Chapter 1 - Intro to Insanity
Submitted June 4, 2005 Updated June 4, 2005 Status Incomplete | A hilarious fake chatroom featuring characters from Full Metal Alchemist!
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Chapter 1 - Intro to Insanity
Chapter 1 - Intro to Insanity
Welcome to the Chatroom of Craziness.
FieryHottieGuy has entered the room.
FieryHottieGuy: Hey is anyone in here?
*Tumbleweed rolls by.*
IamNotAPipsquak has entered the room.
CuteMechanicGirlie has entered the room.
CuteMechanicGirlie: Hey, who are you?
IamNotAPipsquak: I'm Edward, who are you?
FieryHottieGuy: What is a squak?
CuteMechanicGirlie: Your name is What Is A Squak?
FieryHottieGuy:No, Edward's screen name!
IamNotAPipsquak: Oh shut up!
FieryHottieGuy: Oh shut up!
IamNotAPipsquak: Stop it!
FieryHottieGuy: Stop it!
KnightInShiningArmor has entered the room.
KnightInShiningArmor: Hello.
IamNotAPipsquak: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!!
FieryHottieGuy: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!!
KnightInShiningArmor: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *sob*
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
IamNotAPipsquak: O_O
FieryHottieGuy: O_O
PrincessAlicia has entered the room.
PrincessAlicia: O_O
2Hot2Handle has entered the room.
HottyBlondyGal has entered the room.
2Hot2Handle: Chatroom typing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations!!!!!!
HottyBlondyGal: -_-, Are you in here Brigadeer General Sir?
FieryHottieGuy: Hawkeye!?
IamNotAPipsquak: O_o, They both have delusions of being hot.
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
PrincessAlicia: O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
FieryHottieGuy: Why you little!!!!!!!!!
HottyBlondyGal: *cracks knuckles* Oh Edward! *sweet smile*
IamNotAPipsquak: O_O AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FieryHottieGuy: *blasts Edward with super fiery hot skills and gorgeous body*
IamNotAPipsquak: You can't hurt me through a computer you ugly old loser.
FieryHottieGuy: *eye twitches* *hyperventilates*
HottyBlondyGal: Hey, your not Roy Mustang!
FieryHottieGuy: Excuse me?
HottyBlondyGal: I'm Roy Mustang you imposter!
PrincessAlicia: Roy is a hot blonde? Does that mean since he said that he's homosexual?
KnightInShiningArmor: What's a homosexual?
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O I'AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!
PrincessAlicia: *snickers*
HottyBlondyGal: Sorry, that was Roy, he is here with me.
IamNotAPipsquak: You to are together?!
HottyBlondyGal: Yes, I just said that.
IamNotAPipsquak: Well, since Roy is homosexual, I guess that means Roy is a girl, or Hawkeye is a boy.
HottyBlondyGal: YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!
2Hot2Handle: If Roy is there with you who is FieryHottieGuy?
FieryHottieGuy: I'm Roy Mustang!
HottyBlondyGal: No your not I'am!
KnightInShiningArmor: WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!! *finds it in dictionary* A person attracted sexually to those of the same gender. Oh well see whats so wrong about.....OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! *squeals*
FieryHottieGuy: Excuse me, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
HottyBlondyGal: Did Alphonse Elric just squeal?
2Hot2Handle: *squeals* I can too, squealing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations.
IamNotAPipSquak: You have problems.
FieryHottieGuy: As if you don't you adorable little runt.
IamNotAPipsquak: WHAD'YA MEAN PERSON SO TINY WHEN A FAT LADY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE THE TINY PERSON GET SQUASHED!!
CuteMechanicGirlie: Yo mama jokes! YAY!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Yo mama so ugly the ugly stick she was beaten with broke.
2Hot2Handle: Yo mama jokes have been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations, in fact, Yo mama is a respectable clean young woman with an honest job.
IamAPipSquak: Why are we making fun of each other's mothers?
PrincessAlicia: Yo mother is from your brother's other lover.
FieryHottieGal: Awww I think the tin can is crying.
KnightInShiningArmor: Leave me alone meanie!!!!
TornadoFreak has entered the room.
TornadoFreak: I'm missing my tin can!
FieryHottieGal: Your tin can, like a tin can like.......
PrincessAlicia: HELLO THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!!!!!!!!
*All stare out the computer screen at people reading*
CuteMechanicGirlie: What's a computer?
All: O_o Dono.
TornadoFreak: La la la la, we're off to see the wizard the wonderful Wizard of OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *pull out bazooka's and fire*
TornadoFreak has left the room.
ChatManager: Hello, TornadoFreak's connection has been lost, if you wish to contact her, stab yourself suckers because she deader than a girl who just took advantage of her boyfriend.
ChatManager leaves without having ever come.
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O
PrincessAlicia: Well, on the subject of crude and horrible judgemental jokes, who hates preppies and blondes?
2Hot2Handle: What is a preppy?
CuteMechanicGirlie: What's wrong with blondes?
FieryHottieGal: Other than their faces you mean.
PrincessAlicia: Blondes are dumb.
CuteMechanicGirlie: Blondes aren't dumb! *starts choking*
KnightInShiningArmor: What's wrong Winry?
CuteMechanicGirlie: *slow breath* Phew, I totally like forgot how to breathe.
(A note to all people, please take no offense to this, I don't mean any offense to any gender, race, sexuality, or genre of person, thank you!)
IamNotAPipSquak: I have it!
PrincessAlicia: Have what?
FieryHottieGuy: He never had it.
IamNotAPipSquak: FieryHottieGuy is Envy!
PrincessAlicia: Oh gee, nice job, you blew our cover, now he knows your Envy and I'm Greed.
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: You are supposed to be dead! Princess Alicia, I thought you were Maes Hughs.
FieryHottieGuy: Nah, just thinks he's hot, wait a second, Hughs is dead you stupid little weirdo, and so are we, we are in HFIL! (For those of you that don't know it's a world from DragonBall Z that refers basically to Hell, it stands for Home For Infinite Losers.)
CuteMechanicGirlie: I'am not fat!
HottyBlondyGal: O_o Righto then, we'll MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I shall leave for now but I shall be back to claim this world! Muwahaha I do brides, just so you know for when I take over the world.
2Hot2Handle: You do brides?
HottyBlondyGal: No, why would I?
IamNotAPipSquak: Hah, Envy is hey wait, is envy a boy or girl?
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O
FieryHottieGuy: Oh I see it said brides, what I meant was bribes.
IamNotAPipSquak: Oh, we know what you meant. *snickers*
FieryHottieGuy: Grrrr, Greed, let's go!
FieryHottieGuy has left the chatroom
PrincessAlicia has left the chatroom.
HottyBlondyGal: We have to go, we have important business.
IamNotAPipsquak: We know what kind of business you have.
HottyBlondyGal: *annoyance marks*
HottyBlondyGal has left the room.
2Hot2Handle: I must go to farewell.
2Hot2Handle has left the room.
CuteMechanicGirlie: Hey I wanna be popular!
CuteMechanicGirlie has left the room.
IamNotAPipsquak: Hey, why are Hawkeye and Mustang here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
IamNotAPipsquak has left the room.
KnightInShiningArmor: *sob* Everyone left me. Brother!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
KnightInShiningArmor has left the room.
StalkerPsycho has entered the room.
StalkerPsycho: *clears throat*
StalkerPsycho: THIS FAN FIC IS DONE GO AWAY SHOOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOO GO AWAY LITTLE FLY PEOPLES GO AWAY!!!!!!!
StalkerPsycho gets bazooka shot.
StalkerPsycho has left the room.
FanFic Writer: *Hears knock at door.* * All fanfic people are outside* *gets tackled and mauled and attacked*
FanFicWriter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rabid Midgets are attacking me!!!!!!!!
Edward: MIDGET!?
FanFic Writer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O_O -_- ^_^ Watch Kirby Dance.
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FieryHottieGuy has entered the room.
FieryHottieGuy: Hey is anyone in here?
*Tumbleweed rolls by.*
IamNotAPipsquak has entered the room.
CuteMechanicGirlie has entered the room.
CuteMechanicGirlie: Hey, who are you?
IamNotAPipsquak: I'm Edward, who are you?
FieryHottieGuy: What is a squak?
CuteMechanicGirlie: Your name is What Is A Squak?
FieryHottieGuy:No, Edward's screen name!
IamNotAPipsquak: Oh shut up!
FieryHottieGuy: Oh shut up!
IamNotAPipsquak: Stop it!
FieryHottieGuy: Stop it!
KnightInShiningArmor has entered the room.
KnightInShiningArmor: Hello.
IamNotAPipsquak: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!!
FieryHottieGuy: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!!
KnightInShiningArmor: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *sob*
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
IamNotAPipsquak: O_O
FieryHottieGuy: O_O
PrincessAlicia has entered the room.
PrincessAlicia: O_O
2Hot2Handle has entered the room.
HottyBlondyGal has entered the room.
2Hot2Handle: Chatroom typing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations!!!!!!
HottyBlondyGal: -_-, Are you in here Brigadeer General Sir?
FieryHottieGuy: Hawkeye!?
IamNotAPipsquak: O_o, They both have delusions of being hot.
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
PrincessAlicia: O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
FieryHottieGuy: Why you little!!!!!!!!!
HottyBlondyGal: *cracks knuckles* Oh Edward! *sweet smile*
IamNotAPipsquak: O_O AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FieryHottieGuy: *blasts Edward with super fiery hot skills and gorgeous body*
IamNotAPipsquak: You can't hurt me through a computer you ugly old loser.
FieryHottieGuy: *eye twitches* *hyperventilates*
HottyBlondyGal: Hey, your not Roy Mustang!
FieryHottieGuy: Excuse me?
HottyBlondyGal: I'm Roy Mustang you imposter!
PrincessAlicia: Roy is a hot blonde? Does that mean since he said that he's homosexual?
KnightInShiningArmor: What's a homosexual?
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O I'AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!
PrincessAlicia: *snickers*
HottyBlondyGal: Sorry, that was Roy, he is here with me.
IamNotAPipsquak: You to are together?!
HottyBlondyGal: Yes, I just said that.
IamNotAPipsquak: Well, since Roy is homosexual, I guess that means Roy is a girl, or Hawkeye is a boy.
HottyBlondyGal: YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!
2Hot2Handle: If Roy is there with you who is FieryHottieGuy?
FieryHottieGuy: I'm Roy Mustang!
HottyBlondyGal: No your not I'am!
KnightInShiningArmor: WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!! *finds it in dictionary* A person attracted sexually to those of the same gender. Oh well see whats so wrong about.....OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! *squeals*
FieryHottieGuy: Excuse me, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
HottyBlondyGal: Did Alphonse Elric just squeal?
2Hot2Handle: *squeals* I can too, squealing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations.
IamNotAPipSquak: You have problems.
FieryHottieGuy: As if you don't you adorable little runt.
IamNotAPipsquak: WHAD'YA MEAN PERSON SO TINY WHEN A FAT LADY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE THE TINY PERSON GET SQUASHED!!
CuteMechanicGirlie: Yo mama jokes! YAY!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Yo mama so ugly the ugly stick she was beaten with broke.
2Hot2Handle: Yo mama jokes have been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations, in fact, Yo mama is a respectable clean young woman with an honest job.
IamAPipSquak: Why are we making fun of each other's mothers?
PrincessAlicia: Yo mother is from your brother's other lover.
FieryHottieGal: Awww I think the tin can is crying.
KnightInShiningArmor: Leave me alone meanie!!!!
TornadoFreak has entered the room.
TornadoFreak: I'm missing my tin can!
FieryHottieGal: Your tin can, like a tin can like.......
PrincessAlicia: HELLO THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!!!!!!!!
*All stare out the computer screen at people reading*
CuteMechanicGirlie: What's a computer?
All: O_o Dono.
TornadoFreak: La la la la, we're off to see the wizard the wonderful Wizard of OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *pull out bazooka's and fire*
TornadoFreak has left the room.
ChatManager: Hello, TornadoFreak's connection has been lost, if you wish to contact her, stab yourself suckers because she deader than a girl who just took advantage of her boyfriend.
ChatManager leaves without having ever come.
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O
PrincessAlicia: Well, on the subject of crude and horrible judgemental jokes, who hates preppies and blondes?
2Hot2Handle: What is a preppy?
CuteMechanicGirlie: What's wrong with blondes?
FieryHottieGal: Other than their faces you mean.
PrincessAlicia: Blondes are dumb.
CuteMechanicGirlie: Blondes aren't dumb! *starts choking*
KnightInShiningArmor: What's wrong Winry?
CuteMechanicGirlie: *slow breath* Phew, I totally like forgot how to breathe.
(A note to all people, please take no offense to this, I don't mean any offense to any gender, race, sexuality, or genre of person, thank you!)
IamNotAPipSquak: I have it!
PrincessAlicia: Have what?
FieryHottieGuy: He never had it.
IamNotAPipSquak: FieryHottieGuy is Envy!
PrincessAlicia: Oh gee, nice job, you blew our cover, now he knows your Envy and I'm Greed.
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: You are supposed to be dead! Princess Alicia, I thought you were Maes Hughs.
FieryHottieGuy: Nah, just thinks he's hot, wait a second, Hughs is dead you stupid little weirdo, and so are we, we are in HFIL! (For those of you that don't know it's a world from DragonBall Z that refers basically to Hell, it stands for Home For Infinite Losers.)
CuteMechanicGirlie: I'am not fat!
HottyBlondyGal: O_o Righto then, we'll MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I shall leave for now but I shall be back to claim this world! Muwahaha I do brides, just so you know for when I take over the world.
2Hot2Handle: You do brides?
HottyBlondyGal: No, why would I?
IamNotAPipSquak: Hah, Envy is hey wait, is envy a boy or girl?
PrincessAlicia: O_O
FieryHottieGuy:O_O
IamNotAPipSquak:O_O
2Hot2Handle: O_O
CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O
KnightInShiningArmor: O_O
HottyBlondyGal: O_O
FieryHottieGuy: Oh I see it said brides, what I meant was bribes.
IamNotAPipSquak: Oh, we know what you meant. *snickers*
FieryHottieGuy: Grrrr, Greed, let's go!
FieryHottieGuy has left the chatroom
PrincessAlicia has left the chatroom.
HottyBlondyGal: We have to go, we have important business.
IamNotAPipsquak: We know what kind of business you have.
HottyBlondyGal: *annoyance marks*
HottyBlondyGal has left the room.
2Hot2Handle: I must go to farewell.
2Hot2Handle has left the room.
CuteMechanicGirlie: Hey I wanna be popular!
CuteMechanicGirlie has left the room.
IamNotAPipsquak: Hey, why are Hawkeye and Mustang here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
IamNotAPipsquak has left the room.
KnightInShiningArmor: *sob* Everyone left me. Brother!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
KnightInShiningArmor has left the room.
StalkerPsycho has entered the room.
StalkerPsycho: *clears throat*
StalkerPsycho: THIS FAN FIC IS DONE GO AWAY SHOOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOO GO AWAY LITTLE FLY PEOPLES GO AWAY!!!!!!!
StalkerPsycho gets bazooka shot.
StalkerPsycho has left the room.
FanFic Writer: *Hears knock at door.* * All fanfic people are outside* *gets tackled and mauled and attacked*
FanFicWriter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rabid Midgets are attacking me!!!!!!!!
Edward: MIDGET!?
FanFic Writer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O_O -_- ^_^ Watch Kirby Dance.
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Playstationfreak on April 21, 2007, 1:59:59 PM
Saru_no_Cheesecake on April 14, 2007, 12:12:03 PM
Chatroom typing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations!!!!!! XD CLASSIC!!!~
Avatar on January 1, 2007, 8:54:26 AM
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O_OI don't exactly know what to say.But still,one word:hilarious!YaioAnime on May 28, 2006, 2:04:58 AM
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I love it make more soon please ( Big Chibi Eyes) PleaseCowboy-Take-Me-Away on May 5, 2006, 11:43:41 PM
OMG! Why iaren't the other characters in this? Oh well...sk_fma_lover on April 27, 2006, 7:40:44 AM
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That was sooooooood funny!kikyo1267 on April 12, 2006, 3:18:58 AM
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wite morebluemoon_alchemist on February 25, 2006, 5:35:09 PM
thats flippin funny dude! i couldnt stop laughing at that part when armstrong is all like "squealing has been a skill passed down the"whatever and stuff.....! GO KIRBY!!!!! *eats pixy stix* WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!Blazing_SheFool on February 9, 2006, 3:42:32 AM
I LIKE KIRBY DANCE! You get faved just for that.KichigaiNeko-Chan on December 18, 2005, 5:04:03 PM
heh heh. I like Armstrong in this.Expecially his yo mama joke.
XD
~KNC
FullMetal_D on December 9, 2005, 3:30:58 AM
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This is very funny. It is a bit confusing so I wrote down who was who and now I understand.gohstann on December 2, 2005, 11:43:48 AM
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I never quite could understand chat rooms.... maby some other time... but the HFIL was funny.... sortof since I realy didn't get it.....The_Swayz on November 29, 2005, 12:11:11 PM
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LMAO XDjesslovesbilly82 on November 22, 2005, 8:45:28 AM
thats funny DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREFirefly_Dreamer on November 21, 2005, 10:08:26 AM
LOL!!!dat wuz sho funny!!!!!
*FAVES*
Kichiko_the_Winged_Musha on August 29, 2005, 6:47:05 AM
Hahahahahah!!! the random crazinees is always Hillarios!!( I spelled that wrong but who gives a crap!! ) Hahahah! write more!! or I will send my evil blue kitties on you!!HAHAHAHA!!
nyah!=^w^=
kichiko_the_winged_musha has left the room
Keito-Chan on August 14, 2005, 1:50:51 AM
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ROFL!! FRIKKIN HILARIOUS!! *FAVEZ FAEVZ FEAVZ!!!*awsome jobzizMegaGreg on July 20, 2005, 3:25:45 PM
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OMG! That was funnha! I can't stop lauging!outlaw_oc on June 9, 2005, 3:14:00 PM
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Very confusing, but funny! ^_^ Me likies!
I love the yo momma jokes too. . . . hahahahaha!
This was great X3