Chapter 1 - I'm Sorry

I'm sorry





I made this song to say I'm sorry

I'm singing it now to apologize

For saying things to you….

That weren't very nice



I'm sorry I threw a pie in your face

I'm sorry I called you a big disgrace

I'm sorry I made you miss your math test

And I'm sorry I said your hair was a rat's nest



I didn't mean to tear your dress

Or make your room such a mess

I couldn't help that the horse thought your hair was hay

Or that you got food poisoning last May

That car crash last week was not my fault

I didn't unscrew the lid to the salt



I never meant to make you cry

When I found out that shampoo was hair dye

I couldn't help that that you misread

The label on your pet's food

So sorry he's dead



I don't know why your brakes didn't work

Or why that truck driver was such a jerk

I am so sorry it all did happen

I'm sorry you crashed in the middle of Japan…



I didn't mean to make you cry

When I started dating your guy…

Also I'm sorry…

This is all a lie.

Sheesh, I thought you'd NEVER die.





A/N: Yes, I am a disturbed little girl….aren't I?

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