Chapter 1 - 1-DOOM!!
Submitted June 14, 2005 Updated January 1, 2006 Status Incomplete | O_O Random fic. I have been writing some depressing stuff latly so heres a funny one. Sorta. At least in my point of view. Me and my friends are stuck in a white room and have to do the test...OF DOOM! o_O No flames.
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Chapter 1 - 1-DOOM!!
Chapter 1 - 1-DOOM!!
*Tala, the sister, enters the white room*
Tala: O_O Oh my gawd! ^_^ It be so bright in here! *Takestop off and sunbathes*
*Jack, the brother, enters the white room*
Jack: O_O /)_( Tala! Put your bloody shirt back on!
Tala: O_O T.T But me wanna sunbathe.
Jack: -_- Too bad.
Tala: -.- I shall get you for this. *Shakes fist at himand puts top back on*
Jack: -_- Thank you. o_O How did we get in here?
Tala: o_o We opened that door. The one with the holy thronewithin!
Jack: -_- The loo?
Tala: ^_^ Yes. That.
Jack: >_< Baka!
Tala: Am not
Jack: Are too!
Tala: Am not!!!!
Jack: -_- Are too now shut up.
*InsaneOne, aka IS, enters the white room*
IS: *tackles/hugs*HYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: O_O
Tala: o_o It my soul sista!
IS: O_O OMG!! Hya!!! *tackle/hugs* ^_^ *plays thebrains song*
Jack: -_-;;
Tala: ^_^ *dances*
Jack: -_- Why can’t I have any normal people to hang aroundwith?
Anthony, aka AM, enters the white room
AM: O_O/))
Jack: >_< Thank God!
Tala: AM! *jumps on his back and hugs* ^.^ WhereBecky?
AM: I killed her and ate her liver.
Tala: O_O
IS: O_O
Jack: O_O
AM: O_O *everyone’s doing it*
Tala: T_T Poor Becky!!!!
IS: You sick sick human being! >_< *bites air*
Jack: -_- Good job. Couldn’t have done it better myself.
AM: ^_^ I know. I’m a genius!
*Mysterious Voice, aka Voice, enters the white room*
Voice: *breaths like Darth Vader*
Tala: O_O OMG. *takes autograph book out* Anakin! Iam your daughter!! *Bows*
Jack: -_- Get up! >_<
Voice: I am the great-unknown voice!!
IS: O_O Finally! I meet you at last!!!
Voice: -_-;
Jack: What’s a voice doing in a white room?
AM: O_O Everything is so white.
Tala: I wanna color!!! *takes white crayon out and drawson wall*
IS: Me too!!!! *Follows*
Jack: -_-;
AM: -_-;
Voice: ENOUGH! You are all in a test! Yes, a test! A test…OFDOOM!
AM: O_o. Riiight.
Voice: The test? You have to STAY in this white room. For 24hours!!
Jack: O_O
AM: O_O
Tala: *coloring*
IS: *biting air*
Voice: Muwahahahaha *coughs*...hahahaha!!!
Jack: *clawing at walls* NUUUUU!!!!!!
AM: *digging a hole* Gotta get out!!!!
Voice: Not only that. But throughout our little“experience”, I am going to add a few gusts. Some you may like. Some you mayloathe!
Jack: >_< Evil!
AM: T_T Why? Why us? WHYYY!!!
Voice: -_- I drew your names out of a hat.
Jack: O_O. Must get revenge on hat.
AM: -_-;
Voice: And sometimes, I will fill up this room with aspecial gas. A gas…OF DOOM!
IS: O_O Yes!!!!
Voice: Muwahahaha...*Coughs* …hahaahahaha!!!! *Fadesaway laughing*
Tala: O_O Noo!!!!! ANAKIN! I AM YOUR OFFSPRING!! COME BACK!FATHER!! *Runs into wall*
AM: O_O We’re stuck.
Jack: O_O With them.
IS: O_O No way out.
Tala: O_O I gotta go pee.
All: O_O
O_O I’m not good at writing funny stuff. But I tried. Thisis chapter one. More chapters shall follow if you give good comments. Andcookies!!! Anyway, you know the drill. Comments gooood. Flames baaaad. ^_^Later.
Tala: O_O Oh my gawd! ^_^ It be so bright in here! *Takestop off and sunbathes*
*Jack, the brother, enters the white room*
Jack: O_O /)_( Tala! Put your bloody shirt back on!
Tala: O_O T.T But me wanna sunbathe.
Jack: -_- Too bad.
Tala: -.- I shall get you for this. *Shakes fist at himand puts top back on*
Jack: -_- Thank you. o_O How did we get in here?
Tala: o_o We opened that door. The one with the holy thronewithin!
Jack: -_- The loo?
Tala: ^_^ Yes. That.
Jack: >_< Baka!
Tala: Am not
Jack: Are too!
Tala: Am not!!!!
Jack: -_- Are too now shut up.
*InsaneOne, aka IS, enters the white room*
IS: *tackles/hugs*HYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: O_O
Tala: o_o It my soul sista!
IS: O_O OMG!! Hya!!! *tackle/hugs* ^_^ *plays thebrains song*
Jack: -_-;;
Tala: ^_^ *dances*
Jack: -_- Why can’t I have any normal people to hang aroundwith?
Anthony, aka AM, enters the white room
AM: O_O/))
Jack: >_< Thank God!
Tala: AM! *jumps on his back and hugs* ^.^ WhereBecky?
AM: I killed her and ate her liver.
Tala: O_O
IS: O_O
Jack: O_O
AM: O_O *everyone’s doing it*
Tala: T_T Poor Becky!!!!
IS: You sick sick human being! >_< *bites air*
Jack: -_- Good job. Couldn’t have done it better myself.
AM: ^_^ I know. I’m a genius!
*Mysterious Voice, aka Voice, enters the white room*
Voice: *breaths like Darth Vader*
Tala: O_O OMG. *takes autograph book out* Anakin! Iam your daughter!! *Bows*
Jack: -_- Get up! >_<
Voice: I am the great-unknown voice!!
IS: O_O Finally! I meet you at last!!!
Voice: -_-;
Jack: What’s a voice doing in a white room?
AM: O_O Everything is so white.
Tala: I wanna color!!! *takes white crayon out and drawson wall*
IS: Me too!!!! *Follows*
Jack: -_-;
AM: -_-;
Voice: ENOUGH! You are all in a test! Yes, a test! A test…OFDOOM!
AM: O_o. Riiight.
Voice: The test? You have to STAY in this white room. For 24hours!!
Jack: O_O
AM: O_O
Tala: *coloring*
IS: *biting air*
Voice: Muwahahahaha *coughs*...hahahaha!!!
Jack: *clawing at walls* NUUUUU!!!!!!
AM: *digging a hole* Gotta get out!!!!
Voice: Not only that. But throughout our little“experience”, I am going to add a few gusts. Some you may like. Some you mayloathe!
Jack: >_< Evil!
AM: T_T Why? Why us? WHYYY!!!
Voice: -_- I drew your names out of a hat.
Jack: O_O. Must get revenge on hat.
AM: -_-;
Voice: And sometimes, I will fill up this room with aspecial gas. A gas…OF DOOM!
IS: O_O Yes!!!!
Voice: Muwahahaha...*Coughs* …hahaahahaha!!!! *Fadesaway laughing*
Tala: O_O Noo!!!!! ANAKIN! I AM YOUR OFFSPRING!! COME BACK!FATHER!! *Runs into wall*
AM: O_O We’re stuck.
Jack: O_O With them.
IS: O_O No way out.
Tala: O_O I gotta go pee.
All: O_O
O_O I’m not good at writing funny stuff. But I tried. Thisis chapter one. More chapters shall follow if you give good comments. Andcookies!!! Anyway, you know the drill. Comments gooood. Flames baaaad. ^_^Later.
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YukinaObbsessionist on June 18, 2005, 10:27:03 AM
*GIVEZ DOZENZ OF CAT SHAPED COOKIEZ AND COOKIE DOUGHZ* O_o I didn't notice last time you wanted cookiez, O_o Did you put that in after I read? O_o Ummerz I looked through and found and decided to read story again, and I had a smile on my face da whole time (I smile without realizing it a bunch) ~_^. Yeah, I wuz laughing and giggling. Awesomenezz and spectacular story!!!!!!!O_O Write more! *wavez to Big Brother a.k.a. The Voice* ^_^ Hehe. EXCELLENT JOB!!!!!!*tacklez/hugglez* ~~~~~~~LUVZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~YukinaObbsessionist on June 14, 2005, 4:59:19 PM
Heya, O_o I'm way more insane and awesome than that. O_o But still SWEETNEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!It rulez, such funniezz, O_O *waves to voice, Heya Big Brother!* O_o Part of my world is in that white room. Such fond memoriez! HEHE! HEY EVERYONE I'M INSANEONE! WHO EATS DA AIR! ^_^ Bitinezz. Mysterious you are da bomb, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I luv it! YOu gotta make more or else suffer da wrath of the Rabid Mutant Midget Squirrelz, African Killer Beez, Deadly Poisonous Bite-Happy Snakez, and me, Da Insane Hyper Stalker. O_O *Hissez* Get writing! And drawing! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!Spectacular! Genius! YAY!!!!!!!!!!O_O EIGHTY-GAZILLION THUMBS UP!!!!! Writer: Idiot, you don't have that many thumbs. O_O WRITER YOUR BACK!!!!!!!AH! Writer: I never left you jit. (git?) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*diez* O_O Gotta go I'm being attacked and abducted by alienz!!!!!!!!!O_O *scarez alienz away* NOOOOOOOOO TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!ORLANDO BLOOM AND JOHNNY DEPP AND JAMEZ MARSTERS AND WILL SMITH ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT! *burnz comment* HA ITS A FLAME AGAIN!HEHEHEHWMMUWAHAHAHA! O_O Nighttime is when I wake up for realz. Mls. (much laughs) (for those who don't knw of me! HEHE) *tacklez/hugglez* I LUV IT!!!!!!!! PLEZ MAKE MORE!!!!!O_O OR ELSE!!!!!!!!I HAFTA KILL YA!!!!!!!O_O *enters room of .....BLACK!!!!!!!!!grave_keeper on June 14, 2005, 12:21:18 PM
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O_O XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL!! **waves hand** i'm AM!!! i am so cool ^_^ yesh, do more and finish this or i will get you ^_^ heh heh **runs away**