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Chapter 1 - The Dog Who Thought He Was A Cat

My dog turned into a cat for five minutes

Chapter 1 - The Dog Who Thought He Was A Cat

Chapter 1 - The Dog Who Thought He Was A Cat
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Once upon a time, there was a dog who thought he was a cat. This dog goes by the name of Junior.
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One day Junior's master took him for a walk; when he was just your average dog. They lived in some random rich place in New York City, New York. Junior and his master were taking a walk, and Junior noticed a cat.
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He looked at the cat oddly and was thinking what it would be like if he could swap places with that cat for just one day, to see what it's like. He went up to the cat and told him about the plan, and the cat agreed. Then the cat finally said, “But how are we going to switch places, I mean it's very obvious I'm a cat and it's very obvious you're a dog.”
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Junior said, “You're going to have to gain 5 lbs, and I'm going to have to lose 5 lbs.” They shook paws and claws and moved to a different spot where the other one was standing. Immediately, Junior went home, went on the treadmill with speeds up to ten mph. While the cat spent two hours by his food and water bowl.
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The next day, they met back in the same spot as yesterday looking fatter and skinnier than ever. They swapped spots again while their masters weren't looking and Junior's master took the cat home, and the cat's master took Junior home.
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As soon as Junior got to the cat's house, the cat's owner fed him, and it was TUNA!!! Junior's most despised food. Junior ran out the door. As soon as the cat got home with Junior's master, Junior's master fed the cat and it was PIZZA WITH JALAPENOS!!! The cat's most hated food. The cat ran out the door.
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Junior and the cat met up in their usual spot and agreed never to do that again. Now they have to gain their usual weight back, and they lived happily ever after.
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THE END
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