Chapter 2 - The Why of the Portal

Act 2

(Eric on stand with mic)

Eric: Ok, so is everyone ok?

All:(Omni- agreeing)

Eric: So can i speak now?

All:(Omni- disagreeing)

Eric: Tough. It seems that I, along with my world, has been created. Because of that, it seems that its quickly become...

it seems that its quickly become... whats the word im looking for?

Theoden: Ham?

Eric: No

SBC:B?

Eric: No

Sauron: Ring?

Eric: No

Wallace: Cheese?

Eric: No

Zoidberg: Food?

Eric: No

Peter: Fart?

Eric: No

Jhon: Die?

Eric: No

Master Cheif: Weapons?

Eric: NO! Become more comercialised. Your Worlds and selfs are Famous of the

Newgrounds/Halo/FOX/Aardmand playground.

(Song plays)

Terrance: Shut your fu...

(Gunshot)

Jhon: It had to be done

(Dalek Appears)

Dalek: EX-TER-MIN...

(Gun(Laser)Shot)

Master Cheif: Thats for what you did to my mama in bed

(Gromit wants to speak and writes down:)

Gromit(Written): "If this world has just been created not long ago and they weren't in the portal, how are the here?"

Eric: They've been here a while

Jhon: What happened Before we came along?

Eric: Me and the place were created, Ideas came up and a TV Show was a used idea.

Wait, we're recording this now, this could be great Reality TV

Zoidberg: Belive me, Reality TV is so bland

Eric: Then we'll make it Fictional

Sauron: Why are we recording this now?

Eric: We have editing skills

SBC: This will seem weird

Eric: Whi will care? We'll create some shows

All: (Omni-Fantastic)

Eric: But first we join hands and repeat me

Master Cheif: This seems gay

SBC: WHY, Eric, why?

Eric: It's an oath. Repeat;

Eric then others: "I swear to myself and others... that from this day forth...

that i shall not kill others"

All: (Omni-No way)

Eric: Come on

All: (Sigh) "That i shall not kill others..."

Eric: "Or I will be blamed

All: "Or I will... be... blamed?"

Eric then all: "And thats a promise"

Eric: Now we're under oath. I own the oath. So if the oath is destroyed by me,

well... oa-think it will be nasty! Got that?

Theoden: What, the point or the crappy Joke?

Eric: Both

All: Yes

Eric: Lets put on some shows!

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