Chapter 1 - In Analysis
Submitted March 24, 2009 Updated June 4, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sorry eLampe, couldn't resist. eLampe is lazy and all the teachers love him. Why? He's the butt end of pretty much all the jokes. If I remember any, I'm posting them here. PS: MUAHAHAHHA!
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Chapter 1 - In Analysis
Chapter 1 - In Analysis
Analysis Teacher: (to a student) We were given two eyes, two ears, and one mouth. Use them in that proportion.
eLampe: And we were given ten fingers and ten toes.
(Class cracks up)
eLampe: And we were given ten fingers and ten toes.
(Class cracks up)
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eLampe on March 25, 2009, 4:37:08 AM
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blackcatcurse on May 16, 2009, 2:00:20 AM
eLampe! You need to give me more material! *whines*eLampe on June 19, 2009, 11:20:36 PM
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Shuenzel-Senseiblackcatcurse on June 20, 2009, 12:21:39 AM
I can't do that. It violates the privacy of Sensei.eLampe on June 20, 2009, 2:11:14 AM
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Yes, posting someone's last name online totally violates their privacy. *eyeroll*blackcatcurse on June 20, 2009, 7:04:01 AM
It's a unique last name. And we've named the class taught.eLampe on June 20, 2009, 7:09:38 AM
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Actually, no one would have known he teaches Analysis if you hadn't just said that...blackcatcurse on June 20, 2009, 11:55:41 AM
But then how would they know the differences in the classes? After all, you're just as tauntable in Physics! ^.^eLampe on June 20, 2009, 12:11:03 PM
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You know, we've already said everything to be said except for the actual joke...
Don't forget the one about distractions, and "then you must like me a lot"