr4251 on October 27, 2004, 2:35:14 PM

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OddLuvr4251XD LMAO! Oh my gosh, I LOVE this! Is it okay if I sorta write something similar due to your inspirational humorous writing?

pink-panther on October 21, 2004, 8:36:57 AM

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pink-pantherHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!! at skewl i was bored & hyper so wen i tripped in the hall in an intersection i screamed , "ITS A XANA ATTACK!AAAAAAAAAAA!"
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