Chapter 1 - Is Your Dad a Dumbbum by Qing

Is your Dad a Dumb Bum?






The 5 ways to tell by Qing










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When asked questions on what he thinks of animal testing does he:




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Say- its too bad, animals are cute




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Say- hmmm animal testing is ok for medicine but not for cosmetics




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Say-What species is that again?




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When near a hot stove does your Dad:




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a) Pour Petrol on it to put it out





b) Say- Be careful





c) Put his hand on it










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When the time comes for your Dad to give you The Talk does he:




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Say- Its what your Mum and I do




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Say- Wear protective material when you do it and only when your over 30




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Say- Its fun




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When give your Dad a pair of Socks for Christmas does he:




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Smile and nod




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Say- and tomorrow Ill teach you how to shave!




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Instantly put them on his head




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When near a weapon of mass destruction does your Dad:




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Poke it




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Back away




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Press the destruct button




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Mostly As: Your Dads not a complete idiot but he has his moments, his many, many moments&











Mostly Bs: Your Dad is pretty clever he knows how to handle those awkward situations.











Mostly Cs: Trade him in for a new one! There are chimps out there in the Congo cleverer than him- hes a DUMB BUM!

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