Chapter 1 - The Visit
Submitted May 1, 2007 Updated May 1, 2007 Status Complete | Ever wondered what would happen if Joey visited Kaiba while he was working? Well, read to find out! And it is NOT A YAOI! So don't ask!
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Chapter 1 - The Visit
Chapter 1 - The Visit
-Joey is on the computer bugging Kaiba on the internet by e-mail.-
Joey: So rich boy, got any plans?
Kaiba: No, and if I did, I wouldn't reveal them to you.
Joey: Wow, it seems like someone needs someone to keep him company and cheer him up. I'm on my way!
- Joey goes to Kaiba's office and Kaiba is doing some work.-
Joey: Whatcha doing?
Kaiba: Work.
Joey: What kind of work?
Kaiba: Duel Monsters card work.
-Joey comes around to Kaiba.-
Joey: HEY! Youre ordering cards!
Kaiba: So?
Joey: Why do you get all of these cool cards?
Kaiba: Because I'm Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp
-Joey is mimicking him while making funny faces to go with it.-
Joey: Can you order me a card or two or a hundred or two hundred or more?
Kaiba: Heck no.
Joey: Why not?
Kaiba: Because I hate you.
Joey: Well thats not a nice thing to say for someone who came over to cheer you up, and I made cookies.
Kaiba: (surprised) You did?
Joey: Yep made em my self. Try them.
-Kaiba chews for a moment then gives a dying look and turns green and spits it out.-
Kaiba: What in the world did you put in there?!
Joey: (Looking hurt) The usual sugar, flour, salt, baking powder, brown sugar, oil, milk, pizza, hamburgers, meat, ice cream, sushi, candy, and a lot of other stuff I can't name.
Kaiba: You put pizza, hamburgers, meat, ice cream, sushi, candy, and a lot of other stuff in?!
Joey: Yeah.
Kaiba: Get the heck out of my office!! NOW!!
Joey: Not unless you order me a card.
Kaiba: Oh all right. What do you want?
Joey: The 3 Egyptian God Cards!!
Kaiba: Ask Yugi that. He has them
Joey: Fine how about (I am going to make this up) Gaia the Fierce Night # 48 (Atk 5,000/Def 4000 super rare)
Kaiba: Ok fine, now get out
-He hands him the card and smirks (you'll find out in a minute)-
-Joey runs off.-
Joey: Hey Yug, I'm gonna be the new King of Games!!
Yugi: What makes you say that?
Joey: I got this card that'll help. I challenge you to a duel!
-They duel till he has the card and tries to play it.-
Joey: Hn?! It's not working! (He makes that anime confused look)
Yami: Thats because its a fake. Now that you have no monsters or traps, I can beat you.
Joey: Oh boy (he makes that face in Waking the Dragons season of the Croquet hammer thing)
-Back at Kaiba's office-
Kaiba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (And so on)
Joey: So rich boy, got any plans?
Kaiba: No, and if I did, I wouldn't reveal them to you.
Joey: Wow, it seems like someone needs someone to keep him company and cheer him up. I'm on my way!
- Joey goes to Kaiba's office and Kaiba is doing some work.-
Joey: Whatcha doing?
Kaiba: Work.
Joey: What kind of work?
Kaiba: Duel Monsters card work.
-Joey comes around to Kaiba.-
Joey: HEY! Youre ordering cards!
Kaiba: So?
Joey: Why do you get all of these cool cards?
Kaiba: Because I'm Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp
-Joey is mimicking him while making funny faces to go with it.-
Joey: Can you order me a card or two or a hundred or two hundred or more?
Kaiba: Heck no.
Joey: Why not?
Kaiba: Because I hate you.
Joey: Well thats not a nice thing to say for someone who came over to cheer you up, and I made cookies.
Kaiba: (surprised) You did?
Joey: Yep made em my self. Try them.
-Kaiba chews for a moment then gives a dying look and turns green and spits it out.-
Kaiba: What in the world did you put in there?!
Joey: (Looking hurt) The usual sugar, flour, salt, baking powder, brown sugar, oil, milk, pizza, hamburgers, meat, ice cream, sushi, candy, and a lot of other stuff I can't name.
Kaiba: You put pizza, hamburgers, meat, ice cream, sushi, candy, and a lot of other stuff in?!
Joey: Yeah.
Kaiba: Get the heck out of my office!! NOW!!
Joey: Not unless you order me a card.
Kaiba: Oh all right. What do you want?
Joey: The 3 Egyptian God Cards!!
Kaiba: Ask Yugi that. He has them
Joey: Fine how about (I am going to make this up) Gaia the Fierce Night # 48 (Atk 5,000/Def 4000 super rare)
Kaiba: Ok fine, now get out
-He hands him the card and smirks (you'll find out in a minute)-
-Joey runs off.-
Joey: Hey Yug, I'm gonna be the new King of Games!!
Yugi: What makes you say that?
Joey: I got this card that'll help. I challenge you to a duel!
-They duel till he has the card and tries to play it.-
Joey: Hn?! It's not working! (He makes that anime confused look)
Yami: Thats because its a fake. Now that you have no monsters or traps, I can beat you.
Joey: Oh boy (he makes that face in Waking the Dragons season of the Croquet hammer thing)
-Back at Kaiba's office-
Kaiba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (And so on)
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