Chapter 2 - Method 2
Submitted May 25, 2009 Updated November 25, 2009 Status Incomplete | Each post is a different way to be evil. If you have a suggestion, just PM me and I'll post it up and give you credit. Oh come on, SOMEBODY had to do it.
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Chapter 2 - Method 2
Chapter 2 - Method 2
Note: This method will destroy the world...which is a bad thing...
1. Bomb Japan, China, India, and the US (all industry is now shut down)
2. Find people with AIDS/HIV - disperse them into Russia, Mexico, and Egypt and offer to pay for housing. (children with AIDS have low survival rate)
3. Get Europe POed with South America (Work off of soccer...)
4. Make medicine in Africa that will cure a lot of the diseases there - poison it a year later (sell under a different name, or get a buddy to do it)
5. Melt large portions of Greenland and Antarctica.
6. Take all plants that are still left and keep them under artificial climate so that you have most of the plants in the world - including crops.
7. MAKE MOOLAH! (and if that doesn't work, enslave the survivors)
1. Bomb Japan, China, India, and the US (all industry is now shut down)
2. Find people with AIDS/HIV - disperse them into Russia, Mexico, and Egypt and offer to pay for housing. (children with AIDS have low survival rate)
3. Get Europe POed with South America (Work off of soccer...)
4. Make medicine in Africa that will cure a lot of the diseases there - poison it a year later (sell under a different name, or get a buddy to do it)
5. Melt large portions of Greenland and Antarctica.
6. Take all plants that are still left and keep them under artificial climate so that you have most of the plants in the world - including crops.
7. MAKE MOOLAH! (and if that doesn't work, enslave the survivors)
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