Chapter 1 - Cinderfella

Cinderfella



Characters:
Cinderfella/Cinderella  Christiana
Prince Fancy Pants/Prince Charming  Craig
Joe Mama/Stepmother - Amber
Joe/Older Stepsister  Candace
Zoey/Younger Stepsister  Nicole
Fairy Godfaja/Fairy Godfather  Julian
Ruff Ruff/Dog  Hailey
Two Guards  Sydney and &

(Opening scene with Joe Mama, Joe and Zoey reading Prince Fancy Pants invitation.)

Joe Mama: Its an invitation to Prince Fancy Pants ball! You, Joe or Zoey could be married to him!

Joe: Oh! The Prince is definitely going to fall in love with me.

Zoey: No, heth going to fall in love with me, Joe!

(They start to get into a fight of who the Prince is going to fall for)

Joe Mama: Girls, girls, please. Stop it!

(Cinderfella is washing the floor and looks thoughtfully at it)

Cinderfella: I really like eggs.

Joe: What did you say, Cinderfella?! You cant go to the ball!

Cinderfella: But I wasnt talking about-

Joe Mama: You were thinking about going to the Princes ball?

Cinderfella: No. I just-

Zoey: How dare you!

Joe Mama: Now you have to do all of our laundry before you go to the ball. Wahahahaha!

(Throws a sock at Cinderfella and walks off the stage with Joe and Zoe)
Cinderfella: Now Ill never get to go to the ball.

(Ruff Ruff comes in)

Cinderfella: Oh, Ruff Ruff. What am I going to do?

(Theres a knock on the door)

Cinderfella: I wonder who that could be and at this hour.
(Opens the door then screams, trips and falls backwards)

Cinderfella: Who are you?!

Fairy Godfaja: Hello. I am yu Fairy Godfaja, Cinderfella.
(Puts hands on hips and looks up proudly&and pretty)

Cinderfella, looking confused: My what?

Fairy Godfaja: Yu Fairy Godfaja.
(Looses his happiness)

Cinderfella: What?!

Fairy Godfaja: Yu&oh nevamind. I hear to make yu a butiful pop star! Yu have da most prettiest feet and win da princes heart.

Cinderfella: Oh I get it&but what about my chores

Fairy Godfaja: Well just have da dog do dem. Come here Fluffy. Speak!

Cinderfella: Her name is Ruff Ruff.

Fairy Godfaja: Whateva. Speak, Ruff Ruff!

Ruff Ruff mumbles: Why do I always have to do all the work?

(Fairy Godfaja messes with Cinderfellas hair and makes it really ugly while they walk off the stage with the dog)

At the ball everyones waiting.

Joe: Wheres Prince Fancy Pants?

(Right then Prince Fancy Pants runs in wearing a cape, holes in his socks and anything ridiculous)

Prince Fancy Pants: I will sit on my beautiful throne (sits on a rug or the ground). Now let me smell you beautiful ladies feet!

(The Stepsisters get in a line)

Joe: My feet are the best Prince Fancy Pants!
(He smells her feet)

Prince Fancy Pants: Whoa! Your feet smell! I like them like that (smiles).
Zoey: No, Printh Fanthy Panth, my feet are the thmellietht!

Prince Fancy Pants: WHOA! Now YOUR feet are even smellier than your sisters! But you have a funny lisp. So I guess (picks earwax) Ill just have to pick 

(Cinderfella arrives in a pimped out ride)
Cinderfella: No! Wait! Please, Prince Fancy Pants, just smell my feet and then you can choose whos to be your wife!

(He shrugs)
Prince Fancy Pants: Okay (smells her foot). HOLY KING OF FROSTBITE! Your feet! They smell&they smell&so&GOOD! Take them away, guards!

(Guards come and restrain Cinderfella to the side of the stage)
Prince Fancy Pants: Now where was I?

(Joe Mama, Joe and Zoey squeal and cheer nonstop)
Zoey: Joe Mama, Im going to be Queen!

Prince Fancy Pants: Oh now I remember (looks at Zoey, smiling and them eyes freeze, his face awestruck, on Joe Mama). Wait, I dont want a girl. I want a woman!

Joe Mama: (says with a straight face) Oh Lordy.

(Prince Fancy Pants runs after Joe Mama, off the stage with the Stepsisters arguing behind them. Cinderfella is taken away by the guards protesting about how this isnt how the story goes and/or crying)


The End

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