Chapter 1 - Complete story

This is just a bunch of completely random stuff I made with my cousin. Ivo never got to do a bunch of stuff before, but now that he has the power of a god, now he can.

In Japan...

Eggman: *Pokes a demon with a stick* "Ha ha! Take that you stupid demon! Yeah that's right; you can't do anything about it!"

He was poking a Japanese centipede demon which he tied down with some rope.

LATER!...

Croix: "He he he *girly laugh* this is going to be hilarious...."

Eggman and Croix sit in the tree next to Sailor Moon's window.

Sirena: "Hello I'm home...WTF!!!"

Sirena's cat, Luna, was shaved by the egg duo. There was a message on her side that read, "You suck, Sailor Moon! -Sailor Mars"

Sirena: "Damn it, Rei!"

She runs out of the house to Rei (Sailor Mars' house)

Eggman: "Hahahahahaha, she is so stupid!"

Croix is laughing so hard, tears are coming out of his eyes.

Croix: *Adjusting the bowtie Eggman had givin him* "This is going exactly as you planned, Master Robotnik! Ha ha ha ha!"

Eggman: "This is only the beginning..."

Later! (Once again)...

Eggman has pulled out a blow torch and is burning the studeo to "That's So Raven" (That's right; I hate that show).

Eggman: "Muhahahaha! BURN! Fire in the morning, fire in the evening, fire at supper time!"

Raven: "AWWW CRAP!" *Spontaniously combusts*

Croix: "That's right, BURN YOU LITTLE WHORE!!!!"

Eggman and Croix run out of the studio. They hop onto the Egg Mobile and fly off. They made their way to Clark Kent's apartment.

Eggman: "This'll show him! Hand me the 'spare costume' ."

Croix hands him "the spare" and Eggman switches the spare with Clark's real Superman outfit. A minute later, Clark runs in to put it on with Batman, when...

Batman: *Looks at Superman's 'spare', which happened to be a normal pare of underware that said 'Lex Corp' on it* "What the hell are you wearing?"

Superman: "What do you mean? *Looks down* WHAT THE HELL!??!"

Robin: "HOLY SUPERMAN'S UNDERWEAR!! THAT PAIR SAYS "LEX CORP" ON IT!"

Superman hears Eggman and Croix laughing and reveals their position, but because Eggman has the power of a god, he beat the crap out of him.

Eggman: "Ha ha! I beat you in your underwear!"

Captain Underpants flys in.

Capt. Underpants: "Tra la laaaaaaa!"

Capt. Underpants gives Superman a wedgie and gives Eggman his autograph.

Inside Bowser's castle...

Eggman and Croix: "He he he he..."

Bowser comes in.

Bowser: "Hey, what the heck?"

Eggman and Croix fly away in the Egg Spray-can. Bowser is steaming. He turns to notice what Eggman sprayed on the walls.

Bowser, who obviously can't read, asked a troopa to tell him what was written on the walls.

Troopa: "It says, 'Bowser sucks! Make way for the Eggman Empire!' "

Bowser: "WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT??!!"

Later, again, Eggman and Croix are at Azeroth from Warcraft watching a game of "Judicator's Night Elf Football". It was the Bears versus the Patriots. (By the way, the Patriots is an undead team with their star player, Walter Payton). Payton ran another 100 yrd. dash.

Eggman: *Raising his #1 finger* "YESS! GO, PAYTON!"

Croix: *Takes another drink from his Egg beer drinking hat (couldn't think of a name)* "WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!"

After the game, (The Patriots won. Sorry Bears fans) Eggman and Croix fly off towards The Easter Bunny's lair and beat the crap out of the rabbit. Easter is now under the influence of Eggman. The duo then went to hunt Bugs Bunny.

Eggman: "SHHHHH! Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits."

Croix: *Elmers retarded laugh*

After about an hour, Eggman spotted Bugs. He aimed his Egg Sniper at him.

Bugs: "Hey..What's up, doc?"

Eggman: *Shoots Bugs in the chest. Blood gushes out of the wound* "That's 'Dr. Robotnik' to you, you rascally rabbit!"

Bugs: "AHHHH! GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!!!"

Croix stabs him with his hand (he can do that) and Bugs stops moving. He is carried away by a troop of Egg pawns.

Later (for the last time)! At a bar...

Eggman: "Whoooh! Today was exhausting. But, it was worth it. I've never felt so...successful...."

Croix: "A little beer chant; for The Eggman Empire!"

Everyone in the bar (Including Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel): "Zikky zackey zikky zackey, hoy hoy hoy! Zikky zackey zikky zackey, hoy hoy hoy! Zikky zackey zikky zackey, hoy hoy hoy!!! *Everyone takes a big drink of their hard liquer.*

THE END (Special thanks to my cousin, Jordie)

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this messed up story except Croix, who is like half-owned. Aww screw it. I made him up. He's mine, and nothing else in this story is.

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