Chapter 1 - Naruto

Naruto opens the door and looks around.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.

Naruto: Uhhhh... Where am I? o.O

You are in the land of jimmy jop!

Naruto: Okay.... Who are you? o.O

I'm your conscions (sp?) Naruto....

Naruto:...

Ahem! Naruto made out with a bowl of ramen.

Naruto: WHAT?!?! That Was Once!

According to my calculations, you did it... 200 times....

Naruto: Damn it, busted.

Naruto has secret marriages with ramen.

Naruto: NO I DONT!!! -Turns Red-

Naruto secretly hates the third hokage's guts and is glad he's dead.

Naruto: No I dont!!! He was a nice old man!

Naruto... Naruto is gay for Sasuke!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

Naruto: WHAT?!?! NOW YOU DID IT!

Did What?

Naruto: Ooooh >_< HAREM NO JUTSU!

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Naruto: Huh?!?! How come your not blinded by my good looks?

One I am not a male.... I dont have a gender.... Im a voice in your head Naruto... Two I cannot fall for anything for I am immortal....

Naruto: OOOOH DAMN!!! D:

Anyway.... Naruto....

Naruto:....

I am your father!!!

Naruto: WHAT?!?! IM GONNA SUE YOU!!! >_<

Son, dont be like that, I love you ^-^

Naruto: I HATE YOU!!! D:

Naruto, steals old men's ramen...

Naruto: NUUUUU I Dont!!! >_< Plus Your Making me Hungry! When I Become Hokage Im Gonna Kill You.

Okay :D

Naruto runs out of the room in rage.

-Checks list- Hmmmmm.... Oooooh!!! This Is Gonna Be Great!!! >xDDD

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